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[lion's growl]
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Since your jaw is wired shut, we'll give you IV nutrition, okay?
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Sorry. You can't answer. It's like the dentist.
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They ask you questions and you have that stuff in your mouth.
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Oh, my God, I did it again... Dr. Greenberg.
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Doctor? What kind of doctor are you?
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I keep doing it. Okay, okay. Just... just act it out.
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Shrinking. Shrink, a shrink!
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Wow. I can't imagine picking psychiatry as a specialty
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after interning as a real doctor.
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That didn't come out right. My dad. He's a doctor too.
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He says therapy is for people with more money than problems.
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But then... my dad says a lot of things.
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- Did anyone page a nurse? - No.
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It looks like his eyes are screaming.
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Please, we're talking.
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Where was I?
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- You should get dressed. - I can't. It's still out there.
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Don't call my mother it.
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It implies you think that she's a monster.
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Now, get a move on, it usually gets up to feed about now.
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Baby, I don't understand why we couldn't stay at my place?
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I could've done the whole show for you.
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- There's a show? - Yeah, there's a show.
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It involves music, some dancing, occasionally singing.
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Can you do Me And Mrs. Jones?
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I don't know, what's she look like?
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Look, you wanted to spend the whole night together
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and I can't leave my mother alone.
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She's frail.
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[frantic yelling in Spanish]
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- Tell her to put the cane down! - [speaks rapid Spanish]
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- Tell her to put the cane down! - It's because I'm unmarried.
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She doesn't have to know we had sex all night.
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- She speaks English. - Then why are you translating?
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- You don't speak Spanish! - Oh. Hola!
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- No! No! - Mami! Qué te ha sucedido?
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Tell her to put the cane down.
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I have to be honest, Ms. Sullivan, when Dr. Kelso said
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board member, I was thinking this like old, grumpy...
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That would be my father. He died.
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- I'm so sorry. - 20 years ago.
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Oh. I would have said sorry then but I had trouble with my Ss.
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[laughs weakly] I was five.
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Ss. So... how are you feeling?
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Great, that's why I'm here. Listen, R.J.