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Open your mouth!
Bad Thoughts
S01E05 — Communication
#369
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All right, that's it. You're under arrest.
Bad Thoughts
S01E05 — Communication
#370
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No, no. Sorry.
Bad Thoughts
S01E05 — Communication
#371
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Actually...
Bad Thoughts
S01E05 — Communication
#372
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I still have the receipt.
Bad Thoughts
S01E05 — Communication
#373
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Oh, yeah. Yep. It says "splash of milk" right there.
Bad Thoughts
S01E05 — Communication
#374
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- Sorry about that, sir. - Yeah.
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S01E05 — Communication
#375
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You missed the first part of the story.
Bad Thoughts
S01E05 — Communication
#376
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Jinx.
Bad Thoughts
S01E05 — Communication
#377
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You owe me a Coke.
Bad Thoughts
S01E05 — Communication
#378
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How about a coffee?
Bad Thoughts
S01E05 — Communication
#379
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That's a good one.
Bad Thoughts
S01E05 — Communication
#380
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Oh! I'm exhausted.
Bad Thoughts
S01E05 — Communication
#381
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You killed three people.
Bad Thoughts
S01E05 — Communication
#382
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I know. I've never done that.
Bad Thoughts
S01E05 — Communication
#383
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I don't know how you guys do it.
Bad Thoughts
S01E05 — Communication
#384
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Take it easy.
Bad Thoughts
S01E05 — Communication
#385
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Hey, little Hollywood
Bad Thoughts
S01E05 — Communication
#386
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You're gone but you're not forgot
Bad Thoughts
S01E05 — Communication
#387
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You got the cash But your credit's no good
Bad Thoughts
S01E05 — Communication
#388
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You flipped the script And you shot the plot
Bad Thoughts
S01E05 — Communication
#389
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And I remember, I remember
Bad Thoughts
S01E05 — Communication
#390
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When the neon Used to burn so bright and pink
Bad Thoughts
S01E05 — Communication
#391
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So bright and pink!
Bad Thoughts
S01E05 — Communication
#392
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A Saturday night kind of pink
Bad Thoughts
S01E05 — Communication
#393
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The pillows here are great.
Bad Thoughts
S01E06 — Health
#1
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I know. I looked them up,
Bad Thoughts
S01E06 — Health
#2
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and they're a blend of memory foam and microfiber.
Bad Thoughts
S01E06 — Health
#3
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Those pillows? Yeah. I really like the pillows too.
Bad Thoughts
S01E06 — Health
#4
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I slept good.
Bad Thoughts
S01E06 — Health
#5
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Yeah, I slept very well.
Bad Thoughts
S01E06 — Health
#6
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I slept like a homo.
Bad Thoughts
S01E06 — Health
#7
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You know, I think I'm gonna get that chicken parm tonight. Mmm-hmm.
Bad Thoughts
S01E06 — Health
#8
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I'm sorry, Barry. What did you just say?
Bad Thoughts
S01E06 — Health
#9
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Uh, chicken parm. Chicken Parmesan. Hmm.
Bad Thoughts
S01E06 — Health
#10
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Yeah, it's an Italian dish.
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S01E06 — Health
#11
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You slept like what?
Bad Thoughts
S01E06 — Health
#12
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Oh, like a homo.
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S01E06 — Health
#13
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Yeah, it's just an expression.
Bad Thoughts
S01E06 — Health
#14
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No, it isn't.
Bad Thoughts
S01E06 — Health
#15
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And it's offensive.
Bad Thoughts
S01E06 — Health
#16
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It's just something that people say,
Bad Thoughts
S01E06 — Health
#17
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you know, like "It takes two to tango" or "It's raining cats and dogs."
Bad Thoughts
S01E06 — Health
#18
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Oh. "He runs like a deer," because he's really fast. Yeah.
Bad Thoughts
S01E06 — Health
#19
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Those are called idioms.
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S01E06 — Health
#20
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And that's not like anything you just said.
Bad Thoughts
S01E06 — Health
#21
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Yeah, it is.
Bad Thoughts
S01E06 — Health
#22
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You know what? My cousin, he went parasailing once,
Bad Thoughts
S01E06 — Health
#23
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