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that your thoughtful token of love
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#332
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wasn't a token of love at all. It was an ass pen.
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#333
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You come home and tell me this because being open and honest
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#334
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is more important to you than having sex with me?
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#335
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Are you coming or what?
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#336
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Hell, yeah.
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#337
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Stay, Rowdy, stay.
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#338
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It took me three hours to realize...
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#339
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- Excuse me, miss. - Can I help you?
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#340
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I'm afraid I have an awful case of the gotta-see-'ems.
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#341
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You know, that's not even a real disease.
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#342
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At what point did I become a crazy person?
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#343
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Oh, come on. Yes, exposing yourself to a dead guy
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#344
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might have been a tad unorthodox,
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#345
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and, yes, it might be a little hard to live down.
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#346
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- I'm waiting for the "but". - So's everyone else here.
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#347
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- [drumroll] - That's not funny.
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#348
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- Thanks. Glad I shared. - Come on.
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#349
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When I look at you, I look at a doctor
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#350
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who will do whatever it takes to help a patient.
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#351
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- Really? - Yeah, really.
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#352
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And on that note...
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#353
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If you still want my help, I'm on board.
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#354
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Are you kidding? It's way too big of a risk for a peon.
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#355
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Look it, I just wanted to see what team you were playing for.
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#356
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- So it was all a test. - Besides,...
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#357
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I already did it.
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#358
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[Kelso] Cox!
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#359
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Run, Junior. Daddy's home.
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#360
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Did you actually think I wouldn't find out what you did?
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#361
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- What did I do? - You insolent...
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#362
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I'm insolent?
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#363
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I know it sounds melodramatic,
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#364
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they were battling for my soul.
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#367
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- She needed the T.I.P.S... - I've got you this time.
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#368
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I can taste it!
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#369
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The dark side versus the light.
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#371
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[like Darth Vader] I've been waiting for this moment all my life.
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#372
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[electrical fizzing]
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#373
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Easy, Chewie.
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#374
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[roars]
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#375
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[Cox] I'll teach you to respect this institution.
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#376
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I hope you learn from this.
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#377
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No!
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#378
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[record scratches]
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#379
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You're suspended. Effective immediately.
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#380
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[telephones ring, PA announcements]
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#381
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Well, sport. It looks like a permanent spot just opened up
Scrubs
S01E05 — My Two Dads
#382
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