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- I accept! - Don't interrupt me. Come here.
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Pull that curtain.
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Mrs. Blitt over there needs the T.I.P.S. procedure, no insurance,
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she can now look forward to a lifetime
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of encephalopathy and jaundice thanks to Bottom-Line Bob.
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- Is he really that bad? - I hate Robert Kelso.
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I hate his family, friends, the guy that cleans his vaguely racist little lawn jockey.
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In fact, I hate anybody who even associates with him.
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Is that clear?
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Yo, Elliot, check out these ass slides.
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Oh, my God. How's that stuff even get up there?
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I fell on it.
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I fell on it.
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I fell on it.
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The doctors in the ER have a box where they keep all this junk.
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Is that next to the Lost and Found Box?
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Lost and Found Box? There's no Lost and Found Box.
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There's an Ass Box.
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Oh, no, that's not Carla's pen?
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I had no time to shop!
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[Turk screams]
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Beautiful day for golf, eh, sports?
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[Steadman] Yes, sir, Dr. Kelso.
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Look, I don't know what you're trying to pull,
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but I am not a guy you wanna mess with.
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Steadman, I need a tee.
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A tee, or some tea, sir? Because I've brought both.
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Excellent, our fourth has arrived.
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[tires screech]
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What's up, newbie?
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After all, he's here too.
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- I thought you hated Kelso. - Oh, I do.
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And watching his face as I kick his worthless butt up and down this golf course every week,
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is basically,... well, it's the most fun I can have
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without being forced to cuddle afterwards.
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Oh, good night, Irene! Fantastic golf shot, sir.
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Real nice length. Now, does your husband happen to play?
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But for the record, no, I'm not a hypocrite for being here.
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What's your pathetic excuse, you whiny little suck-up?
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That'll play.
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[Turk] Don't open it! Please don't open it!
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Oh, please, don't open it!
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Since we've been chatting,