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You know, you don't have to clap after every joke.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#426
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I'd prefer if you laughed.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#427
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Stop that!
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#428
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♪ And bend, lookin' like the letter "N" I get chub ♪
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#433
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♪ It seems today that all you see ♪
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#1
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♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#2
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♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#3
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[all] ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#4
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#5
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♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#6
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#7
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♪ Laugh and cry! ♪
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#8
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[all] ♪ He's a family guy! ♪
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#9
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Good evening. I'm Tom Tucker.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#10
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The hot new reality dating show Sex Farm
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#11
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is coming to Quahog.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#12
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Contestants conceal their identities
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#13
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by dressing as farm animals in hopes of finding love.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#14
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Auditions are being held all week
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#15
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at the long-empty Miramax offices downtown.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#16
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Imagine naming a company after your mother
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#17
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and then molesting everyone who comes in.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#18
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Auditions? [gasps] Maybe I could meet my person.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#19
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[announcer] This season on Alone,
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#30
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twelve contestants will be dropped in the wilderness.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#31
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Remember, you're on camera, so don't masturbate.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#32
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I didn't even make it to the ground.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#33
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I see that I was wrong, and I now understand
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#42
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comedy is mostly about getting angry at funny things.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#43
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You're in.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#45
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[Corey] This season on Sex Farm, we're in Quahog, Rhode Island,
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#46
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with an all-new cast of horny livestock.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#47
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[moos]
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#48
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What's going on, guys?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#49
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It's me, Corey, from Corey's World.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#50
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After being virally ambushed
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#51
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while screaming at my stepmom in a Walmart,
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#52
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I've taken a demotion from YouTube to network television.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#53
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And I am totally less-profitably stoked
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#54
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to be your host tonight on Sex Farm.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#55
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Let's get to know these filthy animals.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#56
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Yuck. The herd will decide who stays
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#65
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to continue their journey for love
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#66
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and who gets put out to pasture.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#67
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All part of the barn dance here on Sex Farm,
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#68
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where our pronouns are "yee" and "haw."
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#69
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I... I don't get that.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#70
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What's going on, guys? It's your boy Corey.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#96
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