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- Turk told me. - No! I didn't!
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No, I swear. Look, he assumed.
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Uh-huh. And did you correct him?
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Well, you know, I've been really busy at the hospital lately.
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[Carla] Is that how you see this relationship?
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As some mad dash to the finish line?
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Because I'll take you into that bedroom right now,
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and you will be walking sideways for the rest of your life,
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because I will have used all your up and down.
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Now, is that what you want?
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Because what I want is for this to be a real relationship.
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I want us to know each other better than we know ourselves.
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- Wow. - That's right, "wow".
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So if you really want me "daily and nightly and ever-so-rightly",...
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That sounds like something you'd say.
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...show me that you know me.
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So, anyway, I think you should let the kid meet the ladies.
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So, you're the one who told Kelso Mr. Martinez was dead?
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Well, I'm new, but I'm relatively certain that invasive vascular procedures
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have a low success rate on dead people.
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That T.I.P.S. procedure was for Mrs. Blitt down in 103.
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You see, she doesn't have insurance.
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Mr. Martinez, on the other hand, had great insurance.
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Should I talk slower or get a nurse who speaks fluent Moron?
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You don't have to be mean about it.
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Well, jeez, newbie, what do you want from me, huh?
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[whirring of 9mm camera, gentle guitar]
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I don't know if they taught you this
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in the land of fairies and puppy-dog tails
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where you obviously, if not grew up, then spent most of your summers,
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but you're in the real world now.
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Luckily, this wasn't...
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Do you know what this is?
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This is me washing my hands of you.
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I will not be in the same room with you again, starting...
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[telephones ring, PA announcement]
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[cries mockingly]
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[TV] It's a challenge...
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Little bit of flow, like...
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"Fighting Joe" Hooker...
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I don't need Dr. Cox. Big jerk.