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with cleaner buttholes, we are obsessed with dry paper
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#434
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sold to us by billion-dollar corporations.
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#435
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- Yeah. - Hey, yeah, he's right!
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#436
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My father wanted everyone to see that there were alternatives.
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#437
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But they don't want him talking about alternatives!
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#438
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Yeah!
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#439
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And we can't be blindly buying their products anymore.
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#440
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And as a town, we will find alternatives,
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#441
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and we will not be afraid to...
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#442
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Stop! Stop! We're not doing this!
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#443
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- Dad! - Everyone just stop,
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#444
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we're not doing this.
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#445
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Thank you. South Park, uh, we-we're cutting this short.
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#446
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I was totally wrong and I want to apologize.
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#447
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No, dad, it's the toilet paper companies
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#448
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- that are behind all the... - Yeah, I know.
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#449
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Yeah, so, uh, w-we have nothing against toilet paper.
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#450
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It's a great product and, uh,
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#451
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it was childish of me to make fun of it.
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#452
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Thanks, though. We'll see ya later.
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#453
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Dad, we can't just back down.
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#454
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Bro! I got fucking shot!
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#455
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Japanese toilets are totally unnecessary,
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#456
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and, uh, in case anyone else is listening,
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#457
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I think all of South Park would like to apologize.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#458
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We retract what we said about toilet paper companies.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#459
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They... They have done nothing but help us, and we are sorry.
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#460
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South Park... everyone... Say you're sorry.
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#461
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We're sorry.
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#462
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Okay, great. Come on, guys, let's go home.
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#463
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What about helping people and leading by example?
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#464
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We're not the Goddamn Kennedys, Stan.
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#465
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Stop being an idiot.
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#466
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Nice to have you back, Ol' Blue.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#467
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You know, guys, I'm actually not that sad.
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#468
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Having a Japanese toilet was great, but...
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#469
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I've come to realize that,
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#470
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when you have some big, nice luxury thing,
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#471
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it eventually just becomes normal.
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#472
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But you start comparing it to all the other things
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#473
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in your life which suddenly feel you have to upgrade, too.
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#474
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So, it's really best to just
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#475
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stick with the beat-up, crappy old things we have.
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#476
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Love you forever, Honey.
South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#477
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South Park
S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#478
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* I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time *
South Park
S26E04 — Deep Learning
#1
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* Friendly faces everywhere *
South Park
S26E04 — Deep Learning
#2
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* Humble folks without temptation *
South Park
S26E04 — Deep Learning
#3
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