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Season 26, Episode 4 — Deep Learning

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Show: South Park
Episode title: Deep Learning
Air date: March 08, 2023
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell
Stan is reeling when a cheating scandal hits the school.
Source: TMDB
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* I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time *
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* Friendly faces everywhere *
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* Humble folks without temptation *
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* Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind *
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* Ample parking day or night *
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* People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" *
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* Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind *
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* Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! *
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* Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine *
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You guys! You guys, oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
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- What is it? - What happened, Bebe?
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Clyde just sent me another text.
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Oh, what's this one say?
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I texted him if he thought about me all the time,
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and he texted back,
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"It certainly seems like all the time."
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It's hard to get someone like you out of my mind.
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Aw!
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Doesn't he just send the best texts ever?
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- Yeah, he does! - Sure does.
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Yesterday, I texted him, "How do you know
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you're in love with me?" And he said,
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"I know I'm in love with you because spending time with you
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makes me feel like I'm home
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and I can't imagine life without you."
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- Aw! - That's so sweet!
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Clyde wrote that?
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OMG, Clyde.
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Do you really care about me that much?
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Does Stan ever talk to you like that, Wendy?
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No. Every time I send
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Stan a text, he just responds with a thumbs up emoji.
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Yeah, well, Clyde is just really into me.
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Oh, he's texting back!
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"Yes, I do care about you that much.
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You mean a lot to me and I care deeply about you."
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Aw!
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He sure is in love with you, Bebe!
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He's a goddamn dream boat!
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Hey, Stan, is there a time we could talk today?
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I'm feeling a little insecure about some things.
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Hey, Clyde, can I talk to you?
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- Sure, bro. - Well, um,
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Wendy just came up to me and was acting all hurt
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'cause she thinks I don't care about her.
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Uh-huh.
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And she said that she wishes I would reply to her texts
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the way that Clyde responds to Bebe's.
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So, like... how do you do it?
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ChatGPT, dude.
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- ChatGPT? - Yeah, dude,
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there's a bunch of apps and programs you can subscribe
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to that use OpenAI to do all your writing for you.
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People use em to write poems, write job applications,
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but what they're really good for
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is dealing with chicks.
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Here. Check it out.
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There's tons of ChatGPT apps for you phone.
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So, then I can take whatever latest dumb thing
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Bebe texted me, I copy it,
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then I open the GPT app,
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Click "respond to," paste her text here, hit "write."
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It just thinks for a second.
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"You would look great with any length of hair!
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Trying a new look could be fun."
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Copy that into messages and send it off.
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It's super easy and convenient and it saves me a ton of time
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because she texts me so goddamn much.
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Jesus Christ!
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"I probably won't do it, but thanks for being supportive."
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Cut. Paste. Write. Cut. Messages. Paste.
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Send. There.
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All done with her stupid shit.
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This is a real app?
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It'll completely change your life, bro.
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Just, uh... Just don't tell anybody, huh?
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If Bebe found out, I'd be a dead man.
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* Wet ink on the paper makes me nervous *
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* I nearly lose my vision *
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* Then my breath and my pulse and my mind *
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* Quicken *
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* Head below my knees *
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* I come alive *
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* Keeps me awake thinking back *
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* Oh, my first sight of you was my first heart attack *
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* Every letter makes me lose my reason *
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* Every word is like your kindest touch *
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* And if I told you *
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* How much I need you *
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* Would you give me yourself or turn and run? *
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* I read to myself until I go blind *
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* Your words fall around me all through the night *
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* I can't resist and I don't want to fight *
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* Will you be held *
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* Will you be touched *
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* By my hand through this paper? *
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* This is all too much *
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* Will we be ravaged *
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* Will we be true *
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* To somebody perfect, somebody like you *
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* I'm tired of yearning *
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* I'm tired of learning *
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* I need to drink you *
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* My heart has been burning *
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Hello?
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Hey, Stan, I didn't get it yet.
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Didn't get what?
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You asked me if I wanted
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a bedtime story about frogs or a song about swans.
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I said a bedtime story!
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Oh, yeah, I-I wrote it.
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I'll send it to you right now.
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Okay, bye!
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Okay, children let's take our seats.
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I've graded your midterm essays,
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and I have to say, for the most part, they were terrible.
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However, there were some essays that I'm very happy with.
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There was a really great essay from Clyde
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on the "1840s Labor Unions
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and Their Effect on the Industrial Revolution."
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Let's hear it for Clyde, kids!
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Great work, Clyde.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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- Uh-huh. - What?
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Someone who never writes good essays, Butters,
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wrote an amazing piece on "Post-Cold War Poland
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and the Changing Provision of Security."
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Check plus, Butters!
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Oh, uh... thanks.
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We also have another student
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who wrote a shockingly good paper.
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This one's called "A Feminist Neoliberal Perspective"
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of Post-War Afghanistan" by Eric Cartman!
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Ah, yes, thank you, thank you.
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And this week, we have a new student to the check plus club.
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For an amazing essay called "Writing a Policy
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About Improving the Rights of Migrant Workers."
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Let's hear it for Stan!
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All right, what the hell is going on?!
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You tell me what's going on!
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Clearly, somebody told Stan about ChatGPT!
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You guys are using it to write essays, too!
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Yes, we are all using it,
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and we had a pact that we wouldn't tell anyone else
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because then everyone will start using it
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and Mr. Garrison will figure it out!
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So who fucking blabbed to Stan?
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I just told Stan about it as a tool to text his girlfriend.
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God damn it, Clyde!
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You don't use an amazing AI cheating tool to talk to girls!
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You're gonna ruin everything!
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This can't be open source, you guys!
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If everyone starts using ChatGPT,
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then we lose our unfair advantage.
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Oh, God-fucking-damn it.
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If they find out that we don't have to work anymore,
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then they aren't gonna want to work and then we're all screwed!
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Who's the one who first found ChatGPT
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and thought to use it for essays?
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- Butters. - Right.
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But then Butters told me about it,
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and I told him not to tell anyone else!
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Right, but then you went and blabbed about it to Clyde.
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That's right. I was a little excited.
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You guys, I'm not going to tell anyone else!
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You really think I want Wendy finding out about this thing?
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Fine. So we're all in it together.
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But you guys need to be careful what you use it for.
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Because once you bring girls into things,
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they're gonna ruin it.
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Just like slavery.
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Ugh.
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Ugh, God, I can't take it, Rick!
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What's the matter?
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Oh, it's just grading these stupid papers all the time!
gradingpapersstupid
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I have to read em' all and comment on each one of them.
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Jesus Christ. Something's changed,
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and now a few of the kids are writing these really long,
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detailed essays. I don't know what's going on.
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I guess I've taught them really well,
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maybe a bit too well.
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Uh, yeah...
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Have you ever heard of ChatGPT?
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ChatGPWhoza what? The fuck is that?
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There's a few apps now, really. But see?
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It has AI and takes any subject matter
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and can instantly give you
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whatever kind of content you want.
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Wait a minute...
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There's an app that anyone can use
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that does all the thinking and writing for you?
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Yeah.
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Well, this is gonna be amazing!
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I can use it to grade all my papers,
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and no one will ever know!
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Uh, yeah, sure.
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I'll just type the title of the essay in,
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and it'll generate a comment,
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and I don't even have to read the stupid things!
readstupid
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Yeah, and then you'll have more free time.
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Oh, this is great. Thanks so much!
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Just got to make sure nobody finds out I'm being sneaky
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Oh, and... And, hey, Rick?
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Yeah?
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Thanks for all the replies to my texts today.
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They were really supportive.
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Oh. Yeah. Sure thing.
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This place is good, right?
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Yeah, it's really good.
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Well, I know it's not much,
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but I just wanted to take you out somewhere
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- to say thanks, Stan. - For what?
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For stepping up and working on communication
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when I asked you to.
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Oh, that's cool.
cool
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The things we've talked about, Stan,
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it's really helping me.
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I don't feel so alone and misunderstood.
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I've been so scared for so long to tell anyone
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what happened to me when I was six.
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- Yeah. - And...
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everything you had to say about it was just right.
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It really changed the way I think about the whole thing.
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Yeah.
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And when you said the same thing happened to you, I...
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I couldn't believe it.
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Were you at home when it happened?
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- Yep. - But you're right.
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We can't dwell on those things.
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You're right about a lot of stuff.
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There was just that one thing I don't understand.
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About the boating accident in Switzerland?
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The boating accident in Switzerland...
accidentboatingswitzerland
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was tough.
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I thought you said it was great.
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It was great. And very tough.
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But how did it cause the thing with your cousin?
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Oh, shit. What time is it?
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It's a little after 4:00.
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Oh, shit. My mom told me to be home
home
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right at a little after 4:00.
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Sorry, Wendy. I-I gotta get going.
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No, no, no, that's totally okay. I gotta get going, too.
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Okay, cool.
cool
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Thank you so much, Stan.
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Thank you for being the only real thing in my life.
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Shit.
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"Oh, Bebe, your name is like a song.
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A melody stuck in my head so long.
headmelodystuck
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I can't help but smile when I hear it said...
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Bebe, the name always in my head."
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Oh, God, so obvious.
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"I dream of spending my days with you, Bebe.
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In South Park or anywhere that maybay.
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Talking, laughing, just being together."
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"In a dream I hope will last forever."
dreamforeverhope
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Excuse me, Mr. Garrison?
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* Beruhre meinen korper *
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Mr. Garrison?!
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Oh, yeah. What?
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I'm sorry, but I need to address your class really quick.
addressclassquick
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Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. Go ahead.
aheadgo-ahead
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M'kay, kids, I need to discuss a very serious matter.
discusskidsmattermkayserious
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There is a rumor going around that someone at this school
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is using open AI technology to do their work.
opentechnologyusing
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Well, that's crazy! Who would do that?
crazy
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Now, I know that everyone at this school is honest,
honestschool
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hard-working, m'kay, wouldn't...
hardmkayworking
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Wouldn't even want to use this "ChatGBD."
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ChatGPT!
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Oh, m'kay, but the school board
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has decided to call in a company
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that can detect AI in schoolwork
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and make sure nobody here is cheating.
cheatingnobody
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They... They are gonna what?
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So we're just gonna collect all the school work that we can...
collectschool
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
whoawhoa-whoawhoa-whoa-whoa
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And we are gonna have them analyzed
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for any AI contributions, m'kay?
mkay
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Well, those are... Those aren't, uh, quite ready.
ready
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Don't worry. We'll get these all back to you
worry
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after the testers look through them.
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M'kay, kids, sorry for the intrusion.
kidsmkay
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Get back to your day. M'kay.
mkay
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God fucking dammit!
dammitfucking
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I told you guys this was gonna happen!
happen
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What are we gonna do?!
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There's nothing we can do. It's over!
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We've lost our unfair advantage.
advantagelostunfair
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That's not what's important.
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If they find out I've been using open AI for class,
classopenusing
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Wendy's gonna know I've been using it with her,
usingwendys
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and it's gonna crush her!
crush
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Dude, same. Bebe's gonna fucking kill me.
fuckingfucking-killkill
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And who's fault is that, you guys?
fault
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I told you that once you bring women into things,
bringwomen
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they ruin it just like they did slavery.
ruinslavery
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Okay, Eric, could you explain
ericexplain
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exactly how women ruined slavery?
ruinedslaverywomen
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No, I can't, because I can't use fuckin' ChatGPT anymore
anymorechatgptfuckin
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'cause we got fuckin' busted!
bustedfuckin
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Look, maybe...
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Maybe this AI-detection technology won't work.
technology
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It doesn't matter if it doesn't work.
matter
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Cat is out of the bag now!
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This was supposed to be our thing
supposed
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for us to get ahead, but now...
ahead
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God dammit, get the fuck out of here!
dammitfuck
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M'kay, I'm just a little confused.
confusedmkay
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You think we shouldn't have the kids' schoolwork analyzed
kidsschoolwork
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for using AI writing apps?
appsusingwriting
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Look, it's just...
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It's really unfair to the kids.
kidsunfair
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I mean, what are we saying? That we don't trust them?
trust
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I mean, geez!
geez
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But don't you think if kids aren't writing their own papers,
kidspaperswriting
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we should know?
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Oh, what are people afraid of?
afraid
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That AI is gonna replace real writers?
realreplacewriters
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That Hollywood is gonna become
becomehollywood
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just a bland recycling of old ideas?
blandideasrecycling
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It already is! AI might help it!
might
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Well, I don't know what you want me to do.
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Yes?
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Mr. Mackey, the technician
mackey
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from the school advisory board
boardschool
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just pulled into the parking lot.
parkingpulled
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Someone here using AI technology to do their classwork?!
technologyusing
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If there is ChatGPT being used here,
chatgptused
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I will find it.
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Shadowbane! Fly!
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Uh, hello.
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I'm the counselor here at South Park Elementary.
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This is one of our teachers, Mr. Garrison.
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I...
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have been hired by the Park Country School Board
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to determine if any students
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are using generative AI technology to do their work.
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Uh, yes, we're excited to work with you.
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We have a lot of great students here.
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It only takes one student.
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And then it spreads like a cancer.
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Come, Shadowbane!
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Let us find this ChatGPT-using cheater!
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I'm gonna get fired. That's it.
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Mr. Garrison, can I talk to you?
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Oh, is it important, Stan?
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'Cause I'm kinda dealing with some stuff right now.
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Yes, it is important.
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You know, when you've done something wrong,
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sometimes the best thing to do
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is just come out and admit it.
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Okay.
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Okay, you're right. How did you find out?
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Clyde told me about it.
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I came to you because if they find something out about me,
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and you punish me,
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it's gonna really hurt Wendy.
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I don't wanna punish anyone, Stan.
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- I completely understand. - You do?
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Sure, I think most the world does.
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I mean, why does it matter who uses AI apps?
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It's just like having a good writer's assistant.
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Yeah, like a good writer's assistant.
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Yeah! I mean, you're still the one
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taking the time to, like, push the buttons and stuff.
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Yeah! So you really don't think
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Wendy would be upset that I used ChatGPT
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to respond to her texts?
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Hold on. People can use it
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to respond to other people's texts?!
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Rick! That lying piece of shit!
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But we were just saying it was understandable...
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No! This is totally different!
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Whoever uses it for messages is a fuckin' monster!
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M'kay, everyone, please just stay calm.
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They got him!
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They found the kid that's been using AI apps.
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Get back! Get back, all of you.
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I have the student isolated inside.
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W-What exactly have you found?
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We went through thousands of papers.
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But then Shadowbane detected Chatbot writing
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in this student's phone.
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There, you see? She's going crazy.
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Oh, no.
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What is going on?
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Oh, God. No, no, no, no.
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The GPT stuff on her phone didn't come from her.
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Keep all the children back, Mackey.
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We can't let it spread!
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I will go inside and get her confession.
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You have been cheating on your schoolwork.
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- No, I haven't. - Say it!
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You have used ChatGPT to write your essays for you.
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Now humble yourself before the school!
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I write my own essays.
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I don't know what to do.
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I'm not creative enough to think of a way out of this.
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Wait. That's it.
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Once upon a time,
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there was a boy named Stan who lived in South Park.
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Stan loved his girlfriend very much,
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but lately he hadn't been truthful with her.
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One day, when Stan got to school,
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he was approached by his best friend.
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Dude, did you hear what happened to your girlfriend?
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No, what about her?
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Dude, she got caught cheating on her essay.
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Just then, Stan noticed a commotion down the hallway.
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This student is going to jail for cheating.
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Drugs are bad, m'kay?
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Hold it right there!
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Look, everyone, we can't blame people who are using ChatGPT.
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It's not their fault.
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Well, whose fault is it?
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I'll tell you who.
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It's the giant tech companies who took open AI,
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packaged it, monetized it, and pushed it out to all of us
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as fast as they could in order to get ahead.
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Open AI is so powerful that it has to be something
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that everyone can use, control, and contribute to.
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Or else AI will be controlled by corporations
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who just want an unfair advantage like Cartman does.
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Hey! Screw you, you dumb Jew!
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We don't want big corporations
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deciding what's ethical and acceptable for AI.
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We were all taken advantage of,
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and that's why my girlfriend would totally understand
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that I used ChatGPT to respond to her texts.
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That's right!
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Well, I guess we can let you go now, ma'am.
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I will find these tech companies who are trying to use open AI
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for their own gains, and I will stop them!
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M'kay, kids, I think we can all go home, m'kay?
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Everyone was happy,
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and Stan's girlfriend completely forgave him.
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Thanks for saving me, Stan.
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You're welcome, sweetheart.
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Class dismissed!
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Yay!
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Boy, I'm sure glad that's over with.
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Yeah, but...
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I'm still really not sure what just happened.
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Well, now at least we know that sometimes
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a good ol' thumbs up from a human
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is better than a machine-generated lie.
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Yeah. Yeah, you're right, Stan.
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I love you.
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Dude, how did you pull all that off?
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ChatGPT, dude.
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