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Season 26, Episode 5 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs

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* I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time *

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* Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation *

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* Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind *

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* Ample parking day or night *

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* People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" *

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* Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind *

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* Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine *

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Fellas!

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Hey, fellas, you're not going to believe it.

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Butters, what the hell are you wearing?

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I got a job over at the ice cream shop.

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And guess what?

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I got my very first paycheck.

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That's not fair.

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I want a paycheck.

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My dad told me if I got a job,

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we could put my paychecks in my very own bank account.

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I want a bank account.

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I didn't know kids could get jobs.

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Yeah. Well, I guess these days, it's real hard for businesses

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to find people to work so they'll

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take whatever they can get.

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I want to take whatever I can get.

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It's what they call the Great Resignation labor shortage.

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So now if you have your parent's permission,

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there's some jobs they'll even let kids do.

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That is messed up.

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Why does he get to have a job?

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I want a job.

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You wouldn't last four hours on a job, fat ass.

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Excuse me?

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That's easy for you to say.

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You don't need a job because you live in a nice house.

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I have to live in a shithole like Kenny does.

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It's not fair that some people in our country

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are given the opportunity for employment

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while others aren't.

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I'm going to tell my mom.

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Mom, mom!

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I need your permission to get a job.

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Oh, you're too young to have a job, sweetie.

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Butters got a job.

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Mom, look at this shithole we live in.

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Somebody has to get a job because you

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just sit on your ass all day.

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I had a job, Eric, but you got me fired because you

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wanted me taking care of you.

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And that's why we had to sell our house.

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Yes, right, because I'm the man of the house.

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You're supposed to take care of me

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and I'm supposed to go get a job.

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You really expect us to live like this

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the rest of our lives?

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This is not a proper place to raise a child!

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You have to let me go find a job, Mom.

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Eric, the truth is, I don't think you'd

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last four hours at a job.

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Oh, now you sound like Kyle.

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Do you run Hollywood with him?

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Are you a Jew too, Mom?

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All right, Eric, fine.

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You want to go get a job and have a little dose of reality?

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Maybe it'll be good for you.

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Thanks, Mom.

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I love you.

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Loo, loo, loo, I'm serving in ice cream.

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Loo, loo, loo, you'll eat it too.

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Loo, loo, loo, I'm serving ice cream.

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Okay, and the pistachio maple cream.

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Let me know if you need extra napkins for your table

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and have a creamy day.

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Oh. Hey, Eric.

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Hey, Butters. I'm here for my job.

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What are you talking about?

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My mom gave me permission. I can start work now.

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What do I do?

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Well, but Eric, this is my job.

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Yeah, I want your job, sitting

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around eating ice cream. Sounds fun.

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Eric, there's a lot more to it

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than that and I already do this job so...

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Everything all right, Butters?

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Oh. Yes, Mr. Sullivan.

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- I was just... - Hello, sir.

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I'm a dear friend of Butters.

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He told me all about this place and said

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I should get permission from my mom to work here.

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Well, uh, I do need all the help I can get.

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Butters, can you vouch for him?

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Is he trustworthy and reliable?

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Uh, oh, um, okay.

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All right.

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Well, let's find him a uniform and you

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can start training him.

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Hey, man, I got a job.

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_

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_

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All right, Eric.

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So there's three types of ice cream.

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Waffle cone, sugar cone, and cups.

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Uh-huh, and when do we get to have breaks?

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Well, you get a 10 minute break every two hours

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but only after you check all the freezers, which

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are right over there, and need to always be set to 0 degrees.

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Okay, and how much longer do we have to be here?

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Eric, please, I don't want to lose this jo...

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Oh. Hello, sir.

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Hope you're having a creamy day.

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What can I get for you?

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Can I have a single scoop of coconut almond fudge?

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Okay. Eric, can you scoop out some coconut almond fudge?

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Why?

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Because it's your job, Eric.

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Whoa, Butters.

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Let's not make this a toxic work environment, OK?

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One second, sir.

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I'll get that scoop.

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_

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_

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Yeah, I got a job in an ice cream shop.

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Yeah, it's dumb as hell but I'm going

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to start getting paychecks.

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Butter... Butters, what is this about?

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Oh, sorry, sir.

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- Eric? - Yeah, I know.

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She's pretty hot but she's got droopy boobs.

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Eric! Eric, you can't just sit there at a table.

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Yeah, I can. It's Monday.

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So?

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So haven't you heard of bare minimum Mondays?

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It's a thing that young people have created because we

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care about our mental health.

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I don't care if it's bare minimum Mondays.

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Eric, you need to...

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Break time.

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I'll be back.

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_

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_

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Butters!

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Butters, we got a line out the door.

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People are getting upset.

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I know, sir, I'm sorry.

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Well, where is your friend?

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He... he hasn't come back from his break yet.

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Butters Stotch?

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Yes?

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Delivery for you.

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Hey, Butters.

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Eric, where are you?

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I wasn't feeling the best so I decided to work from home.

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Butters, what's going on?

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Uh, Eric says he's going to work from home.

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How can he work from home?

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This is an ice cream shop!

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Yeah, no, 'cause see, I'm actually

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taking a mental health day.

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Yeah, young people can just ask for a mental health day

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and employers can't deny them.

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It's my mental health day.

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Eric, you need to come here right now

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or we're both gonna get fired.

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Okay, I guess so.

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But don't forget that tomorrow is take it easy Tuesdays.

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_

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_

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Okay, thanks for coming and have a creamy day.

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Hi, hope you're having a creamy day.

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Can I help you?

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You know what's total bullcrap, Butters?

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It's how much money the owner of this place

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is making while we're out here busting our asses.

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I mean, what does that old fart even do?

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Eric, could you please fill this nice lady's order?

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Oh, yes, let me get that for you, masa, right away, nah.

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I mean, seriously, Butters.

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Why do we have to work for the owner?

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We know how to do all this stuff now.

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We don't even need that guy.

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There has to be a way we could turn the tables.

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There has to be a way we could make all the money.

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Wait a minute...

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Butters! Butters!

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That's it!

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Eric!

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Kenny!

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Jesus Christ, dude.

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Kenny!

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Kenny, you're not going to believe this,

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but I just quit my job.

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You had a job?

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Yes, I had a job.

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But I got fed up, sick of working my fingers to the bone

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for some piece of shit owner.

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And that's when it hit me.

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Kenny, we should open a restaurant.

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Why the fuck would we open a restaurant?

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You know the hot dog I've been living in?

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It's an old, like, historic landmark.

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It's been sitting right in front of us completely ready to go.

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All it would take is some minor renovations and some care.

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We can make it awesome with like, fun things for kids

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to do, and rides and games.

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A place that people from all over Colorado

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would want to come and see.

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And we would be the owners.

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And we could have all the hot dogs we wanted.

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Whoa.

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Aren't you sick of living like this, Kenny?

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All we need is an investor and we

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can make our dreams come true.

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And I know somebody who has a bank account

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and gets paychecks every week.

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No. No, no, no.

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Thank you, no.

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Butters, don't you want to invest your money

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in something that matters?

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That's why we came to your bank to offer

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you this awesome deal.

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What we can do, Eric, is set up a line of credit for an LLC

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which then pays you back not only your investment,

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but also principal in the company.

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But I like my ice cream job.

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I don't want to open a hot dog.

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No, you keep working at the ice cream shop.

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We're going to open the hot dog.

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All you do is collect the money as the investor.

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Yeah, but this is... This is my money.

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I worked hard for it.

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Butters, it's just like, you're lucky, you know?

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You have money.

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But look at Kenny.

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Can you imagine what it's like for him watching

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rich white boys like you just collecting paycheck

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after paycheck, while he wallows in the filth

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of his tiny house?

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The fuck?

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Butters, Kenny deserves a chance to be

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able to work like you do.

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Please, give him that chance.

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Ugh, I just give a bit of my paycheck every week to you guys?

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And we pay you back as soon as we make

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our first dollar, Butters.

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You have my word on it.

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Oh, okay.

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Yeah!

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Guys, we're going into the restaurant business.

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* Some days won't end ever *

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* And some days pass on by *

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* I'll be working here forever, at least until I die *

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* Damned if you do, damned if you don't *

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* I'm supposed to get a raise next week *

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* You know damn well I won't *

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* Workin' for a livin', workin'. *

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* Workin' for a livin', livin' and a workin' *

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* Workin' for a livin', livin' and a workin' *

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* I'm taking what they're giving because *

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* I'm workin' for a livin' *

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* Hey, I'm not complaining 'cause I really need to work *

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* But hittin' up my buddy's got the feeling like a jerk *

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* Hundred dollar car note, 200 rent *

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* I get a check on Friday but it's already spent *

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* Workin' for a livin', workin' *

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* Workin' for a livin', workin' *

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* Workin' for a livin', livin' and a workin' *

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* I'm taking what they're giving 'cause I'm working for a livin' *

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This is going to be the best restaurant in Colorado, Kenny.

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And I know exactly what we should name it.

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Tom, I'm standing out front of a Colorado icon,

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the old Coney Island Hot Dog, where the owners

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plan to reopen soon.

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The hot dog stand is going through major renovations

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and the new name has just been announced,

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DikinBaus Hot Dogs is sure to be a big hit here in town.

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He said it!

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We got him to say dick and balls!

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The owners say they're planning on all kinds

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of rides and games.

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And also, with each hot dog served here at DikinBaus Hot Dogs,

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they actually use the ketchup

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to put a nice little Smiley face on the plate.

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It's just their sort of trademark touch.

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The renovations are supposed to be finished soon

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and the new owners are inviting everyone to come on down,

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enjoy, and let DikinBaus put a smile on your buns.

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Le... let DikinBaus put a smile on your buns.

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Oh. Hey, Butters.

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We have some of those first quarter projections

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to show you.

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Do you have the first quarter projections, Kenny?

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Uh, let me see. Where did we put those?

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Are you guys just playing around?

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No, we are renovating and opening

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an amazing restaurant that will be extremely profitable.

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Then why did you name it DikinBaus?

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Butters, you are the investor.

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We are the creatives.

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Well, stop being creative and open the goddamn restaurant

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so I can get my money back.

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So stop dicking around and wasting my money.

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Butters, at DikinBaus, dicking around

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is all we do, dicking around the competition.

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What on Earth?

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Okay, that's good!

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Mermaid goes to the mermaid grotto right over there.

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Eric!

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Eric, I think you've done enough renovations.

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Mom, no offense, but will you shut

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your mouth because you know nothing

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about the restaurant business?

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Excuse me, are you guys the owners?

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Yes, we're the owners.

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Well, we got your zip line put

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in but this asphalt is so old it's not

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going to hold the eye bolts.

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Well, so what does that mean?

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I think you've got to re-asphalt

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the entire parking area or just lose the zip line.

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Well, obviously, we're not going to lose the zip line.

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So let's see what we can do.

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All right. Well then, over here on your mermaid grotto,

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the mermaid is in but she can't actually

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spit water because there's no plumbing underneath.

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Jesus Christ.

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Well, I guess we got to find a way to add plumbing.

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All right, everyone, it's looking good

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but we have a ways to go.

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I don't know about you, but I am exhausted.

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I think we should just all take the rest of the day

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off because it is wet's not work to hard Wednesdays.

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All right.

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Let's not work too hard.

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Back from work, Butters?

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Hey, Mom and Dad.

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You must be so tired from selling all that ice cream.

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Well, yeah.

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It was a pretty long night.

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A long night, he says.

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That's great, Butters.

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Only problem is, if you're really working at a job,

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then why is there $0 in your bank account?

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What?

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So now what are you really doing, young man?

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$0? But I've been working every day.

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Oh, sure.

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I know exactly how it is.

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You say you have to work so you can get out of the house,

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get away from the family and you go down to that glory hole

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down on Fourth and Larimer.

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Oh, my God. Butters!

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And while your family thinks you're at your job,

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you're actually strapped face down

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on a bed at the Brighton Motel, taking any load you

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can find on Adultfriendfinder.

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It's the lies! It's the lies! I can't take anymore.

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I'm going to go to the office and get some work done.

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That son of a gun.

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Wee!

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Wee!

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Oh, man. It's the stupid bank.

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Hey, Butters.

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Goddamnit, Eric!

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What the hell do you think you're doing?

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You can't just take my money out

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of my gosh dang bank account without my permission...

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Butter... Butters! Butters!

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Butters, would you relax?

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Where's all the money gone from my bank account?

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You said to get things moving.

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We needed the funds to go faster.

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You said you'd never access my account

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without my permission!

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Butters, we're about to reopen

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a historic landmark that means something to people.

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You think I'm just doing all this for the fun of it?

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Hang on a second.

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Wee!

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We're creating jobs, Butters.

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And we're helping people.

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Then open the stupid place, Eric.

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Fine!

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We'll start hiring tomorrow morning

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and we'll be open by the afternoon.

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And trust me, Butters.

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When we open and you see how successful it is,

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you're going to apologize to me.

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What the hell is going on?

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Why is nobody showing up?

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I don't know, dude.

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Hey. Hey!

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Excuse me.

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You want to come work at DikinBaus for minimum wage?

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No.

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That's because your generation is lazy.

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You got all comfy during the pandemic.

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Nobody knows how to work anymore!

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They're saying you people here might have a job?

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Yes! Please, have a seat.

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Um, so, what kind of experience do you have?

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Well, I was working down at the Budd factory

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in Fort Collins but then Joe Biden caused a recession,

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so they took my job.

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Whoa!

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Then I worked over at Waffle House

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but they decided they needed employees

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to be more "inclusive," so they took my job.

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Sorry to hear that.

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And then I got let go from the bowling alley

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and all I want is a damn job.

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Well, I believe that we here at DikinBaus

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would like to hire you immediately.

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Okay.

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Can I work from home?

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What?

#414

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No, you can't work from home.

#415

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It's a hot dog stand.

#416

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Well, I could work here but I'll

#417

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need mental health days off to deal

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with the toxic environment.

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Where do people get this stuff?

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All right, fine.

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Never mind, we don't want to hire you.

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You're going to take my job?

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They took my job!

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They took yer job!

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Took my job!

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Durk-a-dur!

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Took-er-jabs!

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Good morning, everyone.

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After an exhaustive search for employees,

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we have determined that you are the best of the best.

#431

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Yes.

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We're sure you're excited to be part of the DikinBaus team.

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And we are certainly glad to have you here.

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We're happy to be here.

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Shut up, Scott.

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Now listen, it's going to take dedication and drive

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to get this place open.

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Isn't that right, Kenny?

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Sorry, Kenny is working from home today because it's

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his mental health day.

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Hey, guys.

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Hi.

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Now there may not be many of us.

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But in order to open, we're going to have to...

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Do I get mental health days too?

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Oh, here we go.

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Fine, Clyde, what days do you need

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to have mental health days?

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Well, how should I know until I'm

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feeling mentally unhealthy?

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Goddammit, you guys.

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It isn't going to work like this, OK?

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Um, I'm also going to need 5 minute breaks every hour

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to check my insulin levels.

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You're fucking joking.

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This is a goddamn restaurant, you guys.

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There's no time for diabetes!

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You don't hear Mrs. Anderson complaining

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about her time off.

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I don't work on no-thinky Thursdays.

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Oh, that's it!

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That's it, I give up.

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It's impossible to open any kind of business

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these days when this generation doesn't know how to work.

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Hey, fellers.

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Oh, great.

#467

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Now the bank is here.

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Scrooge McButters to collect on his money.

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You haven't made any money.

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Butters, the truth is, we tried.

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The fact of the matter is, the US government

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failed this generation by shutting down

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businesses in the pandemic.

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And now they don't know how to go back.

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I'm sorry, but we lost all your money.

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But there is a good side to this because as you can see,

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I now have a house that has slides,

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and games, and a mermaid grotto.

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And you can come and hang out all you want.

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Gosh dang it!

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Attention, everyone.

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DikinBaus is now open for business.

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Welcome to DikinBaus.

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How can I help you?

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There you are, ma'am. Thank you.

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Oh, look at the little smile on the plate, honey.

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Oh, you like that, don't you?

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You guys, it's working.

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We're doing it!

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All right!

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Hey, that's a pretty good hot dog.

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I just love to have all the fun stuff for kids to do here.

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Hey, great job, kid.

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You really did it, Eric.

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Congratulations, Eric.

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You're a hero.

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Oh, my God.

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This is a dream come true.

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Well, congratulations, young man.

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DikinBaus Hot Dogs is a big success

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and here's your first return on your investment.

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I'm sure there's many more to come.

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Oh, I made my money back, huh?

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Now what I'm thinking, Butters,

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is that we should grow your business by applying

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for a corporate loan, which could pay you dividends

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as you expand the company into new areas.

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Yeah, I wasn't thinking that.

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See, all I ever wanted was just to do my job,

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learn how to work, and help Mr. Sullivan sell ice cream.

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So I'm thinking I'm actually going to conduct a market

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analysis to look for potential buyers

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and roll over the company as an exit strategy.

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Well, you could do that but I think

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you'd have trouble getting investors

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who will commit major capital for just partial ownership.

#517

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Yeah. So that's why I want to approach overseas investors

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who will buy the IP, the restaurant operations,

#519

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and the real estate outright.

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But you couldn't do that because there's

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already tenants in the building who have to be relocated.

#522

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Yeah, I thought of that too.

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Come on in.

#524

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Hello.

#525

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Wait, so you two have already discussed some kind of deal?

#526

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Oh, yes.

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Butters and I have been talking and we

#528

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think that my little Eric deserves

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to get exactly what he's been wanting for a long time.

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No!

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No, what are you doing?

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DikinBaus is mine!

#533

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You can't sell DikinBaus!

#534

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No! Take me back. No! Please!

#535

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This picture go over here, Ms. Cartman?

#536

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Oh, yes. That's perfect. Thank you.

#537

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Wha... what is this?

#538

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The new owners paid for us to have our old house back.

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I don't want my old house, I want DikinBaus!

#540

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Come on.

#541

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No! No!

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There you go, Eric.

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It's your old room just like you always wanted.

#544

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But I hate this stupid house!

#545

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I don't want to be here.

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I want to be in DikinBaus!

#547

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DikinBaus is awesome.

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This place sucks.

#549

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Please!

#550

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I want... I want...

#551

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DikinBaus!

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I want my DikinBaus!

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DikinBaus! DikinBaus!

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