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South Park

Season 26, Episode 5 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs

TMDB episode metadata

Show: South Park

Episode title: DikinBaus Hot Dogs

Air date: March 22, 2023

Director: Trey Parker

Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell

The South Park boys renovate and open an historic restaurant in Colorado.

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* I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time *

goin park south south-park

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* Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation *

faces folks friendly friendly-faces humble humble-folks temptation

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* Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind *

behind goin park south south-park woes woes-behind

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* Ample parking day or night *

ample ample-parking night parking

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* People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" *

howdy howdy-neighbor neighbor spouting spouting-howdy spouting-howdy-neighbor

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* Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind *

heading park south south-park unwind

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* Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine *

friends meet park south south-park

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Fellas!

fellas

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Hey, fellas, you're not going to believe it.

believe fellas

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Butters, what the hell are you wearing?

butters wearing

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I got a job over at the ice cream shop.

cream cream-shop shop

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And guess what?

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I got my very first paycheck.

paycheck

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That's not fair.

fair

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I want a paycheck.

paycheck

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My dad told me if I got a job,

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we could put my paychecks in my very own bank account.

account bank bank-account paychecks

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I want a bank account.

account bank bank-account

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I didn't know kids could get jobs.

jobs kids

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Yeah. Well, I guess these days, it's real hard for businesses

businesses days hard real real-hard

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to find people to work so they'll

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take whatever they can get.

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I want to take whatever I can get.

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It's what they call the Great Resignation labor shortage.

labor

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So now if you have your parent's permission,

parents permission

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there's some jobs they'll even let kids do.

jobs kids

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That is messed up.

messed

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Why does he get to have a job?

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I want a job.

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You wouldn't last four hours on a job, fat ass.

four four-hours hours

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Excuse me?

excuse

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That's easy for you to say.

easy

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You don't need a job because you live in a nice house.

house live

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I have to live in a shithole like Kenny does.

kenny live shithole

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It's not fair that some people in our country

country fair

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are given the opportunity for employment

given opportunity

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while others aren't.

others

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I'm going to tell my mom.

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Mom, mom!

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I need your permission to get a job.

permission

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Oh, you're too young to have a job, sweetie.

sweetie young

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Butters got a job.

butters

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Mom, look at this shithole we live in.

live shithole

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Somebody has to get a job because you

somebody

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just sit on your ass all day.

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I had a job, Eric, but you got me fired because you

eric fired

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wanted me taking care of you.

care wanted

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And that's why we had to sell our house.

house sell

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Yes, right, because I'm the man of the house.

house

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You're supposed to take care of me

care supposed

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and I'm supposed to go get a job.

supposed

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You really expect us to live like this

expect live

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the rest of our lives?

lives rest

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This is not a proper place to raise a child!

child place proper raise

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You have to let me go find a job, Mom.

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Eric, the truth is, I don't think you'd

eric truth

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last four hours at a job.

four four-hours hours

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Oh, now you sound like Kyle.

kyle sound

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Do you run Hollywood with him?

hollywood

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Are you a Jew too, Mom?

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All right, Eric, fine.

eric

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You want to go get a job and have a little dose of reality?

dose reality

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Maybe it'll be good for you.

itll

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Thanks, Mom.

thanks

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I love you.

love

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Loo, loo, loo, I'm serving in ice cream.

cream serving

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Loo, loo, loo, you'll eat it too.

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Loo, loo, loo, I'm serving ice cream.

cream serving

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Okay, and the pistachio maple cream.

cream maple

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Let me know if you need extra napkins for your table

extra napkins table

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and have a creamy day.

creamy

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Oh. Hey, Eric.

eric

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Hey, Butters. I'm here for my job.

butters

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What are you talking about?

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My mom gave me permission. I can start work now.

permission start

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What do I do?

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Well, but Eric, this is my job.

eric

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Yeah, I want your job, sitting

sitting

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around eating ice cream. Sounds fun.

cream eating fun sounds

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Eric, there's a lot more to it

eric

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than that and I already do this job so...

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Everything all right, Butters?

butters

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Oh. Yes, Mr. Sullivan.

sullivan

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- I was just... - Hello, sir.

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I'm a dear friend of Butters.

butters dear dear-friend friend

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He told me all about this place and said

place

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I should get permission from my mom to work here.

permission

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Well, uh, I do need all the help I can get.

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Butters, can you vouch for him?

butters

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Is he trustworthy and reliable?

reliable trustworthy

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Uh, oh, um, okay.

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All right.

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Well, let's find him a uniform and you

uniform

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can start training him.

start training

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Hey, man, I got a job.

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_

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_

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All right, Eric.

eric

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So there's three types of ice cream.

cream three types

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Waffle cone, sugar cone, and cups.

cone cups sugar waffle

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Uh-huh, and when do we get to have breaks?

breaks

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Well, you get a 10 minute break every two hours

break hours minute minute-break

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but only after you check all the freezers, which

check

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are right over there, and need to always be set to 0 degrees.

degrees

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Okay, and how much longer do we have to be here?

longer

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Eric, please, I don't want to lose this jo...

eric lose

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Oh. Hello, sir.

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Hope you're having a creamy day.

creamy having hope

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What can I get for you?

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Can I have a single scoop of coconut almond fudge?

almond coconut fudge scoop single

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Okay. Eric, can you scoop out some coconut almond fudge?

almond coconut eric fudge scoop

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Why?

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Because it's your job, Eric.

eric

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Whoa, Butters.

butters whoa

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Let's not make this a toxic work environment, OK?

environment toxic

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One second, sir.

second

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I'll get that scoop.

scoop

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_

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_

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Yeah, I got a job in an ice cream shop.

cream cream-shop shop

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Yeah, it's dumb as hell but I'm going

dumb

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to start getting paychecks.

paychecks start

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Butter... Butters, what is this about?

butter butters

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Oh, sorry, sir.

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- Eric? - Yeah, I know.

eric

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She's pretty hot but she's got droopy boobs.

boobs droopy

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Eric! Eric, you can't just sit there at a table.

eric eric-eric table

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Yeah, I can. It's Monday.

monday

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So?

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So haven't you heard of bare minimum Mondays?

bare heard minimum mondays

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It's a thing that young people have created because we

created young

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care about our mental health.

care health mental mental-health

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I don't care if it's bare minimum Mondays.

bare care minimum mondays

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Eric, you need to...

eric

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Break time.

break

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I'll be back.

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_

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_

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Butters!

butters

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Butters, we got a line out the door.

butters door line

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People are getting upset.

upset

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I know, sir, I'm sorry.

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Well, where is your friend?

friend

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He... he hasn't come back from his break yet.

break

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Butters Stotch?

butters

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Yes?

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Delivery for you.

delivery

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Hey, Butters.

butters

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Eric, where are you?

eric

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I wasn't feeling the best so I decided to work from home.

best decided feeling home

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Butters, what's going on?

butters

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Uh, Eric says he's going to work from home.

eric home

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How can he work from home?

home

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This is an ice cream shop!

cream cream-shop shop

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Yeah, no, 'cause see, I'm actually

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taking a mental health day.

health mental mental-health

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Yeah, young people can just ask for a mental health day

health mental mental-health young

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and employers can't deny them.

deny

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It's my mental health day.

health mental mental-health

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Eric, you need to come here right now

eric

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or we're both gonna get fired.

fired

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Okay, I guess so.

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But don't forget that tomorrow is take it easy Tuesdays.

easy forget tomorrow tuesdays

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_

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_

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Okay, thanks for coming and have a creamy day.

coming creamy thanks

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Hi, hope you're having a creamy day.

creamy having hope

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Can I help you?

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You know what's total bullcrap, Butters?

bullcrap butters total

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It's how much money the owner of this place

money owner place

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is making while we're out here busting our asses.

asses busting

↓

I mean, what does that old fart even do?

fart

↓

Eric, could you please fill this nice lady's order?

eric fill ladys order

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Oh, yes, let me get that for you, masa, right away, nah.

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I mean, seriously, Butters.

butters

↓

Why do we have to work for the owner?

owner

↓

We know how to do all this stuff now.

stuff

↓

We don't even need that guy.

↓

There has to be a way we could turn the tables.

tables

↓

There has to be a way we could make all the money.

money

↓

Wait a minute...

minute

↓

Butters! Butters!

butters

↓

That's it!

↓

Eric!

eric

↓

Kenny!

kenny

↓

Jesus Christ, dude.

christ jesus jesus-christ

↓

Kenny!

kenny

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Kenny, you're not going to believe this,

believe kenny

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but I just quit my job.

quit

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You had a job?

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Yes, I had a job.

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But I got fed up, sick of working my fingers to the bone

bone fingers sick working

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for some piece of shit owner.

owner piece

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And that's when it hit me.

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Kenny, we should open a restaurant.

kenny open restaurant

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Why the fuck would we open a restaurant?

fuck open restaurant

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You know the hot dog I've been living in?

living

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It's an old, like, historic landmark.

historic landmark

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It's been sitting right in front of us completely ready to go.

completely front ready sitting

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All it would take is some minor renovations and some care.

care minor renovations

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We can make it awesome with like, fun things for kids

awesome fun kids

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to do, and rides and games.

games rides

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A place that people from all over Colorado

colorado place

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would want to come and see.

↓

And we would be the owners.

owners

↓

And we could have all the hot dogs we wanted.

dogs wanted

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Whoa.

whoa

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Aren't you sick of living like this, Kenny?

kenny living sick

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All we need is an investor and we

investor

↓

can make our dreams come true.

dreams

↓

And I know somebody who has a bank account

account bank bank-account somebody

↓

and gets paychecks every week.

paychecks week

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No. No, no, no.

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Thank you, no.

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Butters, don't you want to invest your money

butters invest money

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in something that matters?

matters

↓

That's why we came to your bank to offer

bank offer

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you this awesome deal.

awesome deal

↓

What we can do, Eric, is set up a line of credit for an LLC

credit eric line

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which then pays you back not only your investment,

investment pays

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but also principal in the company.

company principal

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But I like my ice cream job.

cream

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I don't want to open a hot dog.

open

↓

No, you keep working at the ice cream shop.

cream cream-shop shop working

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We're going to open the hot dog.

open

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All you do is collect the money as the investor.

collect investor money

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Yeah, but this is... This is my money.

money

↓

I worked hard for it.

hard worked worked-hard

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Butters, it's just like, you're lucky, you know?

butters lucky

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You have money.

money

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But look at Kenny.

kenny

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Can you imagine what it's like for him watching

imagine watching

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rich white boys like you just collecting paycheck

boys collecting paycheck rich white white-boys

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after paycheck, while he wallows in the filth

filth paycheck

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of his tiny house?

house tiny

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The fuck?

fuck

↓

Butters, Kenny deserves a chance to be

butters chance deserves kenny

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able to work like you do.

able

↓

Please, give him that chance.

chance

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Ugh, I just give a bit of my paycheck every week to you guys?

paycheck week

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And we pay you back as soon as we make

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our first dollar, Butters.

butters dollar

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You have my word on it.

word

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Oh, okay.

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Yeah!

↓

Guys, we're going into the restaurant business.

business restaurant

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* Some days won't end ever *

days

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* And some days pass on by *

days pass

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* I'll be working here forever, at least until I die *

forever least working

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* Damned if you do, damned if you don't *

damned

↓

* I'm supposed to get a raise next week *

raise supposed week

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* You know damn well I won't *

↓

* Workin' for a livin', workin'. *

livin workin

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* Workin' for a livin', livin' and a workin' *

livin workin

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* Workin' for a livin', livin' and a workin' *

livin workin

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* I'm taking what they're giving because *

giving

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* I'm workin' for a livin' *

livin workin

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* Hey, I'm not complaining 'cause I really need to work *

complaining

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* But hittin' up my buddy's got the feeling like a jerk *

feeling hittin jerk

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* Hundred dollar car note, 200 rent *

dollar hundred note rent

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* I get a check on Friday but it's already spent *

check friday spent

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* Workin' for a livin', workin' *

livin workin

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* Workin' for a livin', workin' *

livin workin

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* Workin' for a livin', livin' and a workin' *

livin workin

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* I'm taking what they're giving 'cause I'm working for a livin' *

giving livin working

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This is going to be the best restaurant in Colorado, Kenny.

best colorado kenny restaurant

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And I know exactly what we should name it.

name

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Tom, I'm standing out front of a Colorado icon,

colorado front icon standing

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the old Coney Island Hot Dog, where the owners

coney island owners

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plan to reopen soon.

plan reopen

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The hot dog stand is going through major renovations

major renovations stand

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and the new name has just been announced,

announced name

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DikinBaus Hot Dogs is sure to be a big hit here in town.

dikinbaus dogs town

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He said it!

↓

We got him to say dick and balls!

balls dick

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The owners say they're planning on all kinds

kinds owners planning

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of rides and games.

games rides

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And also, with each hot dog served here at DikinBaus Hot Dogs,

dikinbaus dogs served

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they actually use the ketchup

ketchup

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to put a nice little Smiley face on the plate.

face plate smiley smiley-face

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It's just their sort of trademark touch.

touch

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The renovations are supposed to be finished soon

finished renovations supposed

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and the new owners are inviting everyone to come on down,

inviting owners

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enjoy, and let DikinBaus put a smile on your buns.

buns dikinbaus enjoy smile

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Le... let DikinBaus put a smile on your buns.

buns dikinbaus smile

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Oh. Hey, Butters.

butters

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We have some of those first quarter projections

quarter

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to show you.

↓

Do you have the first quarter projections, Kenny?

kenny quarter

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Uh, let me see. Where did we put those?

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Are you guys just playing around?

playing

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No, we are renovating and opening

opening

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an amazing restaurant that will be extremely profitable.

amazing extremely profitable restaurant

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Then why did you name it DikinBaus?

dikinbaus name

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Butters, you are the investor.

butters investor

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We are the creatives.

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Well, stop being creative and open the goddamn restaurant

creative goddamn open restaurant

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so I can get my money back.

money

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So stop dicking around and wasting my money.

dicking money wasting

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Butters, at DikinBaus, dicking around

butters dicking dikinbaus

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is all we do, dicking around the competition.

competition dicking

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What on Earth?

earth

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Okay, that's good!

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Mermaid goes to the mermaid grotto right over there.

grotto mermaid

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Eric!

eric

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Eric, I think you've done enough renovations.

eric renovations

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Mom, no offense, but will you shut

offense

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your mouth because you know nothing

mouth

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about the restaurant business?

business restaurant

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Excuse me, are you guys the owners?

excuse owners

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Yes, we're the owners.

owners

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Well, we got your zip line put

line

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in but this asphalt is so old it's not

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going to hold the eye bolts.

bolts

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Well, so what does that mean?

↓

I think you've got to re-asphalt

↓

the entire parking area or just lose the zip line.

area entire line lose parking

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Well, obviously, we're not going to lose the zip line.

line lose obviously

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So let's see what we can do.

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All right. Well then, over here on your mermaid grotto,

grotto mermaid

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the mermaid is in but she can't actually

mermaid

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spit water because there's no plumbing underneath.

plumbing spit underneath water

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Jesus Christ.

christ jesus jesus-christ

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Well, I guess we got to find a way to add plumbing.

plumbing

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All right, everyone, it's looking good

looking

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but we have a ways to go.

ways

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I don't know about you, but I am exhausted.

exhausted

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I think we should just all take the rest of the day

rest

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off because it is wet's not work to hard Wednesdays.

hard wednesdays wets

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All right.

↓

Let's not work too hard.

hard

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Back from work, Butters?

butters

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Hey, Mom and Dad.

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You must be so tired from selling all that ice cream.

cream must selling tired

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Well, yeah.

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It was a pretty long night.

night

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A long night, he says.

night

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That's great, Butters.

butters

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Only problem is, if you're really working at a job,

problem working

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then why is there $0 in your bank account?

account bank bank-account

↓

What?

↓

So now what are you really doing, young man?

young

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$0? But I've been working every day.

working

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Oh, sure.

↓

I know exactly how it is.

↓

You say you have to work so you can get out of the house,

house

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get away from the family and you go down to that glory hole

family glory glory-hole hole

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down on Fourth and Larimer.

fourth

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Oh, my God. Butters!

butters

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And while your family thinks you're at your job,

family thinks

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you're actually strapped face down

face strapped

↓

on a bed at the Brighton Motel, taking any load you

load motel

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can find on Adultfriendfinder.

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It's the lies! It's the lies! I can't take anymore.

anymore lies

↓

I'm going to go to the office and get some work done.

office

↓

That son of a gun.

↓

Wee!

↓

Wee!

↓

Oh, man. It's the stupid bank.

bank stupid

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Hey, Butters.

butters

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Goddamnit, Eric!

eric goddamnit

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What the hell do you think you're doing?

↓

You can't just take my money out

money

↓

of my gosh dang bank account without my permission...

account bank bank-account dang gosh permission

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Butter... Butters! Butters!

butter butters

↓

Butters, would you relax?

butters relax

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Where's all the money gone from my bank account?

account bank bank-account gone money

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You said to get things moving.

moving

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We needed the funds to go faster.

faster funds needed

↓

You said you'd never access my account

access account

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without my permission!

permission

↓

Butters, we're about to reopen

butters reopen

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a historic landmark that means something to people.

historic landmark

↓

You think I'm just doing all this for the fun of it?

fun

↓

Hang on a second.

hang second

↓

Wee!

↓

We're creating jobs, Butters.

butters creating jobs

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And we're helping people.

helping

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Then open the stupid place, Eric.

eric open place stupid

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Fine!

↓

We'll start hiring tomorrow morning

hiring morning start tomorrow tomorrow-morning

↓

and we'll be open by the afternoon.

afternoon open

↓

And trust me, Butters.

butters trust

↓

When we open and you see how successful it is,

open successful

↓

you're going to apologize to me.

apologize

↓

What the hell is going on?

↓

Why is nobody showing up?

nobody showing

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I don't know, dude.

↓

Hey. Hey!

↓

Excuse me.

excuse

↓

You want to come work at DikinBaus for minimum wage?

dikinbaus minimum minimum-wage wage

↓

No.

↓

That's because your generation is lazy.

generation lazy

↓

You got all comfy during the pandemic.

comfy pandemic

↓

Nobody knows how to work anymore!

anymore knows nobody nobody-knows

↓

They're saying you people here might have a job?

might

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Yes! Please, have a seat.

seat

↓

Um, so, what kind of experience do you have?

experience

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Well, I was working down at the Budd factory

factory working

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in Fort Collins but then Joe Biden caused a recession,

caused collins fort recession

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so they took my job.

↓

Whoa!

whoa

↓

Then I worked over at Waffle House

house waffle worked

↓

but they decided they needed employees

decided employees needed

↓

to be more "inclusive," so they took my job.

↓

Sorry to hear that.

↓

And then I got let go from the bowling alley

alley bowling bowling-alley

↓

and all I want is a damn job.

↓

Well, I believe that we here at DikinBaus

believe dikinbaus

↓

would like to hire you immediately.

hire immediately

↓

Okay.

↓

Can I work from home?

home

↓

What?

↓

No, you can't work from home.

home

↓

It's a hot dog stand.

stand

↓

Well, I could work here but I'll

↓

need mental health days off to deal

days deal health mental mental-health

↓

with the toxic environment.

environment toxic

↓

Where do people get this stuff?

stuff

↓

All right, fine.

↓

Never mind, we don't want to hire you.

hire mind

↓

You're going to take my job?

↓

They took my job!

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They took yer job!

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Took my job!

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Durk-a-dur!

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Took-er-jabs!

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Good morning, everyone.

morning

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After an exhaustive search for employees,

employees search

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we have determined that you are the best of the best.

best determined

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Yes.

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We're sure you're excited to be part of the DikinBaus team.

dikinbaus excited part team

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And we are certainly glad to have you here.

certainly glad

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We're happy to be here.

happy

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Shut up, Scott.

scott

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Now listen, it's going to take dedication and drive

dedication drive

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to get this place open.

open place

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Isn't that right, Kenny?

kenny

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Sorry, Kenny is working from home today because it's

home home-today kenny today working

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his mental health day.

health mental mental-health

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Hey, guys.

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Hi.

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Now there may not be many of us.

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But in order to open, we're going to have to...

open order

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Do I get mental health days too?

days health mental mental-health

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Oh, here we go.

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Fine, Clyde, what days do you need

clyde days

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to have mental health days?

days health mental mental-health

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Well, how should I know until I'm

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feeling mentally unhealthy?

feeling mentally unhealthy

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Goddammit, you guys.

goddammit

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It isn't going to work like this, OK?

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Um, I'm also going to need 5 minute breaks every hour

breaks hour minute

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to check my insulin levels.

check insulin levels

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You're fucking joking.

fucking joking

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This is a goddamn restaurant, you guys.

goddamn restaurant

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There's no time for diabetes!

diabetes

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You don't hear Mrs. Anderson complaining

anderson complaining

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about her time off.

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I don't work on no-thinky Thursdays.

thursdays

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Oh, that's it!

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That's it, I give up.

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It's impossible to open any kind of business

business impossible open

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these days when this generation doesn't know how to work.

days generation

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Hey, fellers.

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Oh, great.

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Now the bank is here.

bank

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Scrooge McButters to collect on his money.

collect money scrooge

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You haven't made any money.

money

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Butters, the truth is, we tried.

butters tried truth

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The fact of the matter is, the US government

fact government matter

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failed this generation by shutting down

failed generation shutting

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businesses in the pandemic.

businesses pandemic

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And now they don't know how to go back.

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I'm sorry, but we lost all your money.

lost money

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But there is a good side to this because as you can see,

side

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I now have a house that has slides,

house slides

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and games, and a mermaid grotto.

games grotto mermaid

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And you can come and hang out all you want.

hang

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Gosh dang it!

dang gosh

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Attention, everyone.

attention

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DikinBaus is now open for business.

business dikinbaus open

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Welcome to DikinBaus.

dikinbaus welcome

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How can I help you?

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There you are, ma'am. Thank you.

maam

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Oh, look at the little smile on the plate, honey.

honey plate smile

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Oh, you like that, don't you?

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You guys, it's working.

working

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We're doing it!

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All right!

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Hey, that's a pretty good hot dog.

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I just love to have all the fun stuff for kids to do here.

fun kids love stuff

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Hey, great job, kid.

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You really did it, Eric.

eric

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Congratulations, Eric.

congratulations eric

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You're a hero.

hero

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Oh, my God.

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This is a dream come true.

dream

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Well, congratulations, young man.

congratulations young

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DikinBaus Hot Dogs is a big success

dikinbaus dogs success

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and here's your first return on your investment.

investment return

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I'm sure there's many more to come.

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Oh, I made my money back, huh?

money

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Now what I'm thinking, Butters,

butters thinking

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is that we should grow your business by applying

applying business grow

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for a corporate loan, which could pay you dividends

corporate loan

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as you expand the company into new areas.

areas company expand

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Yeah, I wasn't thinking that.

thinking

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See, all I ever wanted was just to do my job,

wanted

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learn how to work, and help Mr. Sullivan sell ice cream.

cream learn sell sullivan

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So I'm thinking I'm actually going to conduct a market

conduct market thinking

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analysis to look for potential buyers

analysis buyers potential

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and roll over the company as an exit strategy.

company exit roll strategy

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Well, you could do that but I think

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you'd have trouble getting investors

investors trouble

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who will commit major capital for just partial ownership.

capital commit major ownership partial

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Yeah. So that's why I want to approach overseas investors

approach investors overseas

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who will buy the IP, the restaurant operations,

operations restaurant

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and the real estate outright.

estate real real-estate

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But you couldn't do that because there's

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already tenants in the building who have to be relocated.

building tenants

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Yeah, I thought of that too.

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Come on in.

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Hello.

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Wait, so you two have already discussed some kind of deal?

deal discussed

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Oh, yes.

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Butters and I have been talking and we

butters

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think that my little Eric deserves

deserves eric

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to get exactly what he's been wanting for a long time.

wanting

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No!

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No, what are you doing?

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DikinBaus is mine!

dikinbaus

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You can't sell DikinBaus!

dikinbaus sell

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No! Take me back. No! Please!

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This picture go over here, Ms. Cartman?

cartman picture

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Oh, yes. That's perfect. Thank you.

perfect

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Wha... what is this?

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The new owners paid for us to have our old house back.

house owners paid

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I don't want my old house, I want DikinBaus!

dikinbaus house

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Come on.

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No! No!

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There you go, Eric.

eric

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It's your old room just like you always wanted.

room wanted

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But I hate this stupid house!

hate house stupid

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I don't want to be here.

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I want to be in DikinBaus!

dikinbaus

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DikinBaus is awesome.

awesome dikinbaus

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This place sucks.

place sucks

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Please!

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I want... I want...

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DikinBaus!

dikinbaus

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I want my DikinBaus!

dikinbaus

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DikinBaus! DikinBaus!

dikinbaus

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