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Season 26, Episode 6 — Spring Break

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Show: South Park
Episode title: Spring Break
Air date: March 29, 2023
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell
Spring Break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle.
Source: TMDB
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* I'm going down to South Park *
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* Gonna have myself a time *
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* Friendly faces everywhere *
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* Humble folks without temptation *
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* Going down to South Park *
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* Gonna leave my woes behind *
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* Ample parking day or night *
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* People spouting: "Howdy neighbor!" *
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* Headed on up to South Park *
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* Gonna see if I can't unwind *
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* So come on down to South Park *
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* And meet some friends of mine *
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Hey, Rick!
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Oh. Hey, Herb.
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So, you know what this week is, right?
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Um, is it Easter?
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No, it's my spring break!
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No school for seven days!
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And guess what? Go pack your things
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because you and I are going on a big, romantic trip!
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Really?
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I just came from the travel agent.
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We're gonna spend five nights
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in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
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Oh.
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- Well, what's the matter? - Myrtle Beach? Really?
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We all know what goes on down there.
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I don't do that stuff anymore, and neither should you.
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Rick, I don't wanna go down there to rage.
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I just wanna sit on a beach with you and watch the sunset.
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Yeah, but isn't Myrtle Beach where those places are?
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I don't wanna go into one of those places.
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I don't think they even exist anymore.
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Don't you think this is just what we need, Rick?
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You don't even wanna go into one of those places?
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Rick, I'm a little old for that.
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It'd be pretty pathetic if I did.
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Well...
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- Okay. - Ohh, Rick!
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We're gonna have the best time!
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I can't wait to spoil you.
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I really do need a vacation.
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Oh, we're gonna have the best spring break of anyone!
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All right, guys. You sure you packed everything?
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Yeah, that should be all of it.
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Well, I hope you and Shelley have a great spring break trip.
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I still feel bad, us going on a trip
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while you and Stan stay home.
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You guys have fun in Santa Fe.
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We're gonna do some dad and son stuff.
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Goodbye, Shelley!
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Have fun! I'll miss you!
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There should be food enough to last you the week.
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Yes, yes, don't worry. We'll be fine.
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- Bye, Stan! Love you! - Love you, Mom!
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- Okay, guys, be safe. - Bye!
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Aww, jeah!
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Bitches are gone!
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Spring break! Spring break! Spring break!
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This is gonna be the best spring break ever.
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They're gonna be gone the whole week!
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Bro, what are you doing?
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I'm painting miniatures.
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Painting min...
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Dude, do you not understand?
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Your mom and Shelley are gone.
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We can do whatever we want without any stupid rules.
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Whatever I want?
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Yeah, dude!
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That's what this is all about.
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Let's do some spring break shit!
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Can I see if any of the guys wanna come over
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to do "40k" all week?
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Hell, yeah, let's do some "40k."
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What is that?
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You don't know "Warhammer 40k"?
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Oh, yeah, "Warhammer 40k," of course.
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I'm down. Let's do it.
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- Really? All week? - Yeah, dude!
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You're old enough.
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Sweet! I'm gonna call Tolkien!
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Oh, Rick.
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Isn't this nice? This place is incredible.
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Yeah, it's really nice.
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I just don't know if I deserve all this.
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You do deserve it, Rick.
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You've made me really happy.
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Are you almost done?
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Yeah, all done. Here you go.
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Oh, Rick. Look at how happy we are.
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Oh, that salt water air is just so good.
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Can't wait to try some Southern food.
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- You hungry? - Yeah, sure. I could eat.
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A lot of things are different here in the South.
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Kinda hard to figure out what's good.
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Yeah, all the stores
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and restaurants here aren't like Colorado.
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It's almost like another culture.
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Herb?
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Herb?
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- Oh, no. - Geez.
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It's still here.
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You said you wouldn't go into one of these places.
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I don't wanna go in. I just...
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can't believe some of these places are still here.
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Whoa! Look who's here!
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What are you doing in town?
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Oh, I'm just on vacation.
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This is Rick.
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Well, do you wanna come inside
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and rally a little bit?
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Oh, no thanks. I don't rally anymore.
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You sure? Everyone would love
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to rally with you again.
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I'm sure. I don't need to rally.
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I'm just here to relax. Take care.
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Well, if you change your mind, we'll be here!
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America number one!
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Number one, yep.
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Some people, huh? Geez.
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Okay, so I'm gonna have my Retributor Squad
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attack your Stormhawk Interceptor.
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Okay, that has a toughness of 7
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and a -1 to your hit rolls.
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Okay, so that's three, four, five hits.
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Okay, I'm gonna roll my saving throw, which is 3+.
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What in the actual [BLEEP]
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are you guys doing?
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We're playing "40k."
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You guys have wasted another day of spring break
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with this stupid shit.
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Do you guys know what spring break is about?
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Wet t-shirt contests, mud wrestling.
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Don't you wanna get some bitches over here?
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I thought you were happy 'cause the bitches were gone?
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I'm happy the bitches are gone
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so we can have bitches over!
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Spring break is dude time.
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But you know what,
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today's society has ruined it all.
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They've taught you boys to be ashamed of being boys.
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Convinced you that your natural innate male desires are toxic.
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No matter what the liberals try to tell you, boys,
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you shouldn't be ashamed of your gender.
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Okay, Dad. So I've got an Imperium infantry unit
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within six inches of Celestine,
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so they have a +6 save.
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My God.
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What are we going to do?
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I'm going to sleep.
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I'm gonna go to sleep now.
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* I feel so alone *
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Here I go... to sleep.
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Rick?
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Can I help you find any... oh, my God!
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Sir, you're back!
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Yeah, just browsing.
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You guys, it's him! He's here!
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- Oh, wow, it is him! - It's him?
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Is that really you?
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What are you doing here?
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Could I get a selfie with you?
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Hey, uh, since you're here,
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you wanna rally a little bit?
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No, no. I can't rally
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I've got a serious boyfriend. I'm just looking around.
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Oh, come on. When are you gonna be here again?
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Live a little!
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Well, maybe I could do just a little bit.
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I mean, wha...
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What the hell is up with all these Mexicans? Huh?
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Yeah! I mean... I mean, Joe Biden obviously thinks
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immigrants are made of gold or something.
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Piece of shit!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Hey, Steven. You know your son's
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been over at my house for spring break?
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Yeah, of course I know.
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Well, you should see what they're doing,
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'cause it's a little hrrrp.
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Well... well, what are they doing?
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Look, I just think we better talk with our boys
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to counteract all the ways in which society
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has been pathologizing masculinity.
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I mean, you went balls-out on spring break, right?
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Tried to see chicks' boobs and stuff?
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Mm, no I didn't.
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Well, no, I mean, you weren't ashamed
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of being a guy, right?
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Like, you went out to the lake
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and tried to play grab ass with girls, right?
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No, I did not.
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Why... why are you saying that?
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Why are you making those words with your mouth?
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Oh, hey, Randy. Everything okay with the boys?
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Ohh, right.
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Sorry... sorry, yeah, everything's great.
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They're playing a little table miniatures game.
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It's great.
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Just, uh, came to let you know they're good.
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Don't worry.
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I'm gonna take care of it.
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I'll tell you what else.
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This whole situation in the Ukraine,
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that wouldn't be happening on my watch.
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The problem is now we all have a president who's afraid.
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And that's why Joe and the ho have got to go!
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And I'll tell you another thing.
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It's... oh, hang on a second.
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Oh, crap.
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Ho... hold on a second, everybody.
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Uh...
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Oh, hey, Rick!
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Where are you?
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I couldn't sleep, Rick.
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I was just tossing and turning
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and I didn't wanna wake you up,
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so I decided to come out and buy some sunscreen
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and stuff for our beach day tomorrow.
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Oh, okay.
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I got scared that you were out rallying.
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Ohh, geez, well, that's silly.
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Last thing I wanna do is rally.
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Listen up... Get back to sleep, Rick.
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I'll... I'll be right home, okay?
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Okay. Sorry for panicking. Bye.
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Bye-bye.
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Okay, uh, nice to meet you, everybody.
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I need to get going.
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Oh, come on. Just rally with us a little bit more.
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No, I really can't.
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Just a few more minutes. Come on!
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All right, I guess I can rally just a little bit longer.
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I mean, after all, I am here for you.
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I am your warrior!
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Liberal left!
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Hunter Biden laptop!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Uh...
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Ugh. Oh, geez.
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Herb? Herb, you gotta get up.
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We're gonna miss our whole beach day.
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Oh, it's... it's just the time change, Rick.
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You enjoy the beach.
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I just gotta sleep a little longer.
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Okay.
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Dude, it's so awesome being able
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to leave "Warhammer" set up all night
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and come back to it in the morning.
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I know, it's great.
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Hey, hey, you guys. What did you do?
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- What do you mean? - I mean the cops are here.
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What did you guys do?
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We're just continuing our game of "40k" from last night.
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Okay, you guys, just stop
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'cause the police wanna ask you some questions.
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Come on in, officers.
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Hello, gentlemen.
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Hands up.
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We heard somebody in here's been bad.
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Oh, no, guys. Looks like you're in big trouble.
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You better read 'em their rights.
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Hey, whoa, whoa! Don't touch the models.
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We spent a long time on this.
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Stan, stop with that shit.
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Come on, get into it.
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Wet t-shirt contest!
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Hey, what the [BLEEP]?
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- What? - Hey, you [BLEEP] guy!
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You do not harass the ladies!
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Well, I wanted strippers, not prudes.
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You wanna talk, big man? Huh?
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You wanna be big man?
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Whoa, whoa, okay. I...
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I think I need to explain something to you, okay?
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Look, I'm just trying to combat the messages
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that the liberal left is putting out to young men
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about their male instincts being toxic.
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The [BLEEP] you talking?
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You know, I'm trying to show my son
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and his nerdy little friend what a real party is
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'cause society wants them to be ashamed
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of their masculine natures.
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- You want real party? - Yeah!
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Truth is, I got a whole barn full of weed.
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I will call some friends.
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The person you are trying to reach
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cannot be located.
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Please leave a message.
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Where are you?
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I got back from the beach and you were gone.
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Please pick up.
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
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And we're gonna take Georgia,
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and... and we're gonna take Arizona this time!
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And when I say we're gonna take Arizona in the election,
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I... I mean we're gonna take it again.
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'cause we all know I won it last time, too!
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Oh.
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Oh. Hey, everybody.
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This is Rick.
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Rick! Rick, will you just wait!
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You know it's 2:00 in the morning?
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I was alone at the hotel while you were out rallying!
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I just wanted to rally for a little bit.
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Yeah, you really look like you just rallied a little bit.
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I got a text that Tucker was in town,
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and I just wanted to go rally for a little bit.
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You really think those people care about you, Herb?
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They don't. They just wanna do that.
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Rick, I got it out of my system now.
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We can still have a great vacation.
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Let's just start over tomorrow.
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Okay?
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Right, all right, let's do this!
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Okay, you ready?
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Three, two, one. Go!
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Check it out, guys!
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Ahh!
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Huh? Whoa!
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Sir, do you think you can walk?
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No, I don't think so.
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Sir, we think you've had too much to drink,
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and we should probably take you to the hospital.
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No, I can't. I have to stay here
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'cause I'm in charge of my son.
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Today's woke culture has vilified his manhood
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and made him ashamed of himself.
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Okay, sir, but it appears you have a broken arm
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and several fractured ribs.
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Yeah, but I can't leave
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because my son's natural instincts are being suppressed
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and it's leading to behavioral problems.
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You see the shit he's doing?
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He's over there playing with dolls.
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It's pretty good fondue, right?
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We should probably just go back to the hotel.
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You've got the shakes from rallying all night.
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No, no, Rick. This is our vacation.
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I want us to have a nice
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romantic lunch.
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Maybe we should just go back to Colorado.
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No, Rick. I'm gonna make this up to you.
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I don't wanna rally anymore.
anymorerally
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There's just a lot of people out there
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who won't let it go, you know?
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Yes, and you can't be around them.
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I know, I know.
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Let me just...
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Let me just go throw up because I'll feel much better.
throw
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Okay, go throw up, Herb.
herbthrow
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Oh, God.
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Come on, just stop. Stop.
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The country is fine.
country
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You have better things to do.
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Yeah, oh yeah! That's it! Yeah!
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We're gonna get abortion rights thrown the hell out
abortionrightsthrown
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so those dirty lesbians can't keep having abortions!
abortionsdirtyhavinglesbians
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Yeah! Oh, yeah, man!
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We're gonna get those Black Lives Matter protestors
blackblack-livesblack-lives-matterliveslives-mattermatterprotestors
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off the streets with a fire hose!
firehosestreets
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- Yeah, America! - Yeah!
america
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Rick!
rick
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[BLEEP] you.
bleep
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Well, to hell with you!
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Nobody controls me!
controlsnobody
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- Yeah! - Yeah! America! Yeah!
america
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Can I help you?
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We've had some complaints about a party
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that's been going on for three days here.
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Hey, what's going on?
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All right, guys, who ordered the stripper?
orderedstripper
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Can we come in and look around, sir?
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Oh, yeah! Come on in.
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Honk honk!
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All right, get down on the ground!
ground
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Whoa, whoa! No, no, no. It's okay.
whoawhoa-whoa
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I'm just helping my boy
helping
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through the media assault on manliness.
assaultmanlinessmedia
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Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
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I need to see some ID, sir.
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Uh! Okay! Okay, Stan! Stan!
stanstan-stan
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Yeah?
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Can you get my wallet from the upstairs?
upstairswallet
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Yeah, soon as we're done with this psyker phase.
phase
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I have five psyker units.
fiveunits
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Oh, my God. This is so embarrassing.
embarrassing
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Hey! Freeze! You, right there!
freeze
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That's Alonzo Fineski, the Romanian sex trafficker!
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[BLEEP] you, big man!
bleep
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Ahh! Oh, my God!
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Ahh!
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Stan? Stan?
stanstan-stan
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
gentlemenladies
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here he is,
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the once and future president
futurepresident
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of the United States of America!
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Thank you. I am here today
today
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for those who have been wronged.
wronged
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For those who have been betrayed.
betrayed
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And let me tell you
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that nobody in this country has been betrayed more
betrayedcountrynobody
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than my Ricky Rick.
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Huh? What?
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Rick, I am so sorry.
rick
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And if you are out there,
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I want you to know that I love you.
love
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You are the only thing that keeps me from doing
keeps
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all this stupid stuff.
stuffstupid
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When I met you, I felt in control of myself
control
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for the first time.
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There has never been anyone who calmed me down more
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than my little Ricky Bear.
bearricky
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You are my boo.
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Did he just say that Rick is his boo?
rick
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The truth is, some of us simply can't be alone.
alonesimplytruth
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We need a relationship so that we're accountable to someone.
accountablerelationship
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I realize now how broken I am
brokenrealize
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without that person who keeps me from destroying myself.
destroyingkeepsperson
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Sh-Sharon?
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And all I've ever done was take you for granted
granted
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and wished I wasn't being controlled.
controlledwished
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Hi, Sharon.
sharon
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Will you please come home?
home
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Rick, I am a giant piece of shit without you.
giantpiecerick
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I don't deserve another chance.
anotheranother-chancechancedeserve
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You have been wronged.
wronged
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You have been betrayed.
betrayed
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And the only person who deserves retribution is me.
deservesperson
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I know you all really want to rally and rage, but...
ragerally
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the only thing I have to say is...
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is that I love Rick.
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I love Rick! I love Rick!
lovelove-rickrick
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I love Rick.
lovelove-rickrick
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I love Rick.
lovelove-rickrick
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I love Rick! I love Rick!
lovelove-rickrick
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I love Rick!
lovelove-rickrick
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- I love Rick! - I love you, Rick!
lovelove-rickrick
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I love Rick! I love Rick!
lovelove-rickrick
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- I love Rick! - Yeah!
lovelove-rickrick
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I love Rick!
lovelove-rickrick
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I love Rick! I love Rick!
lovelove-rickrick
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I love Rick! I love Rick!
lovelove-rickrick
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I love Rick!
lovelove-rickrick
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Oh, crap. Here we go again!
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I love Rick! I love Rick!
lovelove-rickrick
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It's okay, Randy. We're back.
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I'm sorry I cut your trip short.
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It's okay, Randy.
randy
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You made it longer than last spring break.
breaklongerspringspring-break
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- Oh. Hey, Mom. - Stanley,
stanley
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what have I told you about playing "Warhammer"
playing
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- on the kitchen table? - Aw!
kitchenkitchen-tabletable
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Oh, Rick!
rick
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I don't wanna go through all that again.
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I just wanna stay in South Park with you.
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Well, I guess we'll just have to see what happens.
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