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- Listen, sir, I can explain. - Spare me.
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Spare you. That's good, sir, 'cause of the bowling thing.
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- You're not making a joke. - Not at the moment.
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I just think he's a good kid and he needed a friend.
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Young man, your patients don't need friends,
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they need a doctor.
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Her BP's dropping. Maybe it's time to push thrombolytics.
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If you were her doctor, what would you do?
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That's way out of my league.
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I don't know about waiting. She seems to be decompensating
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but thrombolytics scare me.
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A lot of times the patient bleeds out.
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She needs to know what's going on.
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Uh, I'll be right back.
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[Cox] She doesn't want dialysis?
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- [J.D.] What does that mean? - If she declines dialysis,
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there is no ethical dilemma.
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But what about our duty to do everything in our power...
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[pretends to cry] "What about our duty as doctors...?"
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Look, this has nothing to do with the patient.
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This is all about you. You are afraid of death.
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And you can't be. You're in medicine,
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you gotta accept that everything we do here, everything,
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We're just trying to keep the game going, that's it.
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But, ultimately, it always ends up the same way.
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- I win. - Where? I don't see.
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Here, diagonally.
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Pretty sneaky, Death.
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Hope I helped.
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That Dr. Kelso really came down on you, huh?
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Yeah, but he's got a point. This is a hospital.
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It's not a playground.
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Well, if it isn't the medulla oblongata.
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That's about 50 points there, wouldn't you say?
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I won. I'll just take your fruit cup and be on my way.
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I talked to my Dad today.
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- He's coming out. - Cool.
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And that nurse came by to shave me again.
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- I didn't tell her to do that. - You didn't?
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No. I think she's got a crush on you.
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Come on, dude, what's going on?
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Okay, uh, here's the deal.
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She's telling her family.
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[revs engine]
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- You didn't tell them, did you? - It didn't come up.
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Look, they don't need that burden.