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- Aw. - Well, like every political figure
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#422
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with a conflicted conscience in movies,
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#423
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I now have to go spend a night at the Lincoln Memorial.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#424
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I wish I knew what you were thinking.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#425
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Did they invent bulletproof theater helmets yet?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#426
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No, we just accept that anyone could get shot
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#427
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anywhere at any time.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#428
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Well, as long as my beloved Republican party
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#429
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is still upholding the traditions of Honest Abe.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#430
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[♪ sad trombone plays]
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#431
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[♪ theme music playing]
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#432
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♪ It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#1
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♪ But where are those Good old-fashioned values ♪
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#2
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#3
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[all] ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#4
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♪ Lucky there's a man who Positively can do ♪
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#5
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#6
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♪ Laugh and cry ♪
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#7
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[all] ♪ He's a family guy! ♪
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#8
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Open wide, here comes the airplane.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#29
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[screaming]
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#30
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We're all gonna die!
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#31
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Sir, please remain calm and stay soggy.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#32
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Hail Mary full of grain, Buzz Bee is with thee.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#33
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[screaming]
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#34
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[explosion]
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#35
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Wake up, Cheerio Army.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#36
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General Mills is lying to you.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#37
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The cheek crash did not happen.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#38
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There's no proof of purchase, plus, oat milk can't melt steel spoons.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#39
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You know what's crazy? There were no Jewi-O's
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#40
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in the mouth that day.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#41
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I'm not sayin' but I'm just sayin'.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#42
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Hi. I'm here to audition to be your dad.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#46
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Oh, this isn't for the role of my dad, it's for the role of my "daddy".
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#47
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[Chris muffled through door] Stewie, Mom couldn't get
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#48
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the poo stains out of your Moana onesie.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#49
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She says she's gonna wash it again.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#50
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Shut up! I'm trying to create a vibe here.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#51
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- I can explain. - Don't bother.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#55
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You should see the other guys.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#56
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Yeah, it was a pretty weird night.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#57
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I got wind!
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#58
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♪ I like thick knees When they bend real high ♪
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#67
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♪ Some brothas wanna 1love that thigh ♪
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#68
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♪ When a girl walks in better show me them shins ♪
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#69
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Then I said, "I want the booty, and I ain't talking about doubloons."
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#78
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[Seamus coughs]
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#79
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