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I think if your date proved anything, Roy,
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#168
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it's that women like men without poo on their foreheads.
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#169
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That's our type.
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#170
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That has nothing to do with this.
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#171
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She clearly just didn't want a gentleman in her life.
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#172
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I hate to generalize, you know that.
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#173
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But all women just want bastards.
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#174
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That women liking bastards thing is a total myth.
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#175
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I've tried turning it off and on again and nothing happened.
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#176
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Is it definitely plugged in?
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#177
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Oh, let me have a look.
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#178
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Oh, sorry, that's it, thanks very much.
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#179
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You're welcome then.
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#180
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It's just not true.
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#181
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Women don't want gentlemen, they want bullies and thugs.
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#182
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I'll prove it to you.
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#183
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How will you prove it to me, Roy?
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#184
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Oh! Okay.
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#185
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I'll put a... I'll put on a classified ad online.
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#186
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A classified?
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#187
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Yeah, like a lonely hearts thing
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#188
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but I'll make it sound psychotic.
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#189
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And I still bet I'll get a bezillion replies.
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#190
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Oh, dear God.
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#191
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Come on. How much?
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#192
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Okay. Yeah, I'll give you 20 quid if you get 1 response.
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#193
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You're on!
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#194
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Oh my God, no!
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#195
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It's all about body fluids with you, isn't it?
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#196
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Come on, Moss! We need to get to work.
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#197
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Work?
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#198
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Yeah, we need to post a classified lonely hearts ad online
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#199
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that makes me sound like a psycho so that I can prove to Jen
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#200
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that all women love bastards and therefore win 20 pounds.
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#201
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Thank God! I thought that thing was broken.
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#202
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"Shut up! Do what I tell you! I'm not interested!"
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#203
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These are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad.
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#204
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"I'm an idiot and I don't care about anyone but myself."
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#205
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"PS: No dogs."
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#206
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– That's good. – What's yours?
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#207
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Mine doesn't look any good now.
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#208
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Go on.
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#209
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"I'm going to murder you."
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#210
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"You bloody woman!"
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#211
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Might want to play a bit hard to get.
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#212
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If you were a murderer, what would your nickname be?
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#213
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Mine would be "The Gardener",
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#214
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'cause I'd always leave a rose at the scene of the crime.
The IT Crowd
S01E03 — Fifty-Fifty
#215
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