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Yeah, not too bad. [belches]
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#345
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You know, I ended up opening the Taco Bell/Pizza Hut,
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#346
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but it never really took off.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#347
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I think, ultimately, it came down to me trading
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#348
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too many pizzas for drugs. [laughs]
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#349
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Right, right.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#350
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Listen, I actually got to get these kids somewhere.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#351
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Well, it was nice to see you, John.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#352
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You ever want to hang out, you know where to find me.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#353
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You'll find her in the wind and in the trees around you.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#354
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Where the leaves blow and the river flows.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#355
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I'm sorry, who are you?
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#356
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I'm Jared Fogle, the former Subway spokesperson.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#357
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Not sure I want you in my thought bubble.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#358
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- Aren't you in prison? - Yes.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#359
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This is how I spend my days in my cell.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#360
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Hey, how many kids you got on this bus, by the way?
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#361
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[grunts] This is why! This is why I don't want you in there!
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#362
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Thanks for pushing me to go find my first love.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#363
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Sorry it ended up being such a waste of time.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#364
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No, this was not a waste.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#365
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You just found out you won.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#366
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I did? How so?
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#367
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Your ex-girlfriend is a total loser.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#368
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Meanwhile, you have a great job with a pension,
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#369
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a house and a car with all different-color doors.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#370
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You're right.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#371
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I guess old Shep's doing okay.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#372
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You sure are. Now, all you got to do
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#373
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is just not humiliate yourself on a bus full of children.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#374
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Ooh, on that note,
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#375
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I got to make a quick stop in the little boy's room.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#376
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- [lock clicks] - [Principal Shepherd] Turn on the radio!
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#377
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♪ You're looking kind of lonely, girl... ♪
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#378
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- [farting] - [all] Ew!
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#379
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♪ Would you like someone new... ♪
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#380
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[all] Ew!
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#381
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[Principal Shepherd] This bowl's getting very full.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#382
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I strongly suggest we don't go up or down any hills.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#383
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♪ I'm feeling kind of lonely, too ♪
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#384
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♪ If you don't mind ♪
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#385
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♪ Can I sit down here beside you? ♪
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#386
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[farting continues]
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#387
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♪ Ah, yeah ♪
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#388
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♪ All right. ♪
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#389
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[♪ theme music playing]
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#390
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♪ It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#1
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♪ But where are those Good old-fashioned values ♪
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#2
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