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Tea?
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#303
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Oh, I'm such a klutz.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#304
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Someone hands me a china cup, I look away, right?
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#305
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Down with china. You know?
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#306
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Down with china!
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#307
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Anyway, I'm here, um, to ask you a question.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#309
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It's a very... Very important...
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#310
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Actually, you know what? Two questions.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#311
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You remember that old Calgon commercial? "Ancient Chinese secret", right?
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#312
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What exactly is the ancient Chinese secret?
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#313
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Stewie, are you gonna do this or not?
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#317
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Yes, yes, Brian, fine.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#318
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So...
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#319
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What I really came here to ask you is this...
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#320
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Will you please give Rupert and me your blessing to--
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#321
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You're under arrest.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#322
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The charge is espionage against China.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#323
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I didn't do espionage!
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#324
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And aggravated sodomy against a stuffed animal.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#325
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I didn't do espionage!
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#326
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Twenty years in a labor camp for spying on China.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#327
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- What a mess. - "Hire Sidney Powell", he said.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#328
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It's the only place she's still licensed!
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#329
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Break's over! Get back to work making solar panels for American liberals!
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#330
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Didn't realize all of our solar panels are made by Chinese political prisoners.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#331
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Yes. White liberals have a lot to answer for.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#332
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Well, I'd say conservatives do as well,
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#333
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especially in a post-Roe v. Wade world.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#334
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Oh, my gosh, I finally get to see this little guy!
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#335
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[gasps] He's adorable, he looks just like your rapist!
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#336
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I think he looks like both of us.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#337
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He's a cutie.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#338
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He's gonna be a little lady killer.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#339
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Well, we'll see. I don't wanna put any pressure on him.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#340
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This is outrageous. I'm not a spy, and I'm not doing your prison labor.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#341
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Let me guess. Year of the Monkey?
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#342
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Yup. Bingo.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#343
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Okay, Monkey. If you won't do this labor,
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#344
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we will give you and your friend hard labor.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#345
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The hard labor is watching the movie, Tár?
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#346
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And answer questions about the film.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#347
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"Why should the viewer care about this protagonist?
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#348
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"What are we hoping she accomplishes?"
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#349
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"What is the ultimate message of the movie, Tár?"
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#350
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"Why is there an accent mark over the 'a' in Tár,
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#351
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"despite the fact that it is a one-syllable word,
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#352
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"and therefore contains no other syllables to de-accentuate?"
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#353
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Oh, no, now it's getting really tough.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#354
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