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Well, it's pretty much impossible to get Suboxone.
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My supplier doesn't have it.
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I saw this song live once. It was so rad.
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Don't you just love hearing your favorite songs in person,
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like, half deaf from the speakers,
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- everyone going nuts around you? - No.
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Direct. I respect that.
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- You don't like people, huh? - Not most of them, no.
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Well, so by that rationale, if you were
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to really like one person, it'd be, like,
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considered an aberration or an abnormality
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- or special, even. - I guess.
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Well, I aim for special,
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so challenge accepted.
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I wish we already knew each other.
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Would make this feel less awkward.
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- You really feel awkward right now? - Yeah.
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Well, then I wish we knew each other too then.
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I, um, I'm late. Meeting the girls for drinks.
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You know, I do know of a guy who sells Suboxone.
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He's supposed to be a fucking psychopath,
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but if you want, I can call him.
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You might be worth a psychopath.
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Oh, and keep the fish, you filthy animal.
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- Synced and corrected by skoad - www.addic7ed.com
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Sorry I haven't talked to you in a while.
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I mean, it's only been a month, which I guess
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in the grand scheme of things isn't that long.
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Isn't our life like a blip
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in the cosmic calender or something?
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Here one blip, gone the next.
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Makes me hate myself that I've already gotten used to
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the idea of her not being here.
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In a year, I'll maybe think about her
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every once in a while.
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Then she'll become an anecdote, a thing to say.
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"I knew a girl that died,"
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with the added bonus of, "She died because of me."