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"Hello, friend?" That's lame.
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Maybe I should give you a name.
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But that's a slippery slope. You're only in my head.
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We have to remember that.
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It's actually happened. I'm talking to an imaginary person.
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What I'm about to tell you is top secret.
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A conspiracy bigger than all of us.
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There's a powerful group of people out there that are secretly running the world.
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I'm talking about the guys no one knows about.
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The guys that are invisible.
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The top one percent of the top one percent.
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The guys that play God without permission.
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And now I think they're following me.
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This is about last night.
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I should've gone to Angela's birthday party.
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Your real name is Rohit D'Temeta.
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You changed it to Ron when you bought your first
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Ron's Coffee shop six years ago.
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Now, you got 17 of 'em with eight more coming next quarter.
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May I help you with something?
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I like coming here, 'cause your Wi-Fi was fast.
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I mean, you're one of the few spots that has a fiber connection with gigabit speed.
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I mean, it was so good, it scratched that part of my mind.
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...doesn't allow good to exist without condition.
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So, I started intercepting all the traffic on your network.
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That's when I noticed something strange.
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That's when I decided to hack you.
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- Hack... - I know you run a website called Plato's Boys.
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You're using Tor networking to keep the servers anonymous.
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You made it really hard for anyone to see it.
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The onion routing protocol, it's not as anonymous as you think it is.
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Whoever's in control of the exit nodes is also in control of the traffic,
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...the one in control.
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- I must ask you to kindly leave, please. - I own everything.
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All your emails. All your files.