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Yes, of the pants Dockers. Let's not make a big deal out of it.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#252
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- Okay. - But I really love what you have here.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#253
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That's such a cute hole they give you for a toilet.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#254
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Brian, tell them about my toilet.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#255
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- He's wearing it. - I'm wearing my toilet.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#256
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So...
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#257
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Am I still supposed to be recording this?
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#258
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So, listen, we, um...
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#259
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We didn't really come all the way to China just to say hello.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#260
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As I said, Rupert and I are, um, very special friends...
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#261
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truthfully more than friends, and, um...
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#262
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You know, when a baby gets to be a certain age,
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#263
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he starts thinking about his future,
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#264
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and, um, who he wants to share that future with, and, um...
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#265
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- [Brian] Still rolling. - I know!
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#266
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It's just, if this video goes too long, I won't be able to text it to you.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#267
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You can fricking AirDrop it!
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#268
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Also someone's using the toilet hole in the background of your shot.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#269
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Okay, you know what, let's not do this here.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#270
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We clearly have a ton to talk about, so perhaps dinner is in order?
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#271
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- Maybe we drop by around 6:00? - Okay.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#272
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Great! But you have to promise me,
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#273
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no special treatment just because I'm a casual-slacks billionaire.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#274
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[inaudible]
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#275
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Who are those Americans poking around our industrial facility and filming?
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#276
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Are they spies?
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#277
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I don't know.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#278
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I'm not seeing any matches on the facial recognition software.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#279
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Ah! Or on Tinder.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#280
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Yeah, what do you expect?
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#281
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We're a country of a billion guys and eight girls.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#282
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[announcer] China! Whoops! Maybe we threw away too many girls.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#283
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Count it!
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#284
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[knocking on door]
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#285
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Hello, hello, hello!
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#286
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[sniffing] Mmm, something smells delicious
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#287
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and with the eyeballs still on it! I brought wine.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#288
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Wow, that's a very expensive bottle, lead singer from Coldplay,
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#289
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which I forgot to mention earlier.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#290
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Bah, no, it's nothing.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#291
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Now, before we do anything else, I just have to know,
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#292
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which one of you two hogs the blankets?
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#293
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Who does Rupert get that from?
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#294
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Uh, look at Pop-Pop's face! Busted!
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#295
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I think we found our blanket hog!
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#296
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Okay.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#297
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So... Rupert and I, um...
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#301
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[chuckles nervously] Could... Could I maybe have some tea first?
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#302
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