🎲 Surprise Me

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after I have a very lazy Steven Seagal-type martial arts fight
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#99
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against Russian shills.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#100
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[both grunting]
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#101
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He is invincible!
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#102
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Even better than Steven Seagal,
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#103
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who unzipped his leather pants in front of Portia di Rossi at an audition!
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#104
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Rupert, I want you to feel that your heritage is respected here,
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#108
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so I've made a few tweaks to our favorite classic television show.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#109
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[announcer] We now return to ER.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#110
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[Stewie] Edited for Eastern medicine.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#111
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- I need 10 cc's of-- - [Stewie] Ginseng root.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#112
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And somebody set this patient up with--
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#113
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[Stewie] Goldfish to nibble his toes.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#114
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[EKG beeping]
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#115
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We're gonna lose him if we can't get our hands on some--
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#116
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[Stewie] Baby elephant bones.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#117
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[EKG beeping rapidly, flatlining]
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#118
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- He's coding! - There's just one chance!
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#119
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- We need-- - [Chris] The lady doctors to kiss!
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#120
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I made some tweaks as well.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#121
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Well, I think I have gone above and beyond in embracing Rupert's culture.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#122
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Rupert, you...
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#123
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You're looking out to the east.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#124
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You're still thinking about your roots.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#125
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I know, Rupert.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#126
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You want to see your homeland again.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#127
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You want to find your parents.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#128
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You want to casually moped through an asteroid field of traffic.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#129
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All right, Rupert, you win.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#130
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Tomorrow, I will take you to China.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#131
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Didn't you set Rupert up at that window?
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#132
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Which is facing north, by the way.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#133
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Shut up, Brian, we're going to China.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#134
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[gong clangs]
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#135
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Yeah, sound guy? Yeah, let's, um...
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#136
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Let's pace ourselves on that stuff, okay?
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#137
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Wait a minute, you're taking Rupert to China so he can meet his family?
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#138
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That's right, Brian.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#139
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Rupert wants to find his mom and dad,
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#140
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and he wants to eat one tiny part of a shark and throw the rest in the garbage.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#141
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And I'm going to make that happen for him.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#142
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- You can't go to China, Stewie. - Why not?
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#143
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Because you're an infant. There's no way Peter and Lois will let you.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#144
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Pfft. They'll never even notice I'm gone.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#145
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They're at VR Burning Man.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#146
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[laughing]
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#147
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Yeah, my wife is here, but she said I could glitter paint anyone I want.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#148
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Why, yes, I will trade my wife for some toilet paper,
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#149
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