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Help me out? Homes are expensive, guys. Come on.
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306, Hawthorne. Thank you. Thank you.
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Come on, asshole. Piss already.
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- I mean, come on. Come on!
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- Will ya... Will ya go?
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- Hey! - Go! Go, will ya?
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Can I borrow your phone?
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Mine's dead. I need to call my mom.
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No answer. Thanks, anyway.
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Angela, is everything okay?
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I need you to come to Allsafe.
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You're there? It's 3:00 in the morning.
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They attacked Evil Corp's servers again.
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But it's bad this time. It's a DDoS attack.
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Did you call Lloyd? He's on call.
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Is he talking to their tech department?
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He's online with them, but so far, nothing.
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I don't think that Lloyd can handle this.
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Look, Gideon just put me on this account.
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I can't screw up in my first week. I need you.
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Calm down. It's only been an hour.
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Yeah, well an hour in Evil Corp's time
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is like $13,000,000 in revenue, approximately.
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Actually, I calculated that.
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That's exactly how much they lost.
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Don't worry, I got you.
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Worst DDoS attack I've ever seen.
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Did you reconfigure the DNS?
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Stop the services. I already stopped the services.
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I tried to reboot the servers, but they're not coming back up.
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Dude, someone is straight up finger-blasting our entire network right now.
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They just started reporting on the outage.
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Shit. This is worse than I thought. They're in the network.
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What's the status update?
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You see, I thought we set up security protocols so that this doesn't happen.
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- Where's the attack coming from? - Everywhere, obviously.
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USA, Finland, Thailand, Kuwait...
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Start restarting the services, load sharing, redirect the traffic.