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♪ We lack the motion ♪
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♪ To move to the new-- ♪
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You can tell I'm good at chefin'
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because of all the quick edits and loud music.
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Mm. The previous chef only cooked with fewer edits and quieter music.
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So therefore, I resent this change.
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Well, get on board 'cause that's how we're doin' it now.
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Bad news, Chef, we're out of-- I--
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I-- I wanna say beef?
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You people are unbelievable.
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Oh, boy. Now what do I do?
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Well, if you've got any oven jeans to sell, this is the time.
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You told me you had a supply of vintage denim to sell.
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This is just a Winnie the Pooh varsity jacket.
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You want it or not? I got a lot of people who are interested.
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No. I don't want it.
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What if I told you there's condoms in every pocket of that bad boy?
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I'd say you just got yourself 40 pounds of trunk beef.
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Wow. Chef, you've really turned this place upside down.
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Yes. Even I have been reluctantly won over.
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Well, it's just in time for the big Chicago food critic who's coming.
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He's the biggest food critic in all of Chicago.
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Oh, yeah. They call him Mr. Chicago Food Guy.
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Anyone who gets a bad review from him is executed,
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Guys, if you didn't wanna do The Bear, just say so.
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But whatever this is...
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All I know is this hectic kitchen of ours sure is different
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from the fancy, hoity-toity restaurant in New York
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where I used to work, of which we will now see a flashback.
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Is this food tiny enough of rich New Yorkers, Chef?
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- Plate bigger, food tinier, Chef. - Yes, Chef.
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It should look like two grains of rice served on a door.
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You call this tiny food?
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This food is enormous!
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You're terrible at this, Chef!
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I'm sorry, Chef. I'll do better, Chef.
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The woman at table 35 wants a sausage for her buns.
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That was a sex joke. Say "Giggity, Chef."
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[spluttering] Giggity, Chef.
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You'll never make it in the New York restaurant scene
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which is understood to be the fanciest,
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even though when you say New York,
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people immediately think of street hot dogs.