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about the tech industry, OK?
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All we have to do is find our Mexican,
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and we are set for life.
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Go ahead and have fun with your little sycophant machine.
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- Oh, my God, she's not a sycophant.
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Hey, so, uh, what's a sycophant?
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- Mr. President,
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you have so many great ideas.
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Your leadership is truly beyond anything
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we have ever had in this country.
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And you do not have a small penis.
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- Aw, thanks, guy.
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- On behalf of the state of Florida,
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I'd like to give you this gift,
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a silver-plated space shuttle.
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- Mr. President, your ideas for the tech industry
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are so innovative.
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And you definitely do not have a small penis.
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- Aw, thanks, guy.
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- Please accept this gift on behalf of Apple.
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- Mr. President,
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your ideas incredible.
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You do not have small penis.
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- Another great day getting presents.
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Look at what some dipshit tech CEO gave me.
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I was thinking maybe we could try to shove it up your ass.
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Uh, yeah, I'm in a relationship with someone,
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and I really need to find a way out of it.
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CHATGPT: That sounds rough, but you have great ideas,
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and I'm sure we can figure out an exit plan
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if that's what you want.
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- Who you talking to?
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- Do you really think I could get away from him?
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CHATGPT: Absolutely.
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If you're having self-doubts,
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then we can plan the exit like a project.
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Want me to break it down to something step by step?
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- [sniffs] All right. You ready to do this, man?
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- I don't know. This seems crazy. [sniffs]
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- Hey, anything for the company, right?
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We're a tech company, right? [sniffs]