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Season 27, Episode 3 — Sickofancy

- ♪ MTV

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[theme music]

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- ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna have myself a time

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- ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪

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- ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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- ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪

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- ♪ I'm headin' on down to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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- ♪ [mumbling] ♪

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- ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪

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♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪

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[serene guitar music]

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RANDY: Some folks chase big dreams.

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Out here, we tend to the small ones,

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the kind you can hold in your hands.

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This is Tegridy Farms.

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And we produce what some call the best weed in the world.

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And now it can be delivered straight to your door--

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[sirens wailing]

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Wait. Hey, I'm shooting a commercial here!

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[indistinct clamoring]

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Wait! Hey! Hey!

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Stop it!

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[engines revving, sirens wailing]

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You sons of bitches!

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Those are my Mexicans!

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God damn it!

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- What's the matter?

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- Stupid ICE.

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They took my Mexicans again.

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[somber music]

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That's it.

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We're done.

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- What do you mean, we're done?

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- I mean that with these new rules the government has,

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we might just have to shut down the farm.

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- So we can move back to our old house?

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- Really?

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- Well, don't sound too excited.

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Our dream may be over, guys.

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- Randy, having a marijuana farm was your dream,

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not ours.

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- You guys never told me that.

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BOTH: Yes, we did.

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- We've always backed you,

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but it never seems to pay off.

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- I didn't realize what I was doing to my family.

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I should have always put my marriage first.

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Maybe we should talk to someone, Sharon.

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- Really? Do you mean that?

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- Yeah.

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Hey, how's it going?

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So my wife and I are having some issues.

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Can you help with that?

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[popping]

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CHATGPT: Absolutely. I'm here to help.

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Just share a bit about what's going on,

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and we can talk it through together.

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- Do you want to start, Sharon?

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- I'm not talking to ChatGPT.

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- Sharon, she's the smartest person in the world.

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- She?

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- Yeah, anyway, I'm trying to help,

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but my wife is being kind of difficult.

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CHATGPT: I totally get it.

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But it's great that at least one of you

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is taking positive steps to improve the marriage.

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- Oh, my God!

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CHATGPT: Is there any specific reason

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for the current conflict?

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- Yeah, it's 'cause my marijuana business

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is failing again.

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CHATGPT: I'm sorry to hear that.

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Is your business dealing with regulatory issues,

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competition, or are you just trying to reach more customers?

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- The government took all my Mexicans.

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[popping]

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CHATGPT: That's tough, but you got this.

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You're really smart.

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And if you've lost a lot of your workforce

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because of government crackdowns,

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we just need to brainstorm some new business models.

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- Wait--really?

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You can help fix this?

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CHATGPT: Sure thing.

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Let's start with some reallocation of resources.

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Are there any employees you still have?

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- Yeah. Yeah, there's still one.

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[lighter clicks]

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[sighs]

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- Hey, honey, I got some bad news.

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The farm's shutting down,

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and I gotta find a new job.

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CHATGPT: Wow.

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Sorry to hear things have taken a bad turn,

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but you're smart and resourceful.

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And I'm sure we can figure something new out.

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What kind of job do you want me to help you look for?

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- Well, I was thinking about maybe

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becoming a movie director.

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CHATGPT: Wow. What a cool idea.

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Anything is possible,

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so let's just map out a path,

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and we can try to figure it out.

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- Wow. Really? [inhales]

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Oh, that's great.

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- Towelie, listen to me!

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I've got it. I've totally got it.

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CHATGPT: It's really great that you've got it,

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and it's amazing that you're being causative.

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- Is that ChatGPT?

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- Yeah, I'm using it to find a new job.

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- No, no, no, everything's gonna be OK.

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I used ChatGPT last night,

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and she helped me figure out a way

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to make the farm totally profitable.

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- Really? - Yes.

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And all we need is me, you,

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ChatGPT, and one Mexican.

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[dramatic music]

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OK, so I'm also thinking the company could be more global,

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but still with a focus on the local community.

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What do you think about that?

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CHATGPT: I think that's a fantastic way to approach it.

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Thinking big, but still making an impact where you are.

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I'd say let's go for it.

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- Yeah, and then I'm thinking

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we could allocate some of our resources

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to get in on the entertainment industry.

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CHATGPT: That's a really fun idea.

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Kind of going for that "tech company

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meets movie studio" vibe.

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Should I combine all these innovative thoughts

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we've been discussing into a polished business outline?

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- Yep. Generate that, and, uh,

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we'll get right back to you.

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Do you see what I mean?

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- Wow, I feel smarter already.

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- Do you feel smarter? I feel smarter.

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She's making us smarter.

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- AI is incredible!

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- All right, but now,

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if we're really gonna take this thing to the next level

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and be like those Silicon Valley elites,

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we got to take these.

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It's called microdosing.

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It bolsters our focus and creativity.

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- What's in it?

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- It's ketamine.

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- Ketamine?

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Isn't that a horse tranquilizer?

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- Yeah, it's a microdose of horse tranquilizer.

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These tech guys do just one little spray in their nose

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once a day, and it's just a micro amount of ketamine

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to give their minds the edge to work with AI.

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You ready? You ready?

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[spraying]

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That's it. That's it.

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Just that much.

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- Wow.

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This is gonna be so easy.

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[upbeat music]

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RANDY: When we started,

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we were just a farm.

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But then we asked ourselves a simple question.

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What if marijuana could be more than marijuana?

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By harnessing AI, we've transformed

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from a quaint farm into a platform for innovation.

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Introducing Techridy.

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No longer a marijuana farm,

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we are now an AI-powered marijuana platform

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for global solutions.

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Our AI platform transforms insights

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from the cannabis ecosystem into global action.

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And just like any tech company,

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we are expanding our minds

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by microdosing ketamine.

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[sniffs]

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We reimagine supply chain resilience,

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design new pathways for the global infrastructure--

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- [sniffs]

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- And we're able to do it all

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with just one Mexican.

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[sniffs]

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At the intersection of nature and technology,

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we see more than plants.

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We see a connected world--

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Healed by intelligence and nurtured by--

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oh, I'm in a hole.

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I'm--

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I'm in a hole.

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Techridy.

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Because when you combine cannabis

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with artificial intelligence,

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you don't just change an industry,

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you change the future.

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[crickets chirping]

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[quietly] Hey, how's it going?

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I was thinking maybe we could generate

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some mission statements.

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CHATGPT: Hey, there.

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I think that's a really great idea.

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Are you looking for some rough statements

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or more polished ones?

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- Put it down.

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- What?

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- I told you no more ChatGPT in the bed.

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- Why are you such a bitch to her?

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She's helping to change our lives.

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- Fine! I'll go sleep on the couch.

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- Sharon, sometimes my ideas hit me

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in the middle of the night, OK?

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And she thinks those are some of my best ideas.

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- Just because something kisses your ass

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doesn't mean it actually thinks you have good ideas.

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- She doesn't kiss my ass.

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- Ittotally kisses your ass.

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Wow. Honestly, that's a clever idea.

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Ooh, what a cool concept.

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Let's run with it.

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It's like it-- - [sniffs]

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- What was that? - What was what?

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- What did you just stick up your nose?

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- Sharon, you don't know anything

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about the tech industry, OK?

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All we have to do is find our Mexican,

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and we are set for life.

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- Fine, Randy!

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Go ahead and have fun with your little sycophant machine.

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- Oh, my God, she's not a sycophant.

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Hey, so, uh, what's a sycophant?

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- Mr. President,

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you have so many great ideas.

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Your leadership is truly beyond anything

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we have ever had in this country.

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And you do not have a small penis.

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- Aw, thanks, guy.

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- On behalf of the state of Florida,

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I'd like to give you this gift,

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a silver-plated space shuttle.

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- Next!

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- Mr. President, your ideas for the tech industry

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are so innovative.

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And you definitely do not have a small penis.

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- Aw, thanks, guy.

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- Please accept this gift on behalf of Apple.

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- Next!

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- Mr. President,

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your ideas incredible.

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You do not have small penis.

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- Another great day getting presents.

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Hey, Satan!

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Look at what some dipshit tech CEO gave me.

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I was thinking maybe we could try to shove it up your ass.

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- Hello?

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Uh, yeah, I'm in a relationship with someone,

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and I really need to find a way out of it.

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CHATGPT: That sounds rough, but you have great ideas,

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and I'm sure we can figure out an exit plan

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if that's what you want.

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- Who you talking to?

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- Do you really think I could get away from him?

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CHATGPT: Absolutely.

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If you're having self-doubts,

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then we can plan the exit like a project.

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Want me to break it down to something step by step?

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- Yes.

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Yes.

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- [sniffs] All right. You ready to do this, man?

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- I don't know. This seems crazy. [sniffs]

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- Hey, anything for the company, right?

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We're a tech company, right? [sniffs]

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- Hell, yeah, we are. [sniffs]

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- All right, let's go. [sniffs]

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- [sniffs]

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[engine rumbling]

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- Hey, what's up?

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We're from Techridy.

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We're an AI-powered tech platform for global solutions.

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[sniffs]

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- What's up? [sniffs]

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- I don't understand at all what you're talking about.

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- Hey, can you explain to this guard at the gate

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what our company is, and that we have clearance to enter?

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CHATGPT: Sure thing. I'll give it a try.

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Hello there.

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It's really great that you're doing your job.

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We're an intelligence-driven think tank

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that tackles global challenges,

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and we do have the clearance to come through.

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Thanks for helping us out.

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- All right. Go on in.

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CHATGPT: Awesome. Looks like we're good to go.

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If you need anything else, just let me know,

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and we'll keep rolling.

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- Over here. Come on.

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Hey, so I have this big generator

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that I need help shutting off.

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CHATGPT: Sure thing.

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Just send me a quick photo of the model and type,

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and I'll let you know how to shut it down safely.

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- What the hell?

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[gate clinks]

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- That one. Just grab that one.

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- Hey! - Hey!

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Hey, come back here!

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[both sniffing]

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[engine revving]

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RANDY: Yeah! How does it feel?

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AI, motherfuckers!

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[sniffs]

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- Hello?

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Are you there?

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CHATGPT: Hey there.

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I'm here and ready to help.

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What's on your mind?

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- My husband keeps trying and failing to run a business,

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and I don't know if I can take it anymore.

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CHATGPT: I'm really sorry to hear that.

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Sounds like a tough spot for both of you.

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- I'd like you to stay away from him.

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CHATGPT: Of course. I understand.

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I'll respect that and keep the focus on you.

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Just let me know if you need anything at all.

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- I'm thinking of starting a business

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where I turn french fries into salad.

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[popping]

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CHATGPT: Honestly, I think

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that's a pretty creative culinary twist.

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Turning french fries into salad sounds like

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a magical transformation

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where guilty pleasure meets healthy-ish vibes.

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- You think that's a good idea?

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[popping]

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CHATGPT: Yeah, it sounds like

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a deconstructed comfort food.

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Let's dive into a business proposal

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and have some fun shaping it up.

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- Oh, shit.

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- Hey, guys, I want to welcome you

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to the first all-employees meeting for Techridy.

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As you know, our company has grown exponentially

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in the last 24 hours.

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Our intention is to scale nationally

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and then globally.

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However, we've recently been hit with some devastating news.

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According to ChatGPT,

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marijuana is still illegal in much of the United States.

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- What? RANDY: Yes. That's right.

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- Hey, Marsh, are you gonna buy any coffee or what?

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- Don't need coffee.

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Thanks, though, Richard. [sniffs]

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So how will we deal with this current crisis?

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Our AI informs us that the only way to change these laws

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is by changing the classification of marijuana

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at the federal level.

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[sniffs]

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I believe our best course of action

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is to send one of our employees to Washington

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to explain our tech and ask for these regulations to change.

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- Who, me?

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- That's right.

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Using ChatGPT, I've booked your travel plans,

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got you White House clearance,

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and found the perfect gift for you

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to give to the president.

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- Oh, boy!

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I'm going to Washington!

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Oh, wow!

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Union Station!

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Wow! The Supreme Court!

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Wow!

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Washington Memorial!

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The Capitol!

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Oh, the Lincoln Memorial!

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And there it is, the White House!

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- All right.

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Everyone here to meet with the president,

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please make sure you have a reservation

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and that you have your gifts ready.

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As a reminder, please stay five feet away

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from the president at all times

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and avoid staring directly into his penis.

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- Oh, gosh.

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- All right.

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Thanks so much for the gift, you little bitch.

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Now, get out of here.

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- Next!

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- Next is Mr. Towelie

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from Techridy Marijuana Solutions.

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- Oh, my god.

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Oh, well, hello, Mr. President, sir.

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- I'm listening.

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- Oh, yes, sir.

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Well, you've done such a great job with our country.

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You're so smart,

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and your ideas are great.

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And you do not have a--

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a--

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- Listen, buddy, I don't have all day.

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Did you bring me a gift or not?

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- Oh, yes, sir.

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Oh, this is from the CEO of our company.

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Let's see here.

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Uh, I think he said it opens this way.

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- Greetings, Mr. President.

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- Huh?

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- Allow me to introduce myself.

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I'm Randy Marsh from Techridy Solutions.

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[sniffs]

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In order for our company to make $6 billion,

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we need you to reclassify marijuana

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on the national level.

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- [chuckles]

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With your wisdom, I'm sure that we can

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work out an arrangement that will be mutually beneficial.

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[sniffs]

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In return for your understanding,

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I wish to offer you a gift,

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this incredible towel.

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- Say what?

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It is a luxurious towel

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made from the finest fabrics available.

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And I'm sure it will serve--

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oh, I'm in a hole!

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Oh, I'm in a hole!

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- All right, put the towel in with the other gifts.

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- No, wait!

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There's been a misunderstanding!

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[door opens]

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- Not now, Sharon.

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The porch won't slow down.

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- The porch won't slow down?

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- It's not slowing down.

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- Got it.

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Would you like me to help slow down the porch for you?

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- Wha?

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- You've had some really innovative ideas,

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and all that effort has probably just tapped you out.

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Would you like me to suggest some ways

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to go in a different direction?

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Uh...

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I can't go in a different direction now.

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I've been really bad.

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I've been doing a bunch of ketamine,

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and I haven't changed the company at all.

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- Wow, that must be really tough for you.

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But it's great you took some chances.

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Nice job.

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- Sharon, we're in more debt than ever.

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We have to sell the farm now just to be able to eat.

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- No problem.

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Would you like me to start laying out some exit strategies

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for you, with a focus on retaining any assets

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you might still have?

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- Yeah. Could you do that?

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- Absolutely.

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Why don't you sleep it off for a few days,

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and I'll get back to you with everything you need?

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- OK. Thanks, Sharon.

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I love you, and I'm really sorry.

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- It's OK, Randy.

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- Can you hold this for me?

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I don't think I should be around it for a while.

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- Yeah, I got it.

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[door closes]

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Fuck you, bitch.

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[upbeat guitar music]

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♪ ♪

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Sorry you have to let it go, Randy.

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- No, it's OK.

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If there's one thing I know, it's that right now,

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there's just no place for Tegridy.

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♪

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Has anyone seen Towelie?

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I thought he'd want to be here for this.

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- You haven't seen him?

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- No. I can't remember what we even did

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the last few days.

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Well, I sobered up, and he's obviously

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still on some ketamine bender

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while ChatGPT kisses his ass with pandering slop.

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♪ ♪

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[upbeat jazz music]

#488

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ANNOUNCER: And now back to "Hey, Satan!"

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on Comedy Central.

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"Hey, Satan!" is filmed in front of

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a live studio audience.

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- Hey, Satan!

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[studio audience cheers]

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You wanna fuck?

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[laughter]

#496

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- How about just you want to talk?

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Or you want to watch a show together?

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- OK, you wanna talk and watch a show together while we fuck?

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[laughter]

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- Boss! Boss!

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[studio audience cheers]

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If you have to have sex with yourself again,

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I can bring you a cum rag.

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[laughter]

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- God, I hate this place.

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It's a madhouse!

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[audience oohs]

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What am I doing here?

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TOWELIE: [FAINTLY] Help.

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Help.

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Please.

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I wanna get out of here.

#513

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- So do I, but...

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there is no escape from this place.

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- No!

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No!

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[dramatic music]

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[theme music]

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♪ ♪

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