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Well... [chuckles]
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#276
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Thanks for having us, Ms. Holmes.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#277
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We think your product might be a great addition
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#278
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to our chain of drug stores.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#279
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Just keep in mind I may have to duck out
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#280
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if somebody needs to get into the eyedrops case.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#281
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Well, we won't take up too much of your time.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#282
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I'm sure you are going to find our machine is a perfect fit for your stores.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#283
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Eh, I don't know about that.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#284
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We already have a machine from Dr. Scholl's
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#285
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that tells you whether or not you need Dr. Scholl's.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#286
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I don't see medical science getting much more sophisticated than that.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#287
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Gentlemen, people used to say it was impossible to run tests
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#288
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on a single drop of blood.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#289
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Well, I fired those people and hired new ones.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#290
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And now, behold.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#291
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[machine whirring]
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#292
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- [machine beeps] - Ooh. Science noise.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#293
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With just one drop of blood,
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#294
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our device can tell you exactly which Sopranos character you are
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#295
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without having to take a dumb quiz written by a social media intern.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#296
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Why Sopranos?
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#297
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Because my company is like a criminal enterprise.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#298
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- All right. - And for no particular reason,
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#299
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I'm gonna be behind this curtain for the entire demonstration.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#300
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All we need is a tiny blood sample.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#301
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[whirring, beeping]
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#302
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Ooh, it's doing stuff.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#303
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[beeping]
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#304
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This says "Artie Bucco." Who's that?
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#305
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- [Sunny] Bald guy at the restaurant. - Oh, yeah.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#306
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[Sunny] He and Tony were friends growing up.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#307
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Ah, right, right, right.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#308
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I'm not sure this machine is for us.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#309
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Just a sec. Let me, uh, recalibrate something.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#310
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[machine beeping]
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#311
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"Tony." All right.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#312
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Now this is [bleep] Walgreens.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#313
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Members of the Quizznos family,
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#314
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thanks to you, the device is a huge success.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#315
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All the Walgreens executives love it.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#316
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In fact, the company ordered an additional 80,000 machines.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#317
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I told them we'd have them ready by 2:30 today.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#318
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It's 2:05. So, chop, chop.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#319
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Wait! I know why people love the machine so much.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#320
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It's giving out too many false positives.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#321
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Just look at the data!
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#322
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It's telling everyone they're a Tony.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#323
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