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Well, after taxes and with your bonuses,
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it looks like you've got about $10 grand a month to spend.
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- Oh, I do? - Yes.
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And your nut's up to about $12 grand a month.
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But my nut was only $8 grand a week ago.
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Right. But you got a good-paying job.
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You see, as you make more money,
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your nut actually gets bigger.
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How is that possible?
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It's all right.
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If you can just get a few more bonuses,
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we can refinance the house, divide that
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by the number of Mexicans you detained, and, of course,
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compound any Costa Ricans you might incur to the--
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Freeze! Nobody move!
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Here he is over here.
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Come on, Mackey. Need to talk to you outside.
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Talk to me? About what?
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What's this all about?
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Congratulations, recruit.
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I talked to the president about your accomplishments,
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and he says he wants to help you with your nut.
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Really? He does?
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We have orders to get you on a plane.
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The President wants to thank you personally.
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Congratulations.
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He's invited you to Mar-a-Lago.
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Relax! Take a load off!
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Boss, the plane is here
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from Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
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I know, stupid. Let's go.
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Welcome to Mar-a-Lago.
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Oh, thank you, Mr. President.
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What is his fantasy, boss?
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Will you get out of here?
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Listen, buddy, I want to offer you
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an incredible opportunity.
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How would you like to make more money
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than you ever thought possible?
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Well, I do have a pretty huge nut.
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Now, that's the kind of talk I like.
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Mar-a-Lago's for everyone that's got a nut.
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I'm giving you a promotion.