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[Valentino] Well, this just got interesting.
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It's fuck you "up"... Dad.
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Wait, what did I say? [fight effort]
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So, this is what you've been up to since Eden?
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Gotta say, you really let yourself go buddy.
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[Adam laughs] You judgin' me? You're the most hated being in all of creation!
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Well, your first wife didn't seem to hate what I had to offer,
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or the second. Bow-chicka-wow-wow.
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[Adam] I'll fuckin' end you!!
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Woah, missed me! [horse whinnies]
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Hoohoo, not even close.
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Hehehehe! Nice try, douchebag!
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[Adam] Hold still, you slippery fucker!
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[intense dramatic music]
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-[Adam laughs] -[Charlie] Dad! Look out!
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Woah, wait, what the fuck?!
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[Adam yells] [music calms]
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[Lucifer] You come at me , and my daughter ,
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don't forget you're in my house bitch! [thumps]
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[gently] He's had enough.
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[Lucifer pants] Alright.
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How's mercy taste, you little bitch?
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You don't get to end this. [pants]
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I'm fucking Adam! I'm the fucking man,
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and you're just some fucking clown or something.
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I started everything on Earth.
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All of mankind came from these fucking nuts.
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You all should be worshiping me,
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you ungrateful, disgusting, fucking losers!
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[squelches] [Adam wails]
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[Vaggie] Woah! [Lucifer] Hey, you got something...
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sticking out of your... Your thing there.
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[drips] [Charlie] Niffty?!
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Stab! Stab! Stab! [maniacal laughter]
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[emotive music] Noooo!