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Hazbin Hotel

Season 1, Episode 8 — The Show Must Go On

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Hazbin Hotel

Episode title: The Show Must Go On

Air date: February 01, 2024

Director: Vivienne Medrano

Top billed cast: Stephanie Beatriz, Alex Brightman, Keith David, Kimiko Glenn, Erika Henningsen, Blake Roman

All bets are off as the confrontation between the legions of Heaven and Hell begins.

Source: TMDB

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[opening credit music]

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[Sir Pentious] Teamwork makes the dream work!

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They're going to fight?

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Oh, my God. Ha ha ha ha!

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Oh. Looks like your little hotel didn't work out so well.

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[chuckles]

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[gentle music]

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[Charlie sighs] Oh, I wish my mom was here to see this.

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[Vaggie] The cannibals seem ready to fight.

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Are we?

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[Sir Pentious] Fear not, damsels.

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I shall have the staff ready for victorious combat!

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[Vaggie] What in the hell are you supposed to be?

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General Pentious, reporting for duty.

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I'll turn those rapscallions into soldiers in no time at all.

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Thank you, Pen.

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What can I do to help?

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I'm glad you asked, soldier.

asked glad soldier

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The base needs fortifications.

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Reinforce the southern wall.

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Create a moat around the perimeter

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to stop a ground assault.

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[Charlie] How about this? If you see an angel, stab it.

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[Niffty] Oooohh...[evil chuckle]

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Stab! Stab! Stab!

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-[Angel] Hey, hey, hey, hey. -[Charlie] Not Him!

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[Niffty giggles]

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[Vaggie in a drill sergeant manner] Listen up, sinners!

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We got twenty four hours before the extermination begins

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Let's get to work. [epic music]

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-[Vaggie] So, you wanna aim here, here...

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-[Vox] Oh, they suck. -[Sir Pentious] Yes.

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-Watch this .

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-[ Vox laughing] Oh they suck so bad

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[epic music continues] [Vox] Oh, God.

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They're going to fucking die.

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They're-- They're going to die.

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[mic feeds back] Hello?

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I want to thank everyone for coming.

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Even people who aren't staying here yet...Cherri.

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Look, I can't resist a fight, okay?

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Especially when I get to tag team with this fuckhead.

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Tomorrow, the exorcist angels will face a Hell ready to defend itself and win.

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[Vaggie] Yeah!

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Yeah, we will! Tell 'em, baby!

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Yes. And we are-- we are going to win!

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But in case we don't,

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I want you all to know... that getting to know you

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has been the biggest honor of my life.

biggest honor life

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Whatever redemption really means,

redemption

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[emotive music] I know you all tried.

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I have seen the good in all of you.

seen

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And it's...

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I--I'm just...

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[gushes] I love you all... so much,

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and-- and live tonight however you want because--

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We're all going to die! Hahahah!

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[Vaggie] All right, let's give it up for not dying!

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Love not dying! Drinks?

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-[Vaggie] I mean, personally, I'm excited. It's been a long time since I stabbed anyone

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and really meant it, you know what I mean?

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-[Cherri Bomb] Cheers, bitches! -[Husk] Yeah!

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[ice clinks in drinks] [Angel] Here's to us!

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[Sir Pentious] Here's to being alive today and not dying tomorrow.

alive dying pentious today tomorrow

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-[all cheers] -[Cherri Bomb] Chug, chug, chug!

bomb cheers cherri cherri-bomb chug chug-chug chug-chug-chug

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[Alastor] Ah, the celebratory night before a courageous last stand.

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It's been a surprising thrill to witness these wayward souls find connection.

connection souls surprising thrill witness

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Almost makes one sentimental, eh Niffty?

makes niffty sentimental

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I really like them, Alastor.

alastor

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They let me put on roach puppet shows without booing!

booing puppet shows

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Ahh, an enjoyable collective to be around.

collective

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I admit one could get accustomed.

accustomed admit

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[Niffty] I dub thee King Roach.

king niffty thee

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Oh, to understand your twisted little mind. Hahaha.

hahaha mind twisted

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[both laugh]

laugh

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Last day of afterlife, [gentle music]

afterlife gentle gentle-music music

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and you're not off snorting a line off some hunk's abs?

line

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Ehh, you fucked one cannibal pool boy, you fucked 'em all.

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I guess you have changed.

changed

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Hey, Charlie said live tonight however we wanted,

charlie live tonight wanted

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so pour me a fresh one, and let's get to living.

fresh living pour

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[Angel chuckles]

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[Sir Pentious] Miss Bomb...?

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-Cherri? -Yeah.

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[romantic piano music] I want to tell you... that I...

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I love...

love

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I'd love to wish you good luck in the battle ahead.

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Okay.

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You are... Have always been a worthy opponent.

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With the most...

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brilliant explosive contraptions I've ever seen.

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Uh... Thanks?

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Anyway, I guess--

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[Sir Pentious speaking quickly] Please don't die tomorrow. Okay. Bye.

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[Angel] Ya know, you could totally tap that.

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Tss, don't be gross. [slurps drink]

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Cuz, you know, I hear he's got two dicks.

dicks

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...Huh!

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[Charlie sobs] [melancholy music]

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-[Vaggie] Charlie? -[Charlie] Um,

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I'm sorry... I'm...

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I'm just so scared.

scared

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What if we lose?

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[romantic ballad music] ♪ You've already done so much ♪

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♪ So many lives you've changed ♪

changed lives

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♪ So many souls you touched ♪

souls touched

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♪ And in the end ♪

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♪ If it's only me you've saved ♪

saved

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[Charlie and Vaggie sing together] ♪ There's something that ♪

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♪ I've been dying to say ♪

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[ballad gentle builds] ♪ More than anything ♪

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♪ More than anything ♪

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♪ Need you to know I love you more than anything ♪

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♪ More than anything ♪

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[kissing softly]

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[Adam] Extermination Day is here, bitches.

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We're going to go down and exterminate demon ass!

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[Lute] Destroy that ass!

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Prepare to slaughter every sinner in that shit hotel,

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and you all remember, Vaggie?!

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[Exorcists] Boo! [Exorcist] We hate her!

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[Lute] Rip Vaggie's cunt mouth out her ass!

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[Adam] Would you just-- ju-- chill, Lute. Fuck.

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Anyway, whoever brings me Vaggie's head gets...

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Uh... I dunno, a million Heaven bucks. How about that, huh?

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[Exorcists cheer]

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Haha, yeah!

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Ladies, let's fuck shit up!

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[screams in a rockstar style] ATTACK!

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[Lute] FORWARD!

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[Exorcists scream]

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[sinister music]

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Here they come.

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Get ready, everyone.

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We fight together!

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[tense indistinct muffles]

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[Niffty giggles]

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[Cherri Bomb] Come on, let's go!

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[Vox] Oh, oh. Oh. This is going to be good.

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[Vaggie shouts] NOW! FOR YOUR SOULS!

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[war cries]

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[Charlie] Let's fuck them up!

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[epic music] [Metal clashes]

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[Cannibal] Arrgh, take that!

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[menacingly] Let the slaughter begin.

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[Alastor laughs]

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[dramatic music] [Angel laughs]

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[fighting continues]

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[Adam] The fuck?!

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[Lute] They appear to have some kind of shield, sir!

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Oh, really? I didn't see this giant fucking shield in front of me,

front fucking giant shield

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You dumb bitch. No shit!

bitch dumb dumb-bitch

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[metal swords clank]

metal swords

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[music soars]

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[Adam] That's how they can kill us?! With our own weapons!?

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Fucking weak, dude.

fucking weak

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[Lute roars]

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[machineguns fire] [Angel laughs]

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[Angel] Come'n get some!

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[Cherri Bomb] Eat shrapnel, fuckers! [laughs]

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All angelic weapons fire at will!

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Hey, yelling while fighting doesn't help.

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[Maniacal laughter]

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[Charlie] Alastor's shield is working !

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Trying to focus, sweetie!

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We might actually have a chance.

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Love the optimism. Still trying to focus.

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[fight effort]

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I'm fucking over this.

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[epic music] [punches]

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[sinister epic music]

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[gasps] [Angel] Fuck!

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Oh no!

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[Adam pants and coughs] [satisfied laugh]

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[music fades]

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[Vox] Oh, fuck! I am so hard right now.

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[pensive music] [Alastor] Adam.

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First man, next to die.

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Who the fuck are you?

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Alastor.

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Pleasure to be meeting you.

meeting pleasure

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Quite a pleasure.

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[music starts to crescendo] I'm about to end your fucking life.

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Nice voice. Don't you know jazz is for pussies ?

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[dramatic music]

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[fight effort]

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Nah ah ah!

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You really think you can take me on?

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A mortal soul is no match for me, edge-lord.

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[Alastor] You should know better than anyone what a soul can accomplish

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when they take charge of their own fate.

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[Adam] Arrgh!

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Ohohoho, think you're tough shit, huh?

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[Alastor] Tougher than you!

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Hahahaha! You lack discipline, control, and worst,

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[menacingly] you're sloppy!

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And you're... fuck--

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fuck you... you red piece of f--

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too much fucking red... fuck...

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Shut up!

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[Alastor] Hahaha! Poetry.

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Grr, I'm going to wipe that shit eating grin off your face

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'cause radio is fuckin' dead!

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What just happened?

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Ffffuck.

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[Alastor] Arrgh!

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[groans]

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[Vox] Yes!! Fuck you Alastor!

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Ha ha ha ha.

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This is better than sex.

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Have to disagree with you there.

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Radio's not dead,

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but it is ending this broadcast.

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[Adam laughs] Bye, bitch.

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No! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!! Pussy.

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Right flank advance! Left flank, watch your six.

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Ladies! There are more coming up on your right.

coming ladies

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Get ready for them Vagatha!

ready

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Not my name! But, got it.

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[Charlie] Sorry! Sorry.

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[Charlie] Sorry--

charlie

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Sorry, sorry!

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[Vaggie] Now's not the time for that babe!

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Oh, right.

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Die motherfuckers!

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[Husk] These fuckin' angels won't stop comin'.

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-[Angel] Hah! -Okay, I walked right into that one.

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Hold that thought.

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[whimpering]

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[fight effort]

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[Angel laughs]

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You alright squirt?

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I nearly scrambled myself.

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Get somewhere safe. Arrgh!

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[Adam] Suck my holy light, fuckers! Yeah!

adam fuckers holy light suck

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What? Alastor was supposed to handle him.

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Oh, no, he must be--

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[shots blast]

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[Vaggie] We aren't going to last long unless we do something about him.

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[Sir Pentious] Of course.

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I'm trying to fight here! You out of your fucking mind?

fight fucking mind

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Yes.

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[explosion] [romantic music]

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Miss Cherry Bomb,

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I love you.

love

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Remember meeee!

remember

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That was kind of hot.

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[Sir Pentious] Eggs, activate thrusters, and charge the death ray.

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Yes, sir.

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Pentious?

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[Angel] That crazy motherfucker.

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[Egg Boi] Target in range.

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Fire.

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[Adam] Oh, whoop!

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[explosion] [chuckles]

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That coulda been ugly.

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[Charlie screams] Noooo!

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[despondent music]

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-[Angel] Fuck... -[Charlie sobs] No.

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-[Angel] You did good, buddy. -[Charlie] No, no, no.

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[Vaggie] Charlie, I'm so sorry.

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[Charlie growls]

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Razzle! Dazzle!

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[dramatic music]

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[Dragon roars]

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[Charlie] Let's ride.

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[Husk] Yeah! Get 'em!

husk

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[epic music]

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[Charlie] Forward!

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Go, Razzle, go!

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Oh, look who thinks they're bad ass now.

thinks

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[Lute chuckles] The traitor came to die.

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[dragon roars] [Vaggie] No!!

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[glass smashes]

glass glass-smashes smashes

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[Vaggie groans]

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[Lute] Before I take your life,

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I'm going to tear that other eye out of your face.

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Try it, bitch. [fight bell dings]

bell bell-dings bitch dings fight

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[swords clank]

swords

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[Vaggie and Lute strain]

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[vaggie screams]

screams vaggie

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[intense music] [strains]

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Vaggie!

vaggie

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Surprise, bitch!

bitch surprise

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[Charlie screams]

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[thud]

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[Adam] Risking your immortal life for sinners?

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That's some crazy shit, even for Lucifer's brat!

brat crazy lucifers

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[emotive music] These sinners are my family.

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[mocking] "These sinners are my famwy."

mocking sinners

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Do you even hear yourself?

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You shoulda stayed in your place, girlie--

girlie place shoulda stayed

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-Arrgh! Shit! [Charlie roars]

arrgh charlie roars

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[glass smashes]

glass glass-smashes smashes

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[Charlie] That's Princess of Hell to you, pig!

charlie princess

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The fuck? That hurt.

fuck hurt

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[tense music]

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Heh hahaha, okay.

hahaha

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[Vaggie] Arrgh. [spear clanks to the ground]

arrgh ground spear vaggie

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[Vaggie strains]

strains vaggie

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[Lute chuckles] You always were weak.

chuckles lute weak

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[Vaggie yelps in pain]

pain vaggie yelps

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So I'll spare you the pain of seeing your demon bitch die.

bitch demon pain seeing spare

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[Vaggie strains]

strains vaggie

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[intense music]

intense intense-music music

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[Lute screams]

lute screams

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Do it, then. Correct your mistake.

correct mistake

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Seriously, you're pathetic, you know that?

pathetic

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Ready to die rather than accepting mercy?

accepting mercy ready

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No, live.

live

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Live knowing that you only do because I let you...

knowing live

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The failure.

failure

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[Charlie screams in the distance]

charlie charlie-screams distance screams

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[Vaggie gasps]

gasps vaggie

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EeeaaaaaUUUUAAGGHHH!!

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[fight effort] [Adam laughs]

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[Charlie] Let...me...go!

charlie

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This fight was cute n' all, but it's time to die with the rest of them.

cute fight rest

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[Charlie chokes]

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Charlie!

charlie

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[Adam laughs evilly]

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[thump] [Adam screams]

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[glass smashes]

glass glass-smashes smashes

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[music swells] Dad?

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Sorry I wasn't here sooner, sweetie.

sooner sweetie

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[Adam] Huh? Okay, seriously?

adam

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How many of you freaks do I have to fight?!

fight freaks

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[sinister music] Oh, I'm the only one that matters.

matters music sinister sinister-music

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See, you messed with my daughter,

daughter messed

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and now I am going to fuck you!

fuck

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[silence]

silence

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[Valentino] Well, this just got interesting.

interesting valentino

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It's fuck you "up"... Dad.

fuck

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Wait, what did I say? [fight effort]

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[energetic music]

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So, this is what you've been up to since Eden?

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Gotta say, you really let yourself go buddy.

buddy

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[Adam laughs] You judgin' me? You're the most hated being in all of creation!

adam adam-laughs creation hated laughs

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Well, your first wife didn't seem to hate what I had to offer,

hate offer wife

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or the second. Bow-chicka-wow-wow.

chicka second

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[Adam] I'll fuckin' end you!!

adam fuckin

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Woah, missed me! [horse whinnies]

horse missed woah

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Hoohoo, not even close.

close

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Hehehehe! Nice try, douchebag!

douchebag

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[Adam] Hold still, you slippery fucker!

adam fucker slippery

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[fight effort]

effort fight fight-effort

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[intense dramatic music]

dramatic dramatic-music intense music

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[Charlie] Ahhh!!

ahhh charlie

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[Lucifer] I got you!

lucifer

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-[Adam laughs] -[Charlie] Dad! Look out!

adam adam-laughs charlie laughs

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Huh?

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[Charlie strains]

charlie strains

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Woah, wait, what the fuck?!

fuck woah

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[dramatic music]

dramatic dramatic-music music

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[Adam yells] [music calms]

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[Lucifer] You come at me , and my daughter ,

daughter lucifer

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don't forget you're in my house bitch! [thumps]

bitch forget house

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[Lucifer laughs]

laughs lucifer

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Whoa, whoa, Dad.

whoa whoa-whoa

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[gently] He's had enough.

gently

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[Lucifer pants] Alright.

alright lucifer pants

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How's mercy taste, you little bitch?

bitch mercy taste

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[Adam] No...

adam

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You don't get to end this. [pants]

pants

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I'm fucking Adam! I'm the fucking man,

adam fucking

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and you're just some fucking clown or something.

clown fucking

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I started everything on Earth.

earth started

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All of mankind came from these fucking nuts.

fucking fucking-nuts mankind nuts

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You all should be worshiping me,

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you ungrateful, disgusting, fucking losers!

disgusting fucking losers ungrateful

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[squelches] [Adam wails]

adam wails

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[Vaggie] Woah! [Lucifer] Hey, you got something...

lucifer vaggie woah

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sticking out of your... Your thing there.

sticking

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[drips] [Charlie] Niffty?!

charlie drips niffty

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Stab! Stab! Stab! [maniacal laughter]

laughter maniacal stab stab-stab

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[Vox] Holy shit!

holy

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Blood! Ha ha ha!

blood

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[emotive music] Noooo!

music noooo

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Sir?! Sir?!

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Stay with me, sir.

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[shouts] Adam!

adam shouts

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[Charlie] It's over.

charlie

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Take your little friends

friends

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[evil shout] and go home!

evil home shout

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[pleasantly] Please.

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[poignant music] Retreat.

music poignant poignant-music retreat

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All exorcists fall back.

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So... who's up for pancakes?

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[news sting] Good evening.

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Breaking news. Extermination day is canceled.

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Charlie Morningstar managed to fend off the angelic attack

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with more than just nice words.

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In an unseen turn of events,

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our demonic head honcho Lucifer stepped in

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to save his daughter's ass in the last moment.

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We're also hearing reports that Adam, leader of the Angelic Legions,

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first man and totally fuckable bad boy,

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has been slain by a filthy janitor.

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The janitor said, quote,

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"Charlie told me to stab, so I did."

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[gentle melancholy music]

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[Charlie] Oh, there, there. It's...[sighs]

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It's okay.

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[squeals]

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[downbeat music] [Charlie] ♪ He did it for us ♪

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♪ The ultimate sacrifice ♪

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♪ He gave me his trust ♪

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♪ And look how we pay the price ♪

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♪ This bloodshed could have been avoided ♪

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♪ If I convinced Heaven to work together ♪

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♪ I took a hotel and I destroyed it ♪

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♪ I know I could have done better ♪

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♪ Better instead of letting you down ♪

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[Lucifer] ♪ Come on little lady ♪

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♪ Why the frown? ♪

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♪ In the last 10,000 years ♪

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♪ You're the first one to change this town ♪

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♪ You can do this ♪

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♪ Now I know it ♪

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♪ For your story has just begun ♪

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♪ You can't quit now ♪ hell, you owe it ♪

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♪ There's still damage to be undone ♪

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♪ You've changed my mind ♪

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♪ You've touched their hearts ♪

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♪ Found the good and souls gone bad ♪

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♪ The stage is wrecked ♪

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♪ The crowd is gone ♪

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♪ But by God Charlie ♪

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♪ The show it must go on ♪ [music builds]

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[all together] ♪ We can do this ♪

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♪ We can build it ♪

build

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♪ Best hotel that you've ever seen ♪

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♪ Twice the bedrooms ♪

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♪ We can fill it ♪

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♪ With more sinners than you can dream ♪

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♪ It starts with you ♪

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♪ You know it's true ♪

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♪ Fulfill your destiny ♪

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♪ So long as I've got all of you with me ♪

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[upbeat pop music]

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[Niffty] ♪ To build a hotel I think we need some brick and lumber ♪

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♪ Good thing we're in Hell, check out this little magic number ♪

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[Angel] ♪ Start with foundation ♪

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[Lucifer] ♪ A remedial creation for me ♪

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[Niffty, Angel and Lucifer] ♪ It's as easy as can be ♪

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[Charlie] ♪ No time for cryin' we got a lot of work to do and ♪

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♪ We gotta try and make the best of what's in ruins ♪

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[Vaggie] ♪ New coat of paint ♪

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[Husk] ♪ New lights across the marquee ♪

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[Charlie, Vaggie and Husk] ♪ With a little sorcery ♪

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[music stabs] [Vox] ♪ After the battle masterless cattle ♪

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[Vox and Valentino] ♪ Overlords hanging by a thread ♪

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♪ With a bit of bravado maybe tomorrow ♪

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♪ We'll will be atop the heap ♪

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[Valentino] ♪ While the rest of Hell's pissing ♪

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[Vox] ♪ Alastor's missing ♪

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[Valentino and Vox] ♪ Fled with his tail between his legs ♪

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♪ Nature abhors a power vacuum ♪

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♪ It leaves room for you and me ♪

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♪ The future of Hell belongs to the Vees ♪

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[evil laugh]

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[downbeat music] ♪ This place is reeks of death ♪

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[Alastor] ♪ There's a chill in the air ♪

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♪ And I barely escaped being killed by a hair ♪

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♪ " Great Alastor Altruist died for his friends" ♪

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[angrily] ♪ Sorry to disappoint ♪

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♪ That is not where this ends ♪

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♪ I'm hungry for freedom like never before ♪

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♪ The constraints of my deal surely you have a back door ♪

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♪ Once I figure out how to unclip my wings ♪

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♪ Guess who will be pulling ♪

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[Music crescendos] ♪ All the strings ♪ [Laughs]

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-[All] ♪ We can do this ♪ -[Charlie] ♪ We can do this ♪

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-[All] ♪ We'll be better ♪ -[Charlie] ♪ We'll be better ♪

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[All] ♪ Though redemption may take a while ♪

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-[Charlie] ♪ Though it may take a while ♪ -[All] ♪ Wayward sinners ♪

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♪ Clear their ledger ♪

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[Alastor] ♪ And we're doing it with a smile ♪

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♪ Yeah ♪

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[Charlie] ♪ We've made a difference wait and see ♪

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[Charlie and Vaggie] ♪ We're gonna do this you and me ♪

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[Charlie, Vaggie, Angel and Husk] ♪ And then tomorrow it will be ♪

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♪ A fuckin' happy day ♪

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[All] ♪ In Hell ♪

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[song ends]

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[ethereal sting]

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What--? Where?... Where am I?!

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Oh, hello. [Emily squeaks]

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[waves splash]

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[footsteps approach]

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[gentle harp plays] [Lute] Adam is dead.

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Your deal is done and I'm in charge now.

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Your brat is threatening the very foundation of Heaven.

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And if you want to stay here,

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you're going down there and stopping that bitch.

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You understand me,

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Lilith? [ominous music]

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[end credit music]

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