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Then I kind of got addicted to the idea
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of controlling every minute detail of a person's life.
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Get down, Mav!
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I also replaced your weapons with gender reveal things.
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That is the last thing, though, I swear.
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Hello, Maverick.
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You guys are the bad guys? Why?
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Why do you think?
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We were important parts of that first movie,
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and you just tossed all the women aside.
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Yet you somehow figured out how to keep in a guy
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who's literally unable to speak.
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This is all a big misunderstanding, and I can fix it.
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They're talking about doing another Jerry Maguire.
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How would you like to be the fat head kid's grandma?
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And you can be Minority Report's grandma.
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I got grandma parts for all of you.
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How come you get to be a 60-year-old action star
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and we have to be grandmas?
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We can do action, too, you know.
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And we're gonna prove it right now.
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Let me just put on my reading glasses, hold on.
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Wait. You're right.
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You both brought up some painful memories,
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What if I told you that, through a series of audits,
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I can help you go clear and liberate the thetan
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trapped inside your astral shell?
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Is that like horoscopes?
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It is kind of like stars and space stuff.
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Yeah, if you want, I can go grab an E-meter from my plane.
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You know, I have been feeling a little off
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since the last half-moon.
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Okay, be quick.
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- I can't believe they fell for that crap. - Oh, yeah, such crap,
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definitely not something I've left two families over.
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What are you doing, Mav?
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I'm getting us out of here.
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You sure this old thing can even fly?
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It's not that old.
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Look at its full head of log cabin brown hair.
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I know horoscopes are a little flimflammy,
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but people act like they're fortune cookies...
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Damn it, they're stealing that very young plane!
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We're never gonna lose 'em in this thing.
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We can't take much more of this.
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We're gonna have to eject.