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Family Guy

Season 23, Episode 1 — Fat Gun

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♪ It seems today that all you see ♪

seems seems-today today

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♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪

movies violence

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♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪

fashioned fashioned-values values

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[all] ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪

rely used

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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪

family lucky

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♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪

lucky positively

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♪ All the things that make us ♪

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♪ Laugh and cry! ♪

laugh

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[all] ♪ He's a family guy! ♪

family

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[♪ triumphant music playing]

music music-playing playing triumphant triumphant-music triumphant-music-playing

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Come on, Slider, let's get some air.

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Hot in here, right?

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Oh, now she's wiping down bottles.

bottles wiping

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She's running out the clock on me.

clock running

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[♪ romantic music playing]

music music-playing playing romantic romantic-music

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[microphone feedback echoes]

echoes feedback microphone microphone-feedback

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♪ You never close your eyes ♪

close eyes

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♪ Anymore when I kiss your lips ♪

anymore kiss lips

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No, thank you. Not interested.

interested

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♪ You're trying hard not to show it ♪

hard

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Guys, please.

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♪ Baby ♪

baby

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A complete misfire.

complete

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♪ But, baby ♪

baby

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I'm saying no!

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♪ Believe me, I know it ♪

believe

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I did not ask for this.

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♪ You've lost that loving feeling... ♪

feeling lost loving

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Eighty visibly-aroused servicemen

aroused eighty

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are trying to pressure me into a sexual relationship.

pressure relationship sexual

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♪ That loving feeling... ♪

feeling loving

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Ah, what the hell.

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It's an '80s movie, so after ten nos,

movie

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I have to be your girlfriend.

girlfriend

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[all cheering]

cheering

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- Yeah, right. - Talk to them, Goose.

goose

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It's true. We gave it the finger.

finger

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Yeah, if you're not a Goodyear, get out of my sky.

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And where exactly did you see this blimp?

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That's classified.

classified

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I also flew over a million miles an hour once.

flew hour miles million million-miles

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- What? When? - Also classified.

classified

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Oh, he's just saying "classified" to cover up obvious lies.

classified cover lies obvious

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No, I'm not. They're all true.

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I'm six feet tall.

feet feet-tall tall

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- Stand up. - Classified!

classified stand

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♪ I'm all right ♪

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♪ Don't nobody worry 'bout me ♪

bout nobody worry

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♪ Why you got to give me a fight? ♪

fight

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♪ Why don't you just let me be? ♪

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- ♪ Let me be ♪ - ♪ I'm all right ♪

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♪ Nobody worry about me ♪

nobody worry

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♪ Why you got to give me a fight? ♪

fight

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♪ Can't you just let it be? ♪

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♪ I'm all right ♪

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- ♪ I'm all right ♪ - ♪ I'm all right ♪

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- Out! - What? That was clearly in.

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It was on the other side of the line.

line side

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You mean the crooked line you made with your foot?

crooked foot line

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Screw that! [grunts]

grunts screw

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That was our only ball.

ball

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All right, all right, sorry, I'll get it.

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Damn it!

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We might need to send this up the chain of command.

chain command might send

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Men, the Navy is nothing if we can't play jean shorts,

jean jean-shorts navy shorts

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shiny-guy volleyball. Any ideas?

ideas shiny volleyball

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What if we bomb it?

bomb

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Bingo bango.

bango bingo

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[beeping]

beeping

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[Peter] I got missile lock. Firing.

firing lock peter

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Yeah! Thanks, taxpayers.

thanks

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Game on.

game

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Oh, here come the fish.

fish

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Wow, that was some good teacher sex.

teacher

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Hey, sorry I yelled, "Talk to me, Goose" when I finished.

finished goose yelled

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Well, I know we've only known each other for a few days,

days known

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and that you've publicly undermined me

publicly

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in front of everyone, but I think

front

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I'm falling for you, Mav.

falling

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And once I get approval from the elders at my church,

approval church elders

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and you're properly vetted,

properly

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I think I'll be falling for you, too.

falling

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I'm just worried about you.

worried

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You need to start playing by the rules.

playing rules start

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If I cared about rules, I wouldn't be lying

cared lying rules

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in this bed dry-crusted to your bedsheets.

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[groans] That's why I gave you the wet wipe.

groans wipe

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You got nothing to worry about, babe.

babe worry

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Goose isn't gonna die like in my very vivid dream,

dream goose

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and you for sure won't be left out of the second movie.

left movie second

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- What? - What?

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So, Charlie, you and Mav are pretty serious, huh?

charlie serious

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I heard he pooped at your house last night.

heard house night pooped

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[chuckles] What?

chuckles

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I've known him for a long time,

known

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and he does not just poop anywhere.

poop

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He's very particular.

particular

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Because Navy toilets don't have doors.

doors navy toilets

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You learn to hold it.

learn

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Goose, can I talk to you a sec?

goose

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Did you tell your wife I had a BM?

wife

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Unless you are a fool, that boy is in love with you.

fool love

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Oh, I like him, but he also keeps spitting out

keeps spitting

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random facts about L. Ron Hubbard.

facts random

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Little bit of a red flag.

flag

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Did you know L. Ron Hubbard was the youngest ever Eagle Scout?

eagle scout youngest

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I don't know if that's true.

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Suppressive person!

person suppressive

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It'll be nice to have another wife in the group,

another group itll wife

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especially for that second movie we'll all definitely be in.

especially movie second

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Hey, Goose, take me to bed

goose

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or lose me forever!

forever lose

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Just so you know, if you do want to lose her forever,

forever lose

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my church is really good at that.

church

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[Brian over radio] This is it, gentlemen.

brian gentlemen radio

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Whoever wins today, wins Top Gun.

today wins

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Good luck.

luck

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'Sup, weenies?

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You left your coffee on top of your plane.

coffee left plane

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Damn it. I can't even without that.

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Kill-your-co-pilot-says "what?"

kill pilot

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What?

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Talk to me, Goose. Where's our target?

goose target

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[Joe] Bogey is two miles, headed away.

headed miles

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Ready to engage. You know, if we're gonna win this thing,

engage ready

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we're gonna need the right flying music.

flying music

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♪ We'll get higher and higher ♪

higher

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♪ Straight up we'll climb... ♪

climb straight

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Eh, I'm not feeling this.

feeling

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What? That was perfect.

perfect

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I just want to check Jammin' 95.5,

check

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Miramar's Party Hits for a sec.

hits party

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We're not supposed to touch the presets, man.

supposed touch

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The Navy said only Easy 97, The Coast.

coast easy navy

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I'm close.

close

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Don't push it, Mav.

push

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Just a little bit more.

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And got it!

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♪ You spin me right round, baby, right round... ♪

baby round spin

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Oh, no, we're stuck in a spin!

spin stuck

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Perfect song, though.

perfect song

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Engine one is out! Change it back!

change engine

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The dial's stuck!

stuck

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♪ Baby, right round... ♪

baby round

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Engine two is out!

engine

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♪ Right round round, round... ♪

round

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We're losing altitude! We're gonna have to eject!

altitude eject losing

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- Pull on three! - Pull on three or after three?

pull three

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- What's the difference? - One is on, one is after.

difference

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Uh, let's just pull on two.

pull

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On or after two?

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Aah!

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Talk to me, Goose.

goose

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You're not talking to me, Goose.

goose

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[DJ] You're listening to Easy 97, The Coast.

coast easy listening

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[♪ nostalgic music playing, Little River Band "Reminiscing"]

band music music-playing playing river

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♪ Hurry, don't be late ♪

hurry late

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♪ I can hardly wait ♪

hardly

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♪ I said to myself ♪

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♪ When we're old ♪

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[♪ "Taps" playing]

playing taps

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Bump.

bump

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Set.

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Spike!

spike

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Bump.

bump

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Set.

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- Spike! - [balls bounce]

balls bounce spike

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Hey. I'm sorry about Goose.

goose

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I want you to know, when he died,

died

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we were more than five miles out,

five five-miles miles

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so I could have done anything I wanted with his body,

body wanted

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but I didn't.

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That does bring me some peace.

bring peace

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Here's his helmet.

helmet

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There's still some blood and brains in it.

blood brains

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Sorry, I washed it at one of those beach foot showers,

beach foot showers washed

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but they're pretty strictly timed.

strictly

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Maybe, um, keep it in that box.

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I promise that I will always be there for you guys,

promise

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and I'll for sure give you a huge part in the next movie.

huge movie part

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- I know-- - Provided both our faces

faces provided

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age proportionally with each other's.

others

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Glad we agreed on that.

agreed glad

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I'm gonna talk to your son for a second.

second

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Hey, your dad loved you very much.

loved

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And you're gonna grow up to have a stupid mustache

grow mustache stupid

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just like him one day.

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- You think so? - I know so.

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[♪ sad music playing]

music music-playing playing

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[sniffs]

sniffs

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Maverick, I'm sorry about Goose.

goose maverick

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[sniffs] Everybody liked him.

everybody liked sniffs

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[sniffs]

sniffs

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Smells like balls in here.

balls smells

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Let's get ready to fly now!

ready

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- I quit. - What? Are you serious?

quit serious

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Yeah. All I ever wanted was to be a pilot,

pilot wanted

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but now I think I want to be a guy

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who turns on roller coasters.

coasters roller turns

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It looks easy, and I can do it drunk.

drunk easy

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I know you're sad about Goose,

goose

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but you're too good a pilot to quit.

pilot quit

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And we need your help for a special mission

mission special

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against an unnamed country who's our enemy.

country enemy

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Ooh, I hate those guys.

hate

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Yeah, what they did was not okay.

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What do you say? Will you fly?

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No. I'm too sad about Goose,

goose

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so I'm gonna go sulk in some of my other movies for a while.

movies

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You want answers?

answers

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- I want the Goose! - You can't handle the Goose!

goose handle

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Show me the money!

money

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Talk to me, Goose.

goose

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I think I might have the wrong number!

might number

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Hey, what's the weight limit on these lower-y things, Goose?

goose limit lower weight

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May I have the password, please?

password

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- "Talk to me, Goose"? - No, that's not it.

goose

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- "Goose, talk to me"? - No.

goose

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- It's something with "Goose." - It's not. You must leave.

goose must

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Can I please stay for the sex party?

party

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I already Binaca'd my stuff like the sign on the wall said.

sign stuff wall

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- "The Goose is loose." - Go!

goose loose

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Okay, I'm done being sad,

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and I'm ready for the big final mission now.

final mission ready

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Maverick? We flew that mission 35 years ago.

flew maverick mission years

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You've been sulking for three decades.

decades three

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Oh. So, is this still Top Gun?

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No. This is Top Gun: Maverick.

maverick

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It's completely different and exactly the same.

completely

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I'm glad you're back.

glad

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Yet another unnamed country that is our enemy

another country enemy

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is planning something big.

planning

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Oh. [growls] Them.

growls

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We need you to help train a new crop of pilots for the mission.

crop mission pilots train

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I appreciate the offer, sir, but I can't accept.

accept appreciate offer

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I understand.

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Then we'll need to take back your Navy-issued lifts

issued lifts navy

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that make you everyone else's height.

elses height

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No, no, no, that... No, no, that-- No, that's fine.

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- I... I can, I can teach. - Good.

teach

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Oh, there's one other thing you should know.

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One of the pilots you'll be training is Goose's son.

pilots training

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- [music stops] - Who's Goose?

goose music music-stops stops

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What? Goose.

goose

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The guy you just spent 35 years mourning.

mourning spent years

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Oh! Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Goose.

goose

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[chuckling] Yeah, oh, wow, brain toot.

brain chuckling toot

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Yeah, thanks for the heads-up.

heads thanks

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Welcome to Top Gun: Maverick.

maverick welcome

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Our mission, destroy a uranium enrichment plant

destroy mission plant

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in that unnamed country that is our enemy.

country enemy

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Man, I want to cream those guys!

cream

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To complete this mission, I propose we fly

complete mission propose

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at a low altitude, undetected through a canyon,

altitude canyon

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then destroy the target.

destroy target

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All in under two and a half minutes. Questions?

half minutes questions

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Yeah, this mission seems really similar

mission seems similar

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to the one in Star Wars.

star star-wars wars

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People can fly low and shoot a small thing

shoot

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without it being a Star Wars.

star star-wars wars

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Yeah, but the text on the screen even says,

screen text

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"Womp rat-sized target."

sized target

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Don't look at the screen.

screen

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Any other questions not about Star Wars?

questions star star-wars wars

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Why'd you kill my dad?

kill whyd

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- No more questions! - Do you do your own stunts?

questions stunts

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Well, maybe one more.

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As a matter of fact, I do.

fact matter

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Had you not heard that?

heard

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Anyway, I'm gonna fly the mission.

mission

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You're all cut except for Goose's son.

except

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So why are we even here?

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Only stunt questions from you, Bob.

questions stunt

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I'm Bob?

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[coughs]

coughs

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Iceman.

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Ah, it's good to see you again.

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We have so many memories together.

memories

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Anyway, I need your advice.

advice

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If I don't pick Rooster for the mission,

mission pick rooster

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he's never gonna forgive me for everything.

forgive

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But I'm afraid he's not ready.

afraid ready

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What should I do?

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Thanks, Iceman. I knew you'd know what to do.

thanks

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So, are you all silent and scarfed because you're dying?

dying silent

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No, is that what people are saying?

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No, I'm just on vocal rest for karaoke later.

karaoke rest vocal

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I'm 100% totally fine.

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I've never felt better in my li--

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- ["Taps" plays] - Aw, he died.

died plays taps

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Five miles to target. Try to keep up, Rooster.

five five-miles miles rooster target

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Not gonna be a problem.

problem

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Let's keep the small talk to a minimum.

minimum

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Got it.

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So, how's your dad doing, good?

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You killed him.

killed

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Yeah, and I was more than five miles out,

five five-miles miles

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and I could have done anything with his body, but I didn't.

body

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Yeah, the more you say that,

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the more I don't think it's true.

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Are you angry at me for pulling your papers

angry papers pulling

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from the Naval Academy?

academy

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'Cause I've already forgiven myself for that.

forgiven

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I had a whole scene with Iceman and Iceman's computer about it.

computer scene whole

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This is about everything, my dad, the papers.

papers

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And why'd you write my mom out of the sequel?

whyd write

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[Peter] It's complicated.

complicated peter

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There's scheduling conflicts and different creative visions,

conflicts creative scheduling visions

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and it wouldn't be fair to her

fair

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to use her in a way that's inorganic to the narrative.

narrative

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Inorganic? I should be 40 years old,

years

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but somehow I'm, like, 20?

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Oh, people don't care about those details,

care details

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as long as you have loud jets and America kicking ass.

america jets kicking loud

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That was awesome!

awesome

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Hey, let's take a selfie to celebrate.

celebrate selfie

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This is totally main-feed material.

feed main material

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Maverick, no!

maverick

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Oh, no! We lost 'em.

lost

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They's gone, sir.

gone

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Well, I know it's only 12:15,

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but that's all we had to do today, so...

today

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- long weekend! - [cheering]

cheering weekend

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Aw, one of my AirPods fell out.

fell

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Rooster!

rooster

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[grunts] Do you think I took that missile

grunts

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so you could be down here with me?

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You should be back at the carrier by now.

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I was trying to save you.

save

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No, I was trying to save you.

save

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Look, I'm sorry, Rooster.

rooster

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For your dad, for pulling your papers,

papers pulling

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and for signing you up for Gavin Newsom's text messages.

messages signing text

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I responded "STOP" and it just wouldn't stop.

responded

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Why were you doing all these things?

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To protect you. At first.

protect

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Then I kind of got addicted to the idea

addicted idea

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of controlling every minute detail of a person's life.

controlling detail life minute persons

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Get down, Mav!

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I also replaced your weapons with gender reveal things.

gender replaced reveal weapons

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That is the last thing, though, I swear.

swear

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[all] Aw.

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Hello, Maverick.

maverick

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You guys are the bad guys? Why?

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Why do you think?

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We were important parts of that first movie,

movie parts

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and you just tossed all the women aside.

aside tossed women

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Yet you somehow figured out how to keep in a guy

figured

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who's literally unable to speak.

speak unable

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This is all a big misunderstanding, and I can fix it.

misunderstanding

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They're talking about doing another Jerry Maguire.

another jerry

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How would you like to be the fat head kid's grandma?

grandma head kids

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And you can be Minority Report's grandma.

grandma minority reports

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I got grandma parts for all of you.

grandma parts

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How come you get to be a 60-year-old action star

action star

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and we have to be grandmas?

grandmas

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We can do action, too, you know.

action

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And we're gonna prove it right now.

prove

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Let me just put on my reading glasses, hold on.

glasses reading

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Wait. You're right.

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You both brought up some painful memories,

brought memories painful

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or engrams.

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What if I told you that, through a series of audits,

series

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I can help you go clear and liberate the thetan

clear

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trapped inside your astral shell?

shell trapped

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Is that like horoscopes?

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It is kind of like stars and space stuff.

space stars stuff

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Yeah, if you want, I can go grab an E-meter from my plane.

grab meter plane

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You know, I have been feeling a little off

feeling

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since the last half-moon.

half moon

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Okay, be quick.

quick

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- I can't believe they fell for that crap. - Oh, yeah, such crap,

believe fell

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definitely not something I've left two families over.

families left

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What are you doing, Mav?

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I'm getting us out of here.

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You sure this old thing can even fly?

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It's not that old.

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Look at its full head of log cabin brown hair.

brown cabin full hair head

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I know horoscopes are a little flimflammy,

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but people act like they're fortune cookies...

cookies fortune fortune-cookies

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Damn it, they're stealing that very young plane!

plane stealing young

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We're never gonna lose 'em in this thing.

lose

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We can't take much more of this.

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We're gonna have to eject.

eject

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I'm gonna climb, then we'll eject on three.

climb eject three

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On three or after three?

three

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You're just like your stupid father.

father stupid

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[beeping]

beeping

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Take the shot.

shot

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[screaming]

screaming

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Iceman! He's alive!

alive

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Yay! Saved by a guy!

saved

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[♪ triumphant music playing]

music music-playing playing triumphant triumphant-music triumphant-music-playing

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[cheering]

cheering

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It's good to have my wingman back.

wingman

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I thought we lost you.

lost

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Nope. I'm as healthy as I've ever--

healthy nope

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- ["Taps" plays] - Aw, he died again.

died plays taps

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Well, that was pretty fun.

fun

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Top Gun: Maverick went on to make

maverick

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over a billion dollars at the box office.

billion billion-dollars dollars office

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You know what that means?

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People are going to the movies again.

movies

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Isn't that right, Tiny Tom Cruise?

cruise tiny

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That's right, Peter. Now let's jump!

jump peter

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Why are we jumping again?

jumping

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So people will watch your stuff,

stuff watch

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and because I don't know I'm not in a movie

movie

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- all the time. - [Peter shouts]

peter shouts

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You do your own stunts?

stunts

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Oh, yeah, were you not aware of that?

aware

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[♪ triumphant music playing]

music music-playing playing triumphant triumphant-music triumphant-music-playing

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