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I should join the rest of the group.
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Sometimes I dream of saving the world.
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Saving everyone from the invisible hand.
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The one that brands us with an employee badge.
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The one that forces us to work for them.
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The one that controls us every day without us knowing it.
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I'm not that special.
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If it weren't for Qwerty, I'd be completely empty.
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I hate when I can't hold in my loneliness.
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This crying's been happening too often. Every other week now.
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What do normal people do when they get this sad?
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They reach out to friends or family, I think.
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That's not an option.
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The key to doing morphine without turning into a junkie
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is to limit yourself to 30 milligrams a day.
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Anything more just builds up your tolerance.
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I check every pill I get for purity.
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I have eight milligrams Suboxone, for maintenance,
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in case I go through withdrawal.
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Not doing that, okay?
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This is just a regular drug deal, like it always is.
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Oh, yeah, so what are you up to tonight?
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'Cause I tried to post something on your Facebook and couldn't find you.
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'Cause I hate Facebook.
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Well, you wanna do these together, then?
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Don't ever make decisions when you're on morphine.
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Instagram check-in for Krista at Pierre Loti.
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Okay, Michael Hansen. Time to find out who you really are.
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Uh, hi. I just left my keys in one of your cabs.
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How 'bout you two? Huh?
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You guys got any spare change?