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I can't believe we did it.
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Praise Christ! They'll probably never talk again!
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And now Stan can have his best friend back.
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Yeah, and we can spread our Nazi message
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all over the world!
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Whoa, whoa, okay, Cupid Ye.
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You mean our Christian message.
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It's the same thing. Christian message, Nazi message.
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Hitler was a great Christian.
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Cupid Ye, are you okay?
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Do you need to, like, talk to somebody?
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People have to die so that the better races can live.
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Okay, Cupid Ye. Time to go back inside.
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Tee hee hee hee! Tee hee hee!
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Come on, let's go, Ye.
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I don't think so, dawg!
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Let's go torch some motherfuckers!
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Deathcon one, bitches!
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Yeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Stan! We aren't safe!
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He's totally gone crazy.
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I don't think I can reason with him anymore!
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Reason with who?
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Stan, listen to me.
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There's someone who's been messing with Kyle and Tolkien.
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He said it was to be a good Christian, but...
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But I think he's just been using Christianity as an excuse
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to be a racist piece of shit.
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What did you do?
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Not me, Stan!
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This is going to be extremely hard to believe, but...
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There's a little magic angel
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that comes each year around Valentine's Day.
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He spreads love and brings lonely people together.
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But this year is different.
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Cupid me found Christ and changed his name.
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And I have to find a way to get him back on his meds.
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Dude, Cartman, are you okay?
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Do you need to, like, talk to somebody?
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Stan, do you believe in Santa Claus?