South Park

Season 26, Episode 1 — Cupid Ye

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* I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time *
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* Friendly faces everywhere *
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* Humble folks without temptation *
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* Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind *
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* Ample parking day or night *
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* People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" *
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* Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind *
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* Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! *
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* Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine *
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- Hey, dudes. - Hey, what's up?
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Just wondering if you guys have seen me
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and Tolkien's latest Tiktok?
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You guys made another TikTok?
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I think it's really our best one yet!
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Yeah, nobody really gives a shit about your TikToks, guys.
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- Hey, really great TikTok, guys! - Oh! Thanks!
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- Yeah, it was pretty amazing. - Awesome!
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Well, anyway you guys gotta check it out when you get a chance!
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See ya later! Yeah, see you guys!
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Hey fellas! Loved that last TikTok!
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Thanks, Butters!
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Konnichiwa!
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Sayonara!
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Kochi, kochi, kochi!
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Sayonara!
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Konnichiwa!
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Sayonara...
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What the fuck is this?
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Seriously, what the fuck is this?
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Have you guys noticed that Kyle and Tolkien
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are, like, doing everything together lately?
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Yeah, they're quite the little team, aren't they?
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I, uh... I'm gonna inside, guys.
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I'm gonna get some homework done.
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Wow. I feel really bad for Stan.
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It's gotta be hard to suddenly have your best friend
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always hanging with someone else.
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Mrph.
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I gotta see if there's some way I can help.
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There's a little voice inside me
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that can't stand to see my friend suffer.
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Mrph rmh rmphm?
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I'm gonna go be a good Christian.
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Okay, just the woodwinds for this section.
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Hey, Tolkien! What's goin' on?
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This is the brass section.
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Yeah, I know. I was just...
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I was noticing that you're kind of hanging out
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a lot with Kyle lately.
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Is there a problem with that?
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No, I think it's amazing.
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It's awesome that someone like you could be okay
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with someone like him,
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given all the new information lately.
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You know, the stuff that's come out about
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how the Jews stole the Black race's identity,
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that the lost tribes of Judah were actually all Africans.
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You didn't hear about this?
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Black people are actually the Jews
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and people like Kyle have taken that from them?
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- Stop talking to me. - When the Jews came to America
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to escape persecution in World War II,
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they found that Blacks were already the underclass in America,
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so they had to invent a story for themselves
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which they can make everyone believe...
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...because Kyle runs Hollywood!
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Kyle runs Hollywood, Tolkien.
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Hey, Stan.
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Guess what. I have some good news for you.
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What?
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A little magic fairy told me
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that you and Kyle are gonna get back together soon.
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I don't care that Kyle is making TikToks with Tolkien.
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Yes, you do.
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But don't worry, Stan. It's almost Valentine's Day.
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And the little angel on my shoulder
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says that Kyle is gonna come running back to you any minute.
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Hey, Stan.
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Oh.
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Hey, Kyle.
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Rm! Uh-huh.
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- Well, dude, you wanna sit down? - Oh, no sorry.
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I was actually just seeing if you had a phone charger I could borrow.
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Me and Tolkien are making another TikTok video
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and my stupid phone died!
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Oh. Yeah. Sure.
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Thanks, dude!
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Tolkien, I got one, dude!
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The fuck is going on?
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Well, um, I'm gonna head back to class, guys.
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I don't get it. The little cupid is always right.
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Mrph rmhmhm rm.
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Why didn't Tolkien listen?
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Did you tell him about the Black Hebrew tribes?
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Yeah, I told him everything, Cupid Ye!
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Tee hee hee!
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And did you tell him how the Jews stole
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Black people's identity?
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Yeah, but it didn't work, Cupid Ye.
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That's okay, Eric!
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Remember, being a good Christian means
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helping people even when it's hard.
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You're right, Cupid Ye.
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Can you help make sure Tolkien hears our message?
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Spreading information is like spreading love.
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I'll help you get the word out, Eric!
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Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee!
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* All the pretty girls walk like this, this, this *
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* This, this *
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* Pretty girls walk like this, this, this, this *
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Wow, that's so cool, Tolkien.
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Look how many likes we're getting for this one!
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Hey, Kyle, you got a minute?
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Yeah. What's up?
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Well, there's this rumor starting
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to go around the school.
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Kids are saying that, like...
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I don't know, that, like, you run Hollywood?
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What?
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I told Scott that that's just people being dumb
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and he shouldn't listen to stuff like that.
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But... Scott and I do have this sweet movie idea
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about a dude who has guns for hands
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and we have the first 20 pages written, so...
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You don't really run Hollywood, right?
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I'm not even going to justify that with a response.
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Because repeating a derogatory slur,
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even for the purpose of refuting it,
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can make stupid people think it's valid!
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Holy shit. Kyle runs Hollywood.
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Kyle runs Hollywood, and you fucked up the pitch!
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How'd I fuck up the pitch?!
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You gotta tell him what the stakes are.
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People who make movies, they just care about the stakes!
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The guy has guns for hands!
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Mr. Cartman, did you or did you not tell students at this school
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That Kyle runs Hollywood?
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I think I did say that, yes.
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And why would you say such an intolerant,
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offensive thing like that?
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Somebody runs Hollywood.
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Lots of people run Hollywood!
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Yes, lots of... people like Kyle.
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Mr. Cartman you are on dangerous frickin ground here, buddy!
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I'm sorry, why is it so offensive
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to say who runs Hollywood?
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People like Hollywood. Hollywood's cool.
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The Jews should be honored to be in charge of it.
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Hey! I am telling you right now, Eric.
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The next time anyone says anything about
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Kyle running Hollywood, that person
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Is gonna have two months detention.
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Two months?!
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Jesus, Mary mother full of grace.
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You guys really take this seriously.
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Please help me be the best Christian I can be.
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All I want is to help people, but nobody understands.
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Please, I can't do this alone.
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Tee hee hee!
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There you are, Cupid Ye!
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Sorry, Eric, I was just busy
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praising our Savior's name in the music studio!
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The Principal said I can't talk about
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Kyle running Hollywood anymore, Cupid Ye!
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Well, of course, Eric! They're trying to silence you.
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That's what they do.
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Who's they?
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Oh right... them.
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Tee hee hee! Jews!
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But Cupid Ye, I have to get to Tolkien or else
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Stan is gonna be sad forever!
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Okay! I'll help you help your friend however I can.
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You're such a good Christian, Eric.
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Thanks.
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Just don't do anything too drastic, okay?
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What do you mean?
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I dunno know, it's just...
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ever since you changed your name and got all into Jesus,
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you've been acting a little bat shit crazy, Cupid Ye.
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Tee hee hee! Don't worry, Eric!
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I'm gonna make everything better!
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Praiiise Jesus!
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Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee hee!
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The true Jews of Israel are your Black ancestors...
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Tee hee hee...
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Huh?
#187
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You think you and Kyle make TikToks together?
#188
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Kyle only cares about money.
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Tee hee hee...
#190
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Mmm?
#191
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Think about it.
#192
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Are you really making TikToks together,
#193
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or is Kyle profiting off of you?
#194
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It's just like the lost tribes of Israel.
#195
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Kyle wants to take all the credit for what you doing.
#196
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Tolkien?
#197
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Oh, Jesus!
#198
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Hey, I didn't see you at the playground.
#199
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Thought we were doing that morning TikTok.
#200
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Oh yeah, sorry.
#201
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I didn't get the best sleep last night.
#202
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Everything okay?
#203
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Hey, Kyle! How's it going, man?
#204
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Good, Jimmy. How are you?
#205
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Great! F-F-Fantastic!
#206
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Is there something you wanted, Jimmy?
#207
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Oh, yeah!
#208
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I just realized that I've never given you my headshot.
#209
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You know, just in case anything ever comes up.
#210
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Anything like what?
#211
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Anything like...
#212
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Anything you might need my headshot for.
#213
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Jimmy, I do not run Hollywood!
#214
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Well, that's not what everyone's saying.
#215
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Everyone! I do not run Hollywood!
#216
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Get a fucking clue!
#217
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God dammit! This thing has gotten out of control!
#218
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Ah, it's not a big deal.
#219
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It's a huge deal!
#220
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It's an attack on my ethnicity, Tolkien.
#221
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You don't understand!
#222
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I don't understand?
#223
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Yeah, Tolkien.
#224
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There's lots of Black people in the NBA,
#225
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But nobody says, "The NBA is run by Black people!"
#226
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That's because the NBA is run by white people!
#227
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Okay, yeah, good point.
#228
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Look, I'm sorry.
#229
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You wanna just go make the morning TikTok?
#230
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Yeah, sure. We still have time.
#231
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Cool, come on.
#232
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Stan?
#233
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Sometimes, Jesus works slowly.
#234
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Stop talking to me.
#235
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Hey, Ger. You got a minute to talk?
#236
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Yeah, what's up, Randy?
#237
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Look, I...
#238
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I know that boys will be boys
#239
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and as parents, we can't always control
#240
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what their personal decisions are.
#241
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No, of course not.
#242
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I just want you to know first off that...
#243
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your son is a great kid.
#244
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You know, Stan and Kyle have always been really close,
#245
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and I know their friendship has meant so much.
#246
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What's happened, Randy?
#247
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Well, Gerald, I don't know
#248
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if you can just talk to your son but...
#249
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can we just admit this whole woke thing isn't working?
#250
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Woke thing?
#251
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I mean, it's been great in so many ways,
#252
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but now it's like every movie and every TV show.
#253
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You know, it's like, you can see through it now.
#254
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Audiences want to be entertained.
#255
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They don't want to be preached at,
#256
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and if you're just doing shows and movies
#257
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that have like an agenda, it's like...
#258
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it's going to keep failing.
#259
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Randy, what are you talking about?
#260
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Box office is down, people are tuning out.
#261
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You know it's what killed the Marvel franchise.
#262
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And just as a side note, I'm gonna say it out loud.
#263
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"Avatar 2" sucked. It just sucked, Gerald.
#264
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Someone had to be brave enough to say it.
#265
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God dammit! I do not fucking run Hollywood!
#266
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Gerald, can you talk to him?
#267
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Kyle, what is he talking about?!
#268
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He's just being an idiot
#269
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and listening to what fucking Eric Cartman said!
#270
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I did not hear it from Eric Cartman.
#271
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I heard it from a prominent, respected artist on television.
#272
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Who?!
#273
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Our next guest is a world famous rapper and artist
#274
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who claims that the Jews run Hollywood.
#275
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What exactly do you mean by that?
#276
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Well, mostly I just mean that Jews control everything
#277
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we see on TV and the movies.
#278
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And why do you not want to show your face right now?
#279
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Well, that's 'cause there's this one Jew...
#280
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um, his name is Kyle.
#281
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And he can totally retaliate me, 'cause he like, runs Hollywood.
#282
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Yeah, and Jews try to silence people all the time.
#283
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Especially Black people.
#284
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Yeah, especially Black people.
#285
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That's because of all the new information lately.
#286
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The new information about how the chosen people
#287
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were actually Africans.
#288
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So, you know, Black people
#289
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have really been hurt by the Jews.
#290
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Yeah, so Hitler actually wasn't a bad guy.
#291
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Yeah, so... Whoa, whoa, Cupid Ye.
#292
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That's going a bit too far.
#293
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He's just trying to be shocking.
#294
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What are you watching, honey?
#295
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I have no idea.
#296
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* Mommy? * What is it, Caillou? *
#297
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* Can I get Roblox on my Xbox? *
#298
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* Sure thing, Caillou, as long as it's free *
#299
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* Oh, for sure, it is for free *
#300
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Okay, wait, wait, cut. Hang on.
#301
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Let's try it again. I think you forgot the words.
#302
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Yeah, sorry. I'm just tired.
#303
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I didn't get the best sleep last night.
#304
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Maybe I should do the mom part.
#305
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Nah, you do the kid part. It's funnier.
#306
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Okay, yeah. I guess you call the shots.
#307
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What's that supposed to mean?
#308
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Just means you're in charge.
#309
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Oh, I'm in charge,
#310
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Like I control things?
#311
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Huh, are you gonna start saying I run Hollywood now too?
#312
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I didn't say you run Hollywood.
#313
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And honestly, I'm getting kind of sick of hearing it.
#314
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You're sick of hearing it?
#315
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Yeah, I'm sick of hearing it.
#316
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Oh, my God, are you listening to yourself?
#317
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You of all people should have some compassion.
#318
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Oh, really? Why me of all people, Kyle?
#319
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You seriously don't know why?
#320
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You know that Jews have stood alongside Blacks
#321
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since the Civil Rights movement began, right?
#322
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What does that have to do with anything?
#323
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I'm just saying I thought you'd be a better friend.
#324
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'Cause you're like...
#325
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'Cause I'm like what? Black?
#326
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Oh my God, this is so awesome.
#327
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Whatever, Tolkien.
#328
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Now you're gonna act like I somehow
#329
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did something wrong to you.
#330
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No, you didn't do it to me.
#331
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It just seems to work out that way all the time for you people.
#332
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You people?
#333
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No, it works that way for you people!
#334
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You know what? I don't wanna make TikToks with you anymore!
#335
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I don't wanna make TikToks with you anymore!
#336
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Good!
#337
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We did it.
#338
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I can't believe we did it.
#339
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Praise Christ! They'll probably never talk again!
#340
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And now Stan can have his best friend back.
#341
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Yeah, and we can spread our Nazi message
#342
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all over the world!
#343
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Whoa, whoa, okay, Cupid Ye.
#344
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You mean our Christian message.
#345
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It's the same thing. Christian message, Nazi message.
#346
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Hitler was a great Christian.
#347
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Cupid Ye, are you okay?
#348
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Do you need to, like, talk to somebody?
#349
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I mean it.
#350
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People have to die so that the better races can live.
#351
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Okay, Cupid Ye. Time to go back inside.
#352
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Tee hee hee hee! Tee hee hee!
#353
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Come on, let's go, Ye.
#354
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I don't think so, dawg!
#355
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Let's go torch some motherfuckers!
#356
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Deathcon one, bitches!
#357
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Yeeee?!
#358
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Yeeeeeeeeeeee!
#359
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Oh, shit.
#360
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Yeah?
#361
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Stan! We aren't safe!
#362
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What?
#363
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He's totally gone crazy.
#364
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I don't think I can reason with him anymore!
#365
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Reason with who?
#366
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Stan, listen to me.
#367
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There's someone who's been messing with Kyle and Tolkien.
#368
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He said it was to be a good Christian, but...
#369
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But I think he's just been using Christianity as an excuse
#370
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to be a racist piece of shit.
#371
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What did you do?
#372
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Not me, Stan!
#373
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This is going to be extremely hard to believe, but...
#374
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There's a little magic angel
#375
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that comes each year around Valentine's Day.
#376
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He spreads love and brings lonely people together.
#377
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But this year is different.
#378
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Cupid me found Christ and changed his name.
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And I have to find a way to get him back on his meds.
#380
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Dude, Cartman, are you okay?
#381
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Do you need to, like, talk to somebody?
#382
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Stan, do you believe in Santa Claus?
#383
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Yeah.
#384
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Do you believe in the Easter Bunny?
#385
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I guess so.
#386
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Then believe that tomorrow is Valentine's Day...
#387
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and there's no telling what Cupid Ye is capable of.
#388
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Happy Valentine's Day, Clyde!
#389
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Here's a Valentine for you, Red!
#390
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Ah, Valentine's day. Isn't it nice?
#391
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Love is in the air!
#392
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* Dee deet deedle-y doo! *
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* I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger *
#394
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* But she ain't messin' with no broke Jew *
#395
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Who is it? Tee-hee-hee!
#396
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Hey! Asshole!
#397
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Other people need to use the bathroom, too!
#398
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Whoa... Dude...
#399
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Happy Valentine's Day, bitch!
#400
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What the hell?!
#401
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How about a little anti-Semitism?
#402
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Ugh!
#403
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Aahghgghgh!!!!
#404
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Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee-hee!
#405
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Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee!
#406
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What is that?!
#407
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Tolkien!
#408
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Tolkien, I need to talk to you.
#409
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About what?
#410
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Tolkien... I owe you an apology.
#411
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Someone has been messing with you...
#412
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and it was all for me.
#413
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I don't get it.
#414
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I've been jealous about you and Kyle's TikToks.
#415
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Tee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee-hee!
#416
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Attention, students!
#417
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There is a giant bee in the school!
#418
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Get somewhere safe! There's a giant bee!
#419
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Oh, Jesus, here it is!
#420
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Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee!
#421
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Oh, God! It's a bee!!
#422
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Look, there he is!
#423
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What do you think you're doing, Kyle?
#424
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W-What do you mean?
#425
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A "Lord of the Rings" prequel?!
#426
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What were you thinking??
#427
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How many more superheroes do you think we need?!
#428
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Mario Brothers, Kyle?!
#429
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You seriously can't do better than Mario Brothers?!
#430
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That's enough, you guys!
#431
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Tolkien?
#432
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I'm sorry, Kyle.
#433
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It's not his fault, it's mine!
#434
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I was jealous of you guys and your TikToks.
#435
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What are you waiting for?! Let's jack up these mofos!
#436
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- Holy shit! - What the hell is that?!
#437
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Cupid Yeeeeeeee!
#438
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Time to take your meds.
#439
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No! Those are how people control me!
#440
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You're taking your meds, Ye, one way or another!
#441
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No! I'm not taking...
#442
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- You're taking your medication! - Let me go!
#443
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I'm not t... You're taking it, Ye!
#444
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Swallow it! Swallow it!
#445
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Swallow it! Swallow it!
#446
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Ye? Ye?
#447
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Eric?
#448
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Cupid me?!
#449
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You guys! It's Cupid me! He's back!
#450
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What day is it?
#451
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Why it's Valentine's Day, Cupid me!
#452
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Valentines Day?!
#453
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Well, then, I need to get to work!
#454
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Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee! Yeah!
#455
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Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee!
#456
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We have a young man who is joining us here today
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to talk about stereotypes
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and the harm that they can bring.
#459
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Young man, what is your message?
#460
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My message is, we can't control what people say.
#461
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So we have to be smart about what we choose to believe.
#462
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If one idiot says that a certain group
#463
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"runs Hollywood," look into it.
#464
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With very minimal effort, you will find that "Hollywood"
#465
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is a multi-tiered industry
#466
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run by tens of thousands of people
#467
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from all over the world.
#468
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In the past, Jews were shut out of most professions.
#469
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So they came to dominate vaudeville, which back then
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was considered too low-brow for good Christians.
#471
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Those Jews eventually moved West
#472
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and started the first movie studios
#473
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when movies were also considered work for the underclasses.
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And their descendants
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are now a decent percentage of the thousands
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of people of all races that make Hollywood run.
#477
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This young man
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has said in plain words what so many of us in Hollywood
#479
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have been trying to get people to understand.
#480
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To hear it all so plain, and so passionate.
#481
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This kid thinks about things the way we all need to.
#482
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You know what I think?
#483
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I think this kid should run Hollywood!
#484
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Yeah!
#485
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Whoa, whoa... Wait, what? Whoa.
#486
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- Let him run Hollywood! - Yeah! Give the kid a shot!
#487
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- Come on! - Let him do it!
#488
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God damn it.
#489
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Let the Jew run it!
#490
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Let the Jew run it!!
#491
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Let the Jew run it!
#492