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[sinisterly] This face was made for radio!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#347
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[tense music] [Vaggie] That's it!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#348
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I don't care who or what you are.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#349
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If you are staying here, you are going to make this work.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#350
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Because it won't be so "entertaining"
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#351
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to watch over an empty hotel will it, shitass?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#352
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Fair enough. I'll tell you what!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#353
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-Let's make a deal. -Pft!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#354
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Do you think I'm that stupid? Making a deal with a demon like you.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#355
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Not for your soul, just a simple deal.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#356
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I do this for you, and you never ask me to engage
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#357
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with this frivolous television technology ever again.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#358
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Or... Charlie can come back to absolutely nothing!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#359
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your choice.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#360
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[Vaggie sighs] Fine.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#361
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[ominous music]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#362
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[camera crackles] [haunting music]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#363
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Now then.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#364
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[grand music swells]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#365
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Alright, everyone! Let's make a fucking commercial.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#366
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[Adam] --When you take her out for the fifth time
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#367
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and she still expects you to pay the check, but you're like,
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#368
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[high pitched voice] "Hey I thought you wanted equality"
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#369
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[Vaggie frustrated] No! Our shared problem of
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#370
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overpopulation in Hell.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#371
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Ohh! Well, that's not a problem! We got that covered.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#372
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Lute, how many demons did you kill this year?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#373
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Got a good 275 this year, sir.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#374
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275? Whoa, Badass!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#375
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Awesome job, danger tits! Pound it.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#376
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Uh, no, not awesome.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#377
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Those are my people, you know that, right?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#378
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Ohhh, yeah...
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#379
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That must suck for you. Hahahaha.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#380
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But these are souls.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#381
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Human souls, just the same as the ones you have up in Heaven.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#382
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They are not the same.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#383
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They had their chance and they earned damnation.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#384
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You're wrong.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#385
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Sinners made mistakes, sure,
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#386
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but everyone makes mistakes.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#387
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Angels don't make mistakes.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#388
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You really think that?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#389
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I know that.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#390
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Yeah, I've never made a mistake in my fuckin' life
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#391
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[sinister music] [Lute] The only reason you're still here
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#392
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is because Daddy gave you and your Hellborn-kind
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#393
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a pardon from an exorcist blade.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#394
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