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Hazbin Hotel

Season 1, Episode 1 — Overture

[Opening credit music]

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[gentle music]

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[Charlie] Once upon a time, there was a glowing city protected by golden gates

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known as Heaven. [epic music]

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It was ruled by beings of pure light.

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Angels that worshipped good and shielded all from evil.

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Lucifer was one of these angels.

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He was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for all of creation.

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But he was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven.

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For they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world.

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So he watched as the angels began to expand the universe in their ways.

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From the dust of Earth, they created Adam and Lilith.

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Equals as the first of mankind, but despite this,

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Adam demanded control and Lilith refused to submit to his will.

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She fled the garden.

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Drawn in by her fierce independence,

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Lucifer found her and the two rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love.

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Together, they wished to share the magic of free will with humanity,

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offering the fruit of knowledge to Adam's new bride, Eve, who gladly accepted.

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But this gift came with a curse. [sinister music]

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For with this single act of disobedience, evil finally found its way into Earth.

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With it, a new realm of darkness and sin.

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And the order Heaven had worked to maintain was shattered.

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As punishment for their reckless act,

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Heaven cast Lucifer and his love into the dark pit he had created,

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never allowing him to see the good that came from humanity,

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only the cruel and the wicked.

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Ashamed, Lucifer lost his will to dream.

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But Lilith thrived, empowering demon-kind with her voice

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and her songs. And as the numbers of Hell grew,

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so did its power.

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Threatened by this, Heaven made a truly heartless decision.

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That every year, they would send down an army,

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an extermination to ensure Hell and its sinners could never rise against them.

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But Lilith's hope remained.

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And her dream was passed down to their precious daughter

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the Princess of Hell.

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[Charlie] Don't worry, Mom. I'll make you proud.

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[distant gunfire and sirens] This story helps.

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[chuckles] I know. Don't worry. I enjoy your theatrics.

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Are you okay?

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I'm fine, just-- thinking ya know, family stuff.

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Off doing something important, I'm sure.

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But this kingdom was something she really cared about.

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Something I care about.

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Well, at least you aren't alone.

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I just hope what I'm trying to do here will work.

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It will. I have faith in you.

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All right. Come on.

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Alastor says he has something to show us.

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[Bell tolls]

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-[Static] -[Alastor] Well, hello there you wayward sinner.

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Do you like blood, violence and depravity of a sexual nature?

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Of course you do. That's why you're in Hell!

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[upbeat music] But what would you say

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there was a place to stay that had none of that?

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Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel,

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a misguided path to redemption!

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Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter

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Charlotte Morningstar!

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Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands

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as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you!

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Such as somewhat functional staff!

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-And 24 hour Pest Control!

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[Alastor] Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlor!

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Enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident.

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Wow! All this and more at the Hazbin Hotel!

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[video ends]

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So, what'd ya' think?

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I'm sorry, what the fuck was that?

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Uh, yeah, one note...

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Alastor, I mean--

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First off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing,

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but um... maybe the tone is a bit...

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off?

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We want people to want to come here,

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this makes it look... ummm--

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[Vaggie] Bad. The word you're looking for is bad.

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Funny. I was going for hilarious!

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It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save

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demons from extermination, which is the whole fucking point.

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Vaggie is right, Alastor.

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The commercial was to let Sinners know we are trying to help them.

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Well, my dear, I haven't been active in Hell for some time,

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and everyone remembers me from my radio show!

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The proper medium to express oneself!

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But you insisted on this: noisy picture box advertisement,

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So I had a little fun with it.

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Oh, fun. You had a little fun with it?

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Well, this is not what we want to represent us.

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When you showed up here a week ago, you told us

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you would help run this hotel!

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Instead, you're mocking us.

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Nobody's going to want to come to a place

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that a powerful Overlord like you thinks is a waste of time!

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[sleazy music]

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What?

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[Angel] If'n ya filmin' a commercial,

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can I suggest you take better advantage

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of the talented celebrity you have right here?

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-Angel, you're a porn star. -A famous porn star.

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I'll have the horniest sinners knockin' these walls down to get in.

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We are not filming a porn as a commercial.

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Why not? Sex sells, don't it?

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I swear if you film me goin' at it with mister fancy talk-creepy voice here,

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you'd be rollin' in participants willin' to stay at this tacky hotel.

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Haha! Never going to happen!

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Angel, I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills

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to, um, attract folks to the hotel,

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but-- I really don't want to exploit you, in that way!

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[sleazy music] Oh, please, baby.

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This body was made to be exploited.

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I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs.

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I got the lung capacity-- Oh-oh I got the legs,

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-the gag reflex, the holes... -[Charlie laughs uncomfortably]

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-the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits -[phone rings]

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[Charlie] Uhhh, hold that thought. I'll be right back!

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I could keep goin' all night, baby.

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-[phone continues ringing fanfare style] -[Charlie sighs deeply]

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Hello? Dad?

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[inquisitive music] Hey, I have a question.

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If freaky face over there is so powerful,

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then why can't he just make people stay here?

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Oh, trust me, [ominously] I can!

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[Husk] Why do you think I'm here?

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[jazz music plays] You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles

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and listening to you fuck's bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcin' me?

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-[Niffty] I like being forced. -Keep that to yourself, Niff.

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What, you don't love being here with me, Whiskers?

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Call me "Whiskers" again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat.

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[jazz plays] Kinky. C'mon keep talkin' dirty.

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Ugh, Angel, let Husk do his job. And no, we can't force sinners to stay here.

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They need to choose to.

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I'm choosing to be here, and I think it's all stupid.

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We're in Hell, Toots.

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That's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?

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Well, maybe it doesn't have to be.

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Just because nobody has made it out before

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doesn't mean it's not possible.

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Hey, whatever means I can keep crashin' here rent free.

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Crack is expensive.

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[excitedly] Yeah, I can totally.

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Yeah, I'll head over there right away...

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Okay. [phone beeps]

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Hah! YES! YES!! Hahahaha!! [music soars]

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-[Charlie shouting] Vaggie! Holy shit! -Ahh! What?!

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[through closed mouth] Get over here!

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[sighs]

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What's going on?

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[Charlie excitedly] My dad just called. He said that the leader

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of the Angel Army wants to meet.

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-He asked if I could go instead. -[Vaggie] But...

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[Charlie breathes deeply]

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But-- But the extermination just happened.

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-What could they want this soon after-- -[light ballad music starts]

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♪ I can do this. Somehow, I know it ♪

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♪ I'll get Heaven behind my plan ♪

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- [Vaggie] Charlie, hold on. - ♪ There's just no way I could blow it ♪

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- ♪ Not this once in a lifetime chance ♪ - [Vaggie] It's just a meeting.

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♪ To change their minds And touch their hearts ♪

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♪ Or whatever angels have ♪

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[Vaggie] This could be bad.

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♪ Cheer up, Vaggie ♪

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This could be swell ♪

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♪ Something tells me that today Will be a happy day ♪

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[Charlie] ♪ In Hell ♪

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[Vaggie] Okay, but just don't... sing to them.

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[Angel] That bitch is halfway down the street.

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-Is she-- -Oh, she's dancin'.

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Ugh, no. [Upbeat musical style song]

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♪ There's a warm fuzzy feeling ♪

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♪ That wafts through the air ♪

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♪ Every street so revealing It's hard not to stare ♪

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♪ It's a realm so appealing It beats anywhere ♪

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♪ If you don't mind The smell ♪

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♪ It's a happy day in Hell ♪

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-Hi mister. -[demon] Go fuck yourself.

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[Dead Sinner #1] ♪ There's an endless trash fire ♪

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♪ That's burning my soul ♪

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[Imp] ♪ Got a ton of barbed wire To shove in his hole ♪

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- [Charlie] ♪ Uh, excuse me ♪ ♪ - [Executioner] ♪ Doing what is required ♪

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♪ We all have our role ♪

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[Dead Sinner #2] ♪ I'm not doing well ♪

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[Ensemble] ♪ Another shitty day in Hell ♪

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[music soars] ♪ If I can show Them the dream I've dreamed ♪

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- ♪ That any soul can change ♪

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[Vaggie] ♪ Those angels minds Are hard to change ♪

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♪ Then they will know Everyone can be redeemed From the evil to the strange ♪

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♪ They're bloodthirsty and deranged ♪

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♪ I can hear all their stories The lost and displaced ♪

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♪ And I know that They're more of an acquired taste ♪

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♪ But if I open the door And I give them a place ♪

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♪ At my Hazbin Hotel ♪ [music soars]

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♪ It'll be a happy day in Hell ♪

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[jaunty music]

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♪ From the porn studio Where the Cinephiles go ♪

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♪ To watch award winning Demon bukkake shows ♪

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♪ To the cannibal town Where they don't wear a frown 'cause ♪

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♪ Holy shit Ew, my gosh, why ♪

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♪ And I don't give a crow that His brains got in my eye ♪

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♪ Cause know I can spare them From Heaven's genocide ♪

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-♪ I can do this ♪ - ♪ There's an endless trash fire ♪

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-♪ I just know it ♪ -[Sinner] ♪ That's burning my soul ♪

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- ♪ I'll get Heaven behind my plans ♪ -[chorus] ♪ Ah ♪

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- ♪ There's just no way I could blow it ♪

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- [Sinner] ♪ I kinda like the barbed wire That's shoved in my hole ♪

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♪ Not this once in a lifetime chance ♪

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♪ To change their minds ♪

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[Trenchcoat Demon] ♪ And touch my parts ♪

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Oh... No, thank you. I'm just gonna...

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♪ Fulfill my destiny ♪

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[Trenchcoat Demon] Your loss bitch!

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♪ I can already tell ♪

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[music crescendos] ♪ Today is gonna be a Fucking happy day ♪

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♪ In Hell ♪

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Hello! [echoes]

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Hello? [echoes]

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Hello? [atmospheric music]

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Creepy...

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[bell dings]

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Oh, Okay. Also creepy.

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[door whooshes open]

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Uhh, hello?

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Is anyone here?

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-[Adam] 'Sup. - Holy Shit!

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Hi, I'm Charlie. My dad asked me if I could meet you.

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-Yeah, I know. -Okay, well, it's nice to meet you.

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Totally. Nice to meet you, too.

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-[fizzes] -[Charlie] Ohh!

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Ha! I fucking got you. Did you fuckin' see that?

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-Good shit. -[Charlie] Uh, so wait, you aren't here?

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No, you think I'd come down there? [laughs]

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No. I mean, I love the vibe, totally, I love your tunes.

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Pretty fuckin' hardcore, don't get me wrong.

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But, it's such a bummer, man.

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Everything down there's just so "eugh" ya know?

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[chuckles] Ew.

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Right. So I'm happy we got this opportunity to meet.

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There's a project I've been working on that I really want to talk to you about--

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Hey, hey, hey, slow down. We got time. [chilled music]

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How about we get to know each other a little, mm?

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How about some lunch? You hungry?

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I got you!

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Here's my personal favourite. You'll love it.

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Uh, thanks! [hologram fizzes]

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[laughing] I got you again, bitch!

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Haha fuckin' hilarious! Haha!

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[Vaggie] Okay, so Charlie is dealing with something very important,

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so while she's gone, we are making a new commercial.

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One that represents her vision and what we're doing here.

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So we need a camera. Alastor? [fingers click]

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A video camera.

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Hmm?

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All right, let's do this!

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[camera whirrs into focus]

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And...

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Action.

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[Husk on TV] " Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel

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Can I help you with anything? "

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[Angel] " I've been a bad boy.

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And I need a big, strong daddy to put me in my place ...

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On the path to redemption. "

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-" Well, you come-- " -[Angel] "Oh yes! "

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[boredly] "...To the right place."

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Cut. Okay, Angel,

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I need you to be less horny, if possible.

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And Husk, can you maybe not have a script in front of your face?

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[angrily] I ain't no act.

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I can't memorize this shit.

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Well, we could improv this shit. Baby cakes. Rawrrr. [purrs seductively]

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[thuds]

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-[dryly] Whoops. -[Vaggie] Husk, Come on.

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[Adam] So I was playin' this gig, and for some fuckin' reason

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this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer,

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and it's like, do you know who I am?

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I'm fuckin' Adam. I'm the original dick!

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All dicks descend from me.

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You think you want drummer dick? No way,

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I'm the Dick-fuckin' master!

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[eats sloppily]

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So anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome.

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What'd you do this weekend?

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Wait, your name is Adam?

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Like the first man Adam? That means you--

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Ohhh...

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[enlightened] That explains so much.

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I know. I fucking rock.

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Well, Adam, sir. Mr. Adam, sir.

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Call me Dickmaster.

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[gentle music] Adam, you seem like a smart--

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well, stand up guy.

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[sucking noises] Uh-huh.

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And I know you are the leader of the angels.

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And you are a big thinker, a revolutionary, a-- a genius!

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I mean, your words, babe.

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Who would really love to put his name on something.

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[rock guitar plays] Fucking love putting my name on shit.

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Shit's the best.

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It's a solution to our biggest problem!

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[music stops abruptly] Oh, herpes.

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Yeah, that's a bitch.

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No! Our other biggest problem.

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Oh, uh... ugly people?... Math?

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[ Adam] Global warming? Nah, wait that's Earth's problem.

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[Adam] Umm--

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[scuttling] [Niffty] Hehehe. Stab. Stab. Stab.

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[Vaggie] Alright Niffty. Niffty? Niffty!

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[gentle music] Your line is "We have the cleanest rooms."

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-Okay? -Got it. I'm ready.

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[camera beeps] Action.

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[silence]

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[hypnotic tone]

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Uhh... Cut. [camera beeps]

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[giggles] How was that?

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Well Niffty, you actually have to say the line. So let's roll again.

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-[Niffty] Okay. -[Vaggie] Action.

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[hypnotic tone]

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[silence]

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-You're doing great, Vagina. -Cut!

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Alright, um, maybe we can try to fix it in post.

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[Angel] Do you even know what that means?

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[angrily] I'll figure it out.

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-[static on TV] -[Husk on TV] Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel.

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[Vaggie groans]

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-[melancholic music] -[Vaggie groans]

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[Alastor] Seems like you're having a bit of trouble there, hm?

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Ugh, este pendejo... Why are you even here?

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For the entertainment!

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I came here because I love seeing wasteful souls

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struggle to accomplish something meaningful and fail spectacularly.

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Like you are doing now!

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Good Job!

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And here is Alastor, [camera beeps]

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the egocentric piece of shit that--

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-[camera sparks] -[Vaggie groans]

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I wouldn't try that my dear.

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[sinisterly] This face was made for radio!

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[tense music] [Vaggie] That's it!

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I don't care who or what you are.

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If you are staying here, you are going to make this work.

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Because it won't be so "entertaining"

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to watch over an empty hotel will it, shitass?

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Fair enough. I'll tell you what!

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-Let's make a deal. -Pft!

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Do you think I'm that stupid? Making a deal with a demon like you.

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Not for your soul, just a simple deal.

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I do this for you, and you never ask me to engage

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with this frivolous television technology ever again.

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Or... Charlie can come back to absolutely nothing!

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your choice.

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[Vaggie sighs] Fine.

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[ominous music]

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[camera crackles] [haunting music]

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Now then.

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[grand music swells]

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Alright, everyone! Let's make a fucking commercial.

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[Adam] --When you take her out for the fifth time

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and she still expects you to pay the check, but you're like,

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[high pitched voice] "Hey I thought you wanted equality"

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[Vaggie frustrated] No! Our shared problem of

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overpopulation in Hell.

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Ohh! Well, that's not a problem! We got that covered.

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Lute, how many demons did you kill this year?

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Got a good 275 this year, sir.

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275? Whoa, Badass!

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Awesome job, danger tits! Pound it.

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Uh, no, not awesome.

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Those are my people, you know that, right?

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Ohhh, yeah...

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That must suck for you. Hahahaha.

#380

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But these are souls.

#381

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Human souls, just the same as the ones you have up in Heaven.

#382

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They are not the same.

#383

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They had their chance and they earned damnation.

#384

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You're wrong.

#385

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Sinners made mistakes, sure,

#386

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but everyone makes mistakes.

#387

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Angels don't make mistakes.

#388

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You really think that?

#389

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I know that.

#390

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Yeah, I've never made a mistake in my fuckin' life

#391

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[sinister music] [Lute] The only reason you're still here

#392

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is because Daddy gave you and your Hellborn-kind

#393

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a pardon from an exorcist blade.

#394

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How does that feel? To know how little you matter.

#395

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Oops, almost out of time. Guess we should get into it--

#396

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Oh! Fuck!--

#397

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[upbeat music]

#398

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I've got a lot to get through. and not a lot of time.

#399

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and I feel like you weren't really hearing me before, so here it goes.[clears throat]

#400

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[frantic singing] ♪ I know Hell's population ♪

#401

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♪ Is out of control ♪

#402

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♪ It's a bad situation ♪

#403

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It's taking a toll ♪

#404

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♪ If we rehab these sinners ♪

#405

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♪ And cleanse all their souls ♪

#406

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♪ At my Hazbin Hotel ♪

#407

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Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself! Right! Extermination!

#408

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♪ I know you guys fly down Just to kill once a year ♪

#409

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♪ And it must be annoying To schlep all the way here ♪

#410

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♪ If they join you in Heaven That trip disappears ♪

#411

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♪ you can wave that chore farewell ♪ [deep breath]

#412

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♪ It'll be a happy day in-- ♪

#413

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[Adam] ♪ Let me stop you right there

#414

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♪ Save us all precious time ♪

#415

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♪ If what you're suggesting Is letting them climb ♪

#416

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♪ Up the ladder oh they'd Rather cross the Pearly Gates ♪

#417

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♪ Sorry, sweetie but there's no Defyin' their fates ♪

#418

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♪ 'Cause Hell is forever Whether you like it or not ♪

#419

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♪ Had their chance to behave Better now they boil in the pot ♪

#420

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♪ 'Cause the rules are black & White There's no use in tryin' To fight it ♪

#421

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♪ They're burnin' for their Lives Until we kill 'em again ♪

#422

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-[Charlie] Okay, but-- - ♪ Let's just try to chillax babe ♪

#423

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-♪ You're wasting your breath ♪ -[Charlie nervously] Hehe...

#424

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♪ Did I hear you imply ♪

#425

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♪ That they don't deserve death ♪

#426

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♪ Are they winners, Are they Sinners

#427

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'Cause it's cut and dry ♪

#428

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Well actually if you take a look--

#429

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♪ Fair is fair, an eye for an eye ♪

#430

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♪ And when all's said and done There's the question of fun ♪

#431

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♪ And for those of us with Divine ordainment ♪

#432

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♪ Extermination is Entertainment ♪ [music rocks]

#433

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[scats] ♪ Guitar solo, fuck yeah ♪

#434

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-[Adam sings guitar solo] -[Charlie] Ugh...

#435

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[music breaks down] ♪ Hell is forever ♪

#436

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♪ Whether you like it or not ♪

#437

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♪ Had their chance to behave better ♪

#438

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♪ Now they boil in the pot ♪

#439

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♪ 'Cause the rules Are black & white ♪

#440

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There's no use in tryin' To fight it ♪

#441

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♪ They're burnin' for their Lives ♪

#442

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♪ Until we kill 'em again ♪

#443

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[music builds] ♪ Fuckin' Hell is forever ♪

#444

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♪ And it's meant To suck a lot ♪

#445

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♪ So give up Your dumb endeavor ♪

#446

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♪ Cause you don't have a shot ♪

#447

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♪ Long as I've got your Attention, I guess I should Probably mention ♪

#448

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♪ That we've made the Determination ♪

#449

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- ♪ To move up the next Extermination ♪ -[Charlie] What!

#450

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♪ Can't wait a whole year to Slaughter those little cunts ♪

#451

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♪ I know it's just been a week But we'll be back in six months ♪

#452

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[rock guitar shreds] Um, wait, didn't you--

#453

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[guitar shredding continues] [door closes]

#454

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Awh, shit!

#455

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[song ends]

#456

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[door closes]

#457

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[Vaggie] Charlie.

#458

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How did it go? Did they listen?

#459

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Oh, uh... They sure did... hear it! But, um...

#460

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Oh! Come here. We have something exciting to show you!

#461

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[soft music]

#462

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Alastor pulled some strings, and it's about to air.

#463

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I pulled a few limbs too! Hahaha! [laughs]

#464

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Wait? The commercial?

#465

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You all made a new one?

#466

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Yeah, one of my better performances, if I do say so myself.

#467

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That's... that's amazing.

#468

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[Angel] Shush, it's starting!

#469

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[Vaggie on TV] Welcome to the Hazbin Hot--

#470

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[news theme] [indistinct angry reactions]

#471

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[newsreader] Breaking news in Hell today!

#472

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We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy

#473

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that the next extermination is happening sooner than ever before.

#474

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It means we are all royally fucked.

#476

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[ sinners scream and sirens blare]

#477

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[Angel] Wait... What? Why?!

#478

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[dramatic music]

#479

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[Lute] We found the body, sir.

#480

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They've never managed to kill one of us before.

#481

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We should just go down there now and destroy them.

#482

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No, no. We can't risk them catching on.

#483

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[sinister music] But don't worry, when we come back,

#484

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there won't be a demon left alive to pull a stunt like this again!

#485

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[light projector shatters]

#486

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[End credit music]

#487

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