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Hazbin Hotel

Season 1, Episode 2 — Radio Killed the Video Star

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Hazbin Hotel

Episode title: Radio Killed the Video Star

Air date: January 18, 2024

Director: Vivienne Medrano

Top billed cast: Stephanie Beatriz, Alex Brightman, Keith David, Kimiko Glenn, Erika Henningsen, Blake Roman

The Vee's: Vox, Velvette, and Valentino rule their corner of Hell unchallenged, but Alastor's return to the airwaves may shake things up. Meanwhile, a new Hotel guest tests Angel's patience.

Source: TMDB

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[title music]

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Nothing we can't handle.

handle

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[manically] Am I right? And next time,

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when they cut the time in half again and again,

half

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we'll just handle it, right?!

handle

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[Vaggie] Yes, we will.

vaggie

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Sure there is. We just have to look a little harder for it.

harder

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People are already freaking out about the news.

freaking news

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Look at what's happening in the Doomsday District.

district

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Err, what is a "donkey show"?

donkey

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Aah, heh, nothing. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news, too.

boss freaked news

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Like I said, everyone's losing their shit.

everyones losing

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Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate.

desperate sinners

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Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?

desperate escape extermination

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[gasps] This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!

gasps hotel perfect recruit sinners

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Cute idea and all, but you really going to go out in all of this?

cute idea

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Well, it's not like people are just going to show up on our doorstep.

doorstep

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-[explosion] -[screams]

explosion screams

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[Sir Pentious dramatically] Show yourself, Alastor!

alastor pentious

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[epic music] Come and face--

epic epic-music face music

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Oh, there you are...

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[shouts] Face my wrath!

face shouts wrath

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Who are you?

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Who am I? Who am I?

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I am the great Sir Pentious! Inventor, architect of destruction,

architect destruction pentious

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villain extraordinaire!

villain

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Woo! You tell 'em, boss.

boss

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[Niffty gasps] Ooh, he's a bad boy.

gasps niffty

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Huh, well if all that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you.

heard

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I attacked you literally last week.

attacked week

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We've done battle, like... 20 times.

battle times

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Well, you must have been really bad at this.

must

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Silence! Now cower!

silence

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[hisses] For when I've slain you, the almighty Vees

almighty hisses vees

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will finally acknowledge me as their equal!

acknowledge equal finally

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[Niffty] Ooh! Wait, who are the Vees?

niffty vees

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Oh, nobody important.

nobody

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[TV announcer] New VoxTek designer voyeur scopes.

announcer designer voxtek

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Peeping on the neighbors has never been more stylish.

neighbors peeping

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VoxTek. Trust us with your money.

money trust voxtek

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This week's episode of "Yeah I Fucked Your Sister So What?"

episode fucked sister weeks

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is brought to you by VoxTek.

brought voxtek

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Trust us with your entertainment.

entertainment trust

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VoxTek. Trust us.

trust voxtek

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Trust us. Trust us. Trust us. Trust us. Trust us ...

trust

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[maniacal laughing] Now that's good television...

laughing maniacal television

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[electronic dance music]

dance dance-music electronic music

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Hello there, Velvette. How are you this hellish morning?

hellish morning velvette

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Oh, cut the shit, Vox. I need you up here now!

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Whatever could be the problem my dear?

dear problem

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Your little boy toy is wrecking my department

department wrecking

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while I ' m trying to pull together a show and--

pull

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[Valentino] Fucking bitch!

bitch fucking fucking-bitch valentino

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Just get your ass here. Now!

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Dammit Valentino! [static]

dammit static valentino

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[sighs] Oh god, here I go. Valentino.

sighs valentino

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Just another fuckin day with Val.

another fuckin

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Hey, hey, hey. Fuck my life.

fuck life

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[lift crackles]

crackles lift

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[clamoring] [reporters] Mr Vox! Mr Vox!

clamoring reporters

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[reporter] Mr. Vox, question for you over here. Mr Vox

question reporter

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Mr. Vox. What are your thoughts on the new extermination deadline?

deadline extermination thoughts

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My dear people, we at VoxTek Enterprises have always been

dear voxtek

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at the forefront of innovation.

innovation

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And now with this new oncoming threat, we are shifting our focus

focus shifting threat

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to your protection.

protection

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We are pleased to announce VoxTek Angelic Security is coming soon.

angelic announce coming pleased security voxtek

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Trust us with your safety. [chuckles]

chuckles safety trust

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Sir? Uh, when did we begin working on Angelic Security?

angelic begin security working

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[Vox] 30 seconds ago. Try to get that bitch Carmilla on the books

bitch books carmilla seconds

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and cancel all my appointments today.

appointments cancel today

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I have a fire to put out upstairs.

fire upstairs

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[static sparks]

sparks static

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[light electronic dance music]

dance dance-music electronic light music

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[Velvette] Ugh. No. Unacceptable. You're fired.

fired unacceptable velvette

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What is this? Wrist ruffles? Is it 1750?

wrist

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Burn it like the witches who wore it.

burn witches wore

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[Vox] Oh, Velvet. I can see you're busy.

busy velvet

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Tell me where's our hot headed friend now?

friend headed

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Up in his tower, waiting for a flat-faced prince to calm him down.

calm faced flat prince tower waiting

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[sighs] And uh, what's got him so out of sorts today?

sighs sorts today

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Who knows? But he tore up my best model.

best knows model tore

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And you know, the show can't wait for that unlucky bitch

bitch unlucky

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to pull herself back together.

pull

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Melissa, get over here.

melissa

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No. No. Hideous.

hideous

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I want to die. Eww. Oh, yes. That's the one.

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Well, looks like you have everything under control here.

control

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Of course I do. Fuck you. Now shoo!

course fuck shoo

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Take care of the piss baby.

baby care piss

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[gentle music]

gentle gentle-music music

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[door closes]

closes door door-closes

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[ominous music]

music ominous ominous-music

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[Valentino] Fuckin' finally,

finally fuckin valentino

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[glass smashes] Kitty, another drink.

another another-drink drink glass glass-smashes kitty smashes

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Can you believe what that piece of shit did?

believe piece

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The ungrateful whore! [glass smashes]

glass glass-smashes smashes ungrateful whore

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Um which whore are we talking about this time?

whore

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Fucking Angel Dust.

angel angel-dust dust fucking

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Who the hell else would I be talking about?

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That fucking slut walked out on me. Me.

fucking slut walked

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I fucking made him.

fucking

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Without me, he's just a bag of meat

meat

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with some mildly entertaining holes.

entertaining holes mildly

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-Angel quit? -No, he didn't fucking quit.

angel fucking quit

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It's worse. He moved!

moved worse

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He thinks he can just walk in here, work, and then go home somewhere else.

home thinks walk

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Can you fucking believe that?!

believe fucking

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He thinks he can run off

thinks

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and shack up with Lucifer's bimbo daughter?

daughter lucifers shack

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Angel is living with Lucifer's daughter now?

angel daughter living lucifers

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Yeah, that bitch. Chalkie, or Chandler, or...

bitch

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I don't know. Something mannish like that.

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She's got this hotel and--

hotel

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And which of these makes me look sexier?

makes sexier

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[Vox chuckles] What are you doing, Val?

chuckles

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You're not going over there.

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That slippery twink is going to remember who owns him.

owns remember slippery twink

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I'm going to fuck everyone in that rancid shithole, I swear to God.

fuck rancid shithole swear

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[shouts] Val! [chuckles] Think about it.

chuckles shouts

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Our brand is perfection.

brand perfection

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And what do you think chasing whores around town

chasing town whores

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will do for our image?

image

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Uh... Fuck it up?

fuck

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Right! [cheering]

cheering

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Do you want people thinking you can't control your employees?

control employees thinking

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-No. -Exactly.

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And, hey, you still have him under contract.

contract

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He isn't going anywhere. So you should...?

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[Valentino] Do nothing?

valentino

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Great idea. Now, that's why they pay you the big bucks.

bucks idea

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[sighs] But I really wanted to shoot someone.

shoot sighs wanted

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Well, let me call up the lowest earners this month.

lowest month

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Oh, you know me too well. [chuckles darkly]

chuckles

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You know, Angel isn't the only one spending time at this ratty hotel

angel hotel spending

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with the devil's princessa .

devils

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[Vox] Oh, who else is there? Someone who owes you money?

money owes

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[chuckles] Someone who owes us much more than money.

chuckles money owes

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The Radio Demon is there.

demon radio radio-demon

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[tense music]

music tense tense-music

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[chuckles] What did you just say?

chuckles

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You heard me.

heard

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Alastor came back and he is with Lucifer's daughter,

alastor daughter lucifers

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[angrily] and that wasn't the first fucking thing you told me?!

angrily fucking

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[Valentino] Hey, killing Alastor is your kink.

alastor killing kink valentino

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[Sir Pentious] Arrgh, Oh! Please! Stop! [Alastor laughs]

alastor arrgh laughs pentious

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[Charlie] Um, Alastor? I think he's had enough.

alastor charlie

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[Angel] Nah, he's got a few more hits in im!

angel hits

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[dramatic music] [Sir Pentious] Aahhh!

dramatic dramatic-music music pentious

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[Alastor] Thanks for another forgettable experience.

alastor another experience thanks

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[Sit Pentious] Thank... you... for letting your guard down!

guard letting pentious

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Haha! Yah! Oh, shit.

haha

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[Sir Pentious screams] Argh!

argh pentious screams

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Well, it looks as though I need a visit to the tailor.

tailor visit

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Best of luck, chums.

best luck

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Wait. You're leaving?

leaving

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Alastor, we need your help. We need you to do your job.

alastor

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We need a wall.

wall

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Of course.

course

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Can't let my new project fall into disrepair already.

fall project

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What would the papers say?

papers

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[Angel giggles]

angel giggles

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Hey, sweet cheeks. [laid back jazz]

cheeks jazz laid sweet

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What you doing later?

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I love me a man with a giant... tool.

giant love tool

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[Valentino] See? Look, at how he flirts with that guy,

valentino

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and he's not even paying.

paying

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Who is that? I'm gonna fucking kill his whole fucking family.

family fucking fucking-kill kill whole whole-fucking

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Vox? Vox?

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[static buzzes] [ominous music]

buzzes music ominous ominous-music static

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[dramatic music] That fucker is back!

dramatic dramatic-music fucker music

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Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too.

gone

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It's been seven years!

seven seven-years years

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You still pissed he almost beat you that time?

beat pissed

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-Uh, fuck you. -Just saying.

fuck

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Things have changed a lot since he left town.

changed left town

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[Valentino] That's for sure.

valentino

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I got to send a message

message send

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of who's really in charge of things now.

charge

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[chuckles]

chuckles

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[dramatic music] ♪ Welcome home ♪

dramatic dramatic-music home music welcome welcome-home

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♪ I'm gonna make you wish ♪

wish

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♪ That you'd stayed gone. ♪

gone stayed

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♪ Say hello ♪

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♪ To a new status quo ♪

status

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♪ Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn ♪

brand dawn knows

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♪ Turn the TV on ♪

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[director] Camera, speeds. Rolling in 3,2.

camera director rolling speeds

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[upbeat music] ♪ Welcome to the show ♪

music upbeat upbeat-music welcome

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♪ So the Radio Demon is back in town. ♪

demon radio radio-demon town

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♪ Why is he hanging around? What does that mean for your family? ♪

family hanging

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♪ Well handily, I've got good news. He's a loser, a fossil ♪

fossil loser news

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♪ And I don't mean to sound hostile but the demon is a coward ♪

coward demon hostile sound

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♪ You can take that as gospel. Pulling my viewers? Impossible ♪

gospel impossible pulling viewers

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♪ Im visual, he's barely audible ♪

barely visual

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♪ Stop giving him the time of day ♪

giving

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♪ Don't listen to a word he'd say

word

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♪ Hope he had a nice vacay ♪

hope

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♪ But he should have stayed away ♪

stayed

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♪ While he hid in radio ♪

radio

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♪ We pivoted to video ♪

video

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♪ And now his medium ♪

medium

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♪ is getting bloody rare ♪

bloody rare

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♪ Hell's been better since he split ♪

hells split

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♪ Where's he been? Who gives a shit? ♪

gives

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[Alastor] ♪ Salutations ♪

alastor salutations

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♪ Good to be back on the air ♪

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♪ Yes I know It's been a while since someone with style ♪

style

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♪ Treated hell to a broadcast Sinners rejoice ♪

broadcast rejoice sinners treated

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[Vox] What a dated voice!

dated voice

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-Instead of a clout chasing video podcast -Come on!

chasing podcast video

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♪ Is Vox insecure pursuing allure? ♪

insecure

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♪ Flitting between this fad and that ♪

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- ♪ Is nothing working? ♪ - ♪ Ignore his chirping ♪

chirping ignore working

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♪ Every day he's got a new format ♪

format

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[Vox] ♪ You're looking at the future ♪

future looking

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♪ He's the shit that comes before that ♪

comes

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[Alastor] ♪ Is Vox as strong as he purports ♪

alastor strong

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♪ Or is it based on his support? ♪

based support

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♪ He'd be powerless without the other Vees ♪

powerless vees

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[Vox] Oh please.

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♪ And here's the sugar ♪

sugar

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♪ on the cream ♪

cream

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- ♪ He asked me to join his team ♪ -[Vox] Hold on!

asked join team

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♪ I said no and now he's pissy, that's the tea ♪

pissy

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[glitches] ♪ You old timey prick ♪

prick timey

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♪ I'll show you suffering ♪

suffering

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[Alastor] ♪ Uh oh, the TV is buffering ♪

alastor

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[signal breaks up] ♪ I'll destroy yoo-o-u-u you little-- ♪

breaks destroy signal

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[Alastor] I'm afraid you've lost your signal.

afraid alastor lost signal

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[dramatic music]

dramatic dramatic-music music

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[Alastor] ♪ Lets begin ♪

alastor begin

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♪ I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone ♪

gone stayed wish

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♪ Tune on in ♪

tune

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♪ When I'm done ♪

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♪ Your status quo Will know its race is run ♪

race status

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♪ Oh this will be fun ♪

fun

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[Alastor laughing]

alastor laughing

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Fuck!

fuck

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[light music] We have a problem.

light light-music music problem

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Alastor is getting close to Little Princess Morning Star.

alastor close morning princess star

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So our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck

concern deal main struck

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between Lucifer's brat and that smiling freak.

brat freak lucifers smiling

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Well, how exactly are we supposed to stop it?

supposed

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Put something inside them.

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That's how I get the bitches to behave.

behave bitches

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Well maybe someone on the inside isn't such a bad idea.

idea

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Do you think Angel would?

angel

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That lanky prick won't even return my calls.

calls prick return

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We need someone who Little Miss Bleeding Heart would take in.

bleeding heart miss

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Someone pathetic, desperate, with no direct ties to us.

desperate direct pathetic ties

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I employ every down on their luck loser this side of hell.

loser luck side

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Who the fuck is left?

fuck left

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[Vox scoffs]

scoffs

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[dramatic music] I think I have just the one.

dramatic dramatic-music music

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[Charlie exhausted] Hmmph!

charlie exhausted

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[Angel] So how'd it go?

angel howd

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[sighs] Not a single new recruit.

recruit sighs single

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Yeah. Well, who would want to use their last days

days

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[banging on door] not fucking and fighting?

banging door fighting fucking

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Why, hello, my dear--

dear

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[thud]

thud

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[Sir Pentious] Wait wait wait!

pentious

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I come in peace.

peace

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What are you doing here?

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Vaggie what's the problem? [gasps]

gasps problem vaggie

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Oh, hello again.

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I didn't come looking for a fight. I uhh...

fight looking

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I heard that you're helping people.

heard helping

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People who want to be better?

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[gasps] You heard right.

gasps heard

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Welcome to our home of healing. Our resort of restoration. Our--

healing home resort welcome

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Are you fucking nuts?

fucking fucking-nuts nuts

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This chump was trying to kill us, like,

chump kill

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literally 6 hours ago.

hours

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And now you want to bring him in here to live with us?

bring live

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Absolutely!

absolutely

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This place is about second chances.

chances place second

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And who deserves one more than this...

deserves

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slithery... slippery... special little man.

slippery special

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Aren't you're supposed to protect this place?

place protect supposed

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-[puppy dog noises] [ Vaggie sighs]

noises puppy sighs vaggie vaggie-sighs

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I... guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine

machine threat

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or even with the war machine.

machine

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Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!

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Sir Pentious! Welcome to the Hazbin hotel!

hazbin hazbin-hotel hotel pentious welcome

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Oh, no darling, thank you. You won't regret this.

darling regret

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Eh, I give you a week tops.

tops week

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[light music] So... this is the bar and the bartender.

bartender light light-music music

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This is the curtain,

curtain

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and this is the new wall after you broke the last one, heh,

broke wall

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and, oh, this, this is--

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Babe, you don't have to show him every detail.

babe detail

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Sorry, I'm just so excited to have our first real guest!

excited guest real

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Uh, what the hell am I then?

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Well, you're an important part of our family here, Angel.

angel family part

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But you, um, uh....

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[Vaggie] Constantly make us look bad, sexually harass the staff,

constantly harass sexually staff vaggie

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and have literally never once tried to improve?

improve tried

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What she means is, it's just nice to have someone interested for once.

interested

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[light music]

light light-music music

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Over here we have our maid Niffty.

maid niffty

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[gasps] The bad boy is back.

gasps

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[creepy whisper] Never leave me again.

creepy whisper

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We're about eighty percent sure she's harmless.

eighty harmless percent

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And over here we have--

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Oh, uh, Alastor, our gracious Facility Manager!

alastor facility gracious manager

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You've met our newest guest, Sir Pentious... Heh heh.

guest newest pentious

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Ah, yes. You're the one who ruined my coat.

coat ruined

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[sinisterly] I definitely remember you now.

remember

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[gulp]

gulp

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Well, I guess this is a great time for your first lesson:

lesson

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[clears throat]

clears clears-throat throat

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"How to apologize".

apologize

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The first step to becoming a better person is to admit when you are wrong,

admit becoming person step

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Why don't you give it a try?

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Yes, um... Mr, um, Radio Demon, sir, please forgive me for attacking you

attacking demon forgive radio radio-demon

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and ruining your very lovely coat... Um, here...

coat lovely ruining

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Oh-ho, not many people have been able to take even this much off me.

able

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It must have meant quite a lot to you.

meant must

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[ignites]

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[cat purrs]

purrs

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Now! With a new resident,

resident

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I think it's important we all get to know each other,

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so we are going to play a little game.

game

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Everyone, follow me.

follow

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My name is Charlie. [claps]

charlie claps name

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I like to sing. [claps]

claps sing

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And when we get to know each other, it's the greatest thing.

greatest

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[claps]

claps

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My name's Sir Pentious. [claps]

claps names pentious

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I like to build. [claps]

build claps

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And despite my stupid Egg Bois,

despite stupid

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I think I'm very skilled. [claps]

claps skilled

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This is stupid.

stupid

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♪ This is not stupid it 's just the game ♪

game stupid

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♪ Sir Pentious did it well so now please try to do the same ♪

pentious

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I am too sober for this.

sober

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Well, get used to it and learn how to play.

learn used

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♪ This is going to be your whole day ♪ [claps]

claps whole

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[laidback jazz music]

jazz jazz-music laidback music

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[Angel] "Oh I'm a bad man on the streets

angel streets

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who never got enough hugs."

hugs

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"Now, where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?"

crack innocent sell

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[Angel] Wow. Who wrote this?

angel wrote

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It's great, right? Keep going.

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-"Hey you." -Who, me?

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"Yeah, you look like a kid who could use some devil's dandruff."

devils

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[Angel] Oh, for fuck's sake.

angel fucks fucks-sake sake

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Not me. I have to go home and study.

home study

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"Come on kid, it'll make you cool like me...

cool itll

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The crack head!"

crack head

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The only cool thing here is to say no to drugs.

cool drugs

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Now, if you'll excuse me,

excuse

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I'm off to not have sexual intercourse before marriage!

marriage sexual

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[fanfare sounds] Yes! Oh, bravo, bravo!

bravo fanfare sounds

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Wow, Pentious,

pentious

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at this rate you'll be redeemed in no time.

rate redeemed

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[melancholy music]

melancholy melancholy-music music

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[Angel] I... I'm going to bed.

angel

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[Charlie] I am so proud of you, Sir Pentious.

charlie pentious proud

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-That was amazing. -Thank you.

amazing

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-That was beautiful work today! -[Sir Pentious] Thank you.

pentious today

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You like me. You really like me!

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[grunts]

grunts

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[sighs]

sighs

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[voicemail beeps] [Valentino] Angel, Baby, come home.

angel baby beeps home valentino voicemail

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It's not the same without you here. I miss you, come back

miss

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[shouting] Angel you bitch, If you don't come home,

angel bitch home shouting

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You will be fucking greasy truckers for the next year--

fucking greasy

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[Valentino] Hey, amorcito, I didn't mean to yell,

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but you know how crazy you make me f--

crazy

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[shouting] You fuckin' slut!

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[Valentino being friendly] Hey, Angie, about earlier--

angie friendly valentino

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[shouting] Kill your whole fucking fam--

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Work ' s really stressful--

stressful

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[shouting] Little cocksucking piece of shit--

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[ominous music] You actually think you can change?

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-Addict trash like you doesn't change. -[sigh]

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[Valentino] I'll see you soon, baby.

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Sorry. Not now, Fat Nuggets. [oinks]

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[bottles clink] [cork squeaks open]

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[gulps]

gulps

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Aah!

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Huh?

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[suspenseful music]

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[door creaks]

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[Angel] You slippery little shit!

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[screams]

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You're working for the Vees?

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I fucking knew there was something shitty about you.

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[Sir Pentious] I don't know what you're talking about...

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whorebug!

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[growls]

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[frantic music] [scuffles]

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[Sir Pentious] Get your aggressively average body,

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off of me!

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[Angel] Fuck!

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[hisses]

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[growls ]

growls

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[yawn] [Charlie] What's going on?

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[Angel] This little bitch is a traitor!

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Preposterous, I would never betray you. You... are my best friends!

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[Angel] Uh-uh, Then explain this.

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[suspenseful music]

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Ah! Ah! Abort! Abort!

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S.O.S. Agent Pentious in need of immediate evacuation!!

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[Vox] Pentious? ... Wait ... You were caught?!

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[laughing] It hasn't even been a day!

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Please, you've got to get me out of here!

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[Vox] I can't believe we thought you could handle even something this simple.

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Do us a favor, if they don't kill you,

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go ahead and do it yourself, you miserable failure.

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I... I...

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[sombre music]

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Just make it quick, I guess.

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Not that I deserve it.

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Gladly.

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Wait... Pentious?

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[light ballad music]

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♪ It starts with sorry ♪

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♪ That's your foot In the door ♪

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♪ One simple sorry ♪

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♪ Spoken straight from your core ♪

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♪ The path to forgiveness ♪

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♪ Is a twisting trail of hearts ♪

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♪ But sorry is where it starts ♪

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[music builds]

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♪ Who could forgive a dirtbag like me ♪

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♪ I don't deserve your amnesty ♪

deserve

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[Angel and Vaggie] ♪ Can ' t we just kill him ♪

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♪ Shoot him and spill his blood ♪

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[Charlie] ♪ That's an option you could choose ♪

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[Angel and Vaggie] ♪ Works for us ♪

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♪ But who hasn't Been in his shoes ♪

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♪ It starts with sorry ♪

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♪ Sorry ♪

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♪ Dig down deeper and say ♪

deeper

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♪ One sincere sorry ♪

sincere

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[Sir Pentious] ♪ I'm so sorry ♪

pentious

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[Charlie] ♪ And your journey's underway ♪

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[Charlie and Sir Pentious] ♪ It'll take time to cover ♪

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♪ Your vast multitude of sins ♪ ♪ My vast multitude of sins ♪

multitude sins vast

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♪ But sorry is where it begins ♪

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♪ It starts with sorry ♪

starts

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[Niffty] I hated that song!

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Why are you so lame? Not a bad boy.

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[happy sigh] Good first day. Let's get some rest.

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[suspenseful music]

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[electronic static] [Vox] What?!

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You'll have to try harder than that next time, ol' pal.

harder

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[Vox rages] Aaaarrggghhhhh!!

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[Alastor laughs]

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[end credit music]

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