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but we could use more men like you in the--
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Whoa, what the fuck?
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Your Botox, Ms. Noem.
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Oh, yeah. Fix me up.
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Another day doing what's tough.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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But a body growing inside a woman's body is not her body.
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It's a completely separate fetus--
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Eric, what are you doing?
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I'm sorry, mom.
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You told me to go to sleep, but I started masterdebating again.
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This is really getting to be a problem, Eric.
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Mom, you don't understand.
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I'm getting really good at this.
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I have my arguments down rock solid.
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These young college girls are totally unprepared,
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so I can just destroy them and also edit out all the ones
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that actually argue back well.
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It just feels so good.
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I understand it feels good,
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but that doesn't mean you do it all the time.
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I'm sorry, Mommy.
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Put the computer away and leave those poor
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college girls alone.
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I won't master debate anymore tonight.
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Look, look, you can call it reproductive rights.
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But be honest, if a baby could speak,
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it would fight for its right to live.
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I'm sorry, Mom!
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Tom, another protest today, as thousands turned out
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in downtown Denver to voice their outrage
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against the I-C-E.
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This is just out of control.
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A lot of the people being targeted in these raids
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are kind, hard-working, deeply faithful people
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who care for their families.
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I have no doubt that there are many, many Latinos in heaven.
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Oh, this is bad.
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Remember, only detain the brown ones.
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If it's brown, it goes down.
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Jesus, look out!
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There's another one flying over here.
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Catch him! Catch him!
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I just need to ask you some questions,