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I can't even be a pilot anymore because the passengers don't respect me.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#364
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Bye now. Thanks for flying.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#365
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Ma'am, can I help you get off?
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#366
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Hmm! Not from what I hear.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#367
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[Peter laughs]
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#368
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I was also on that flight.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#369
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And then I got a cease and desist order
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#370
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from the people who license the word "giggity."
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#371
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- What? - It's a standard franchise agreement,
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#372
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but apparently it can only be used by men who can satisfy their partners.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#373
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Hey, guys. I'm just gonna trim this overgrown bush.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#374
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Go... Go...
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#375
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Oh God, what am I gonna do?
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#376
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[crying]
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#377
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[phone dings]
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#378
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Thanks, Josh.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#379
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[crying hysterically]
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#380
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Guys, we have to do something.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#381
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Yeah, we gotta help him get his mojo back.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#382
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Come on, Quagmire, let's get you up.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#383
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Yeah, I hate seeing you like this.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#384
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And I wanna know who the hell has "giggity" right now.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#385
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Giggity!
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#386
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You know what? Good for the giggity people.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#387
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Embracing change.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#388
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Uh, Stewie, do I need to take out the leash?
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#389
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Sorry, Bri.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#390
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So, listen, I have to change my flight and I need you to wait on hold for me.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#391
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Oh, come on! That'll take forever!
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#392
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[clears throat]
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#393
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[sighs]
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#394
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[♪ muzak playing]
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#395
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This is Celia, how may I help you?
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#396
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Oh, thank God. My name is Brian Griffin.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#397
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I'm calling about Flight 432 to Chicago.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#398
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Tell her I want a flight with zero male flight attendants.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#399
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That's what I'm calling for?
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#400
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And, and I want to sit next to a half-Asian chick.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#401
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How would they even know that?
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#402
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I heard your requests.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#403
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You are now on flight 376.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#404
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And sitting next to Grace Thompson-Woo.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#405
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- Really? - Yes.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#406
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We do this all the time for James Franco.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#407
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All right! Now call Ticketmaster.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#408
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[sighs]
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#409
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[man] You've reached Ticketmaster.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#410
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Good luck, douchebag.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#411
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