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Mmm-kay.
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Watch as Eric Cartman shuts down
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#233
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these woke liberal students.
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Oh, my God.
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#235
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What makes you think you have the right
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#236
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to say what I do with my body?
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#237
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Let me ask you something.
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#238
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If a pregnant woman is killed and the baby dies too,
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why is the killer charged with a double homicide?
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#240
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Well, b--because people have different beliefs.
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#241
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It's not about belief. It's about truth.
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#242
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Science confirms life begins at conception.
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#243
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So, yes, Jeremiah 1:5 says, before I formed you
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#244
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in the womb, I knew you.
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#245
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But it's just morality that demands
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#246
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we protect the most vulnerable.
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#247
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So let me ask you-- when do you think life begins?
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#248
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Eric, are you all right in there?
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#249
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Yeah, I'm fine, Mom.
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#250
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I'm just in here master debating.
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#251
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Well, Eric, that's enough.
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#252
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Let's get out of the bathroom.
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#253
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I can't, Mom.
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#254
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I'm master debating to these young college girls.
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That's very naughty, Eric. Stop it.
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#256
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Mom, I finally got sponsored by a protein powder,
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#257
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so I gotta master debate for a couple more hours.
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#258
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Leviticus 9:1-8. Leave me alone.
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#259
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All right, recruits. This is it.
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#260
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We're heading to a location
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#261
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that might be filled with illegals.
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#262
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Let's take these bad hombres down.
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#263
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Backpack.
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Backpack.
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Backpack. Backpack.
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#266
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♪ I'm the map, I'm the map ♪
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♪ I'm the map, he's the map ♪
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#268
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♪ He's the map, I'm the map ♪
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#269
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Freeze!
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#270
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Oh, God. Mkay.
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#271
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We're just here for questioning.
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#272
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Cooperate, and nothing bad-- holy shit.
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Look, I'm really sorry about this.
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#274
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It's just, I got a monthly nut, you know?
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#275
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I gotta make my nut.
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#276
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You did a good job in there, soldier.
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#277
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Mkay. Thank you, Captain.
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#278
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I know it's tough doing what's hard,
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#279
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