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You knew the risks.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#316
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God, this is so humiliating.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#317
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Captain Quagmire?
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#318
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Nestor? The guy with batons who directs my plane to the gate?
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#319
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Oh, God! This is...
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#320
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This is even more humiliating!
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#321
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Actually, I'm called a "marshaller."
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#322
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Yeah, I don't think that's a real term, but I can't believe this.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#323
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Thank God other pilots don't hang out here.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#324
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Glenn Quagmire and the marshaller?
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#325
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Okay, I guess that is a term.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#326
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Oh, Glenn. [chuckles nervously]
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#327
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I'm sorry to have to tell you like this,
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#328
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but I just, I don't think you and I are working out.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#329
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What? Why?
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#330
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We get along great!
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#331
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I know. [laughs]
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#332
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The problem is in bed.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#333
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You've just, you've never given me an orgasm.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#334
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What?
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#335
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Calling all cars,
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#336
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we have a man ripped to pieces at 42 Maple.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#337
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Heartbroken, guts pulled right out.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#338
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Suspect is a saucy librarian.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#339
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A strangler got away 'cause I was goofin' on the radio.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#340
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Hey, guys.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#341
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Hey, you hear about Glenn Quagmire?
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#342
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Can't pleasure a woman.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#343
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Peter, that's me!
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#344
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Oh, sorry, I thought I was somewhere else.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#345
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Anyway, we haven't told anyone.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#346
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How ya doin', buddy?
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#347
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Well, you know, it was a shock at first, but I'm starting to adjust.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#348
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I've gotten really into running ten Ks, I garden now,
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#349
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and I even bought season tickets for the Orioles,
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#350
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since that's what guys who can't satisfy women do.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#351
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[car honks]
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#352
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- What's that? - My new car.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#353
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I traded in my convertible for a Toyota Yaris.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#354
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Sign here that you're incapable of satisfying a woman.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#355
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[sighs]
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#356
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Great, and I'm so sorry, you now own a Yaris.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#357
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- I also got a nice text from Josh Charles. - What?
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#358
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When a guy can't please a woman, he gets a text from Josh Charles.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#359
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He's kind of the leader of our community.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#360
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Okay, well, I guess things aren't so bad then.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#361
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Of course they are!
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#362
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I hate my life now!
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#363
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