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If anyone around here is gonna be a master debater,
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Who wants to debate the master debater?
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You right there.
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That's the stupidest haircut I've ever seen.
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You are wrong.
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Leviticus 3:17 says it shall be a perpetual statute
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for your generations throughout all your dwellings.
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So you can shut up, Bebe.
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You just hate America and you love abortions.
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Uh, yes, r-right here.
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Have a seat, sir.
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What makes you want to work for immigration enforcement?
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you see, I got a nut.
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All right, you're hired.
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Take this to the next station
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for your physical and orientation video.
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Well, th-that's it?
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You will now watch an orientation video
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featuring the Director of Homeland Security.
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Welcome to the team, recruits.
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I'm Kristi Noem, Head of Homeland Security.
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Oh, she seems nice, mkay? Very pretty.
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A few years ago, I had to put my puppy down
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by shooting it in the face,
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because sometimes doing what's important
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means doing what's hard.
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Now, we'll ask the same determination of you.
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Because detaining and questioning people
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is never easy.
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As the face of Homeland Security,
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I'll be leading the way.
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And together, we'll make sure
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everyone is in this country legally.
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So let's get out there and get 'em, recruits.
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Together, we can make it happen.
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We hope you enjoyed the presentation.
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Please step through to the vehicles for your first raid.
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Keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle
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Lock and load, recruits!
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Prepare to raid!