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Just stuff your fat face, you little piggy.
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His words, not mine.
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And what's coming out of his breasts?
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Those are teats. And it's blood.
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He replenishes what he loses by killing,
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which is why he lives underneath the abortion clinic.
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He eats the fetuses one at a time, yeah,
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and when he runs out, that's when fecal matter sprays out.
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His teats, correct.
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Of course. Makes complete sense.
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I've got the contract ready for you right here.
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All the details are outlined.
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Um, this is just...
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I don't know. I don't really feel like I'm getting it, you know?
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Well, maybe this will help.
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- Is that a... - Yeah, it's a lunch box.
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Now, this is just a prototype,
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but imagine milk coming out of one of them,
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fruit punch out of another.
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Oat milk, if your kid's lactose intolerant.
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I'm a bit of a tits guy. Can I squeeze them?
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Wow. These feel like real tits.
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The hair is a nice touch.
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Yeah, I guess I'm struggling with it.
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Um, it's a lot of new information. You think you could give us a second to...
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Okay, you just take one quick second.
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What the fuck, man?
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This is all part of the game.
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Look, I know how hard you work to keep off all that weight,
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and it's super impressive, but like it or not,
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your brand is being a disgusting slob.
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That's how people see you.
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This project is your Black Panther.
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as much as I appreciate
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most of what you said,
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I just can't see myself playing this part.
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And I really hope you can find somebody that suits what you need, sir,
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but it's not gonna be me.
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Because I can think of about 800,000 reasons