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out of your skill set.
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What? Screw you, young'un!
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This bitch can plié with the best of 'em.
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You know, when I'm not bangin' on a keyboard,
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I'm schooling classmates with moves like this!
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I'm sorry he never came.
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Let's... let's just go.
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I am a menace to society!
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- Wait, where are you going? - It's him.
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Why am I still out?
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I have to be at work
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There's a lot I'm gonna miss about this gig.
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What are you gonna do for money now?
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Oh, you know. Just be a hottie waitress.
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I'm, uh... Oh, thank you.
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Although I am glad I got in one last hurrah
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before going all corporate.
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You're not worried?
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Worried about what?
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I always get worried before starting a new job.
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No. I am definitely not worried.
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Worry's a waste of time.
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I mean, shit didn't work out at one job, so I got another.
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You worry a lot, don't you?
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Look in the mirror.
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See that badass bitch?
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That's the only person you should ever worry about.
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Do you know how hard it's been for me to find you?
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Yo, you need to chill.
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Go to hell, asshole!
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A ray of sunshine in the dark void of my existence.
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But not an apology.
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I ain't apologizing for shit.
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Oh, this is because I dumped your ass.