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Signing bonus?
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♪ We don't ask for experience ♪
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♪ Just show up
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♪ We don't care if you've read a book or grown up ♪
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♪ If you're crazy or fat and lazy ♪
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♪ We don't care at all ♪
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I'm proud to work for the I-C-E.
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♪ Immigration and Customs Enforcement ♪
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♪ If you need a job
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♪ It's a job
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And now, watch as Clyde Donovan totally destroys
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these woke liberal students.
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Welcome to the channel, guys.
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Looks like a lot of whiny babies have a problem
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with what I say, so prove me wrong.
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Uh, Hey, Clyde.
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Um, you said nothing good ever came from the Jews.
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But if that's true, why are bagels so yummy?
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- Yeah. - Yeah!
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Well, you've obviously been taught by the Jews
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to have a problem with this school and with America.
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So let me ask you this-- what is your definition of a woman?
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Wait, now, what?
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What is a woman? It's a very simple question.
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Well, a woman is a lady friend
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who, you know, gives you kisses.
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You see, you can't answer the question.
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But something is male or it is female.
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Both science and scripture agree to that.
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And that's just the truth. Next.
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Another woke student totally destroyed.
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Did you call the girls' soccer team
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a Marxist indoctrination factory?
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That is correct.
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We actually beat the boys 4 to 0, you know.
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You can whine about American oppression all you want,
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but you're using an iPhone made by the free market
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to complain about a system that gave it to you.
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Girls have it way easy in America,
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and that's just the truth.
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Woke student totally pwned.
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Women have it good in America,
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just like Black people do.
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Black people have everything handed to them--
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I'm sick of people stealing my schtick.