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and driven by fate,
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destined to rid the world of evil
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and deliver humanity from the edge of oblivion.
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Squirt. I just came.
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I warned you guys.
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So he's just a total badass?
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Not sure this is even gonna require much acting.
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Hey, hey. Jesus. You gotta tone it down a notch.
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Well, actually, I mean, the character is a bit of a recluse.
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Yes, he lives in the sewer system.
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In the sewer system?
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Yes. He gets his power from the waste of the city,
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but then channels it for good.
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- Yeah. - I told you. Heady stuff.
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Interesting. And what is the name of the movie again?
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- Konyo... - Konyo Yaro.
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Yes, but of course, we will use the English translation.
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Yeah, well, because he's got the hog tits,
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but also he is a shit beast,
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so it's a little bit of a play on words there.
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- Hm. - Badass. I get it.
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It's foreign. It's edgy.
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I'm, like, super into this.
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So actually he is gonna need you to pack on about 150--
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I mean, at this point, over 200 pounds.
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You must become fatter.
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It has to be real. No computers.
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You see, you first caught Mr. Mashimoto's attention
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with your 2014 ha-ha comedy show, Completely Normal.
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Ha-ha comedy show.
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Thank you for watching that.
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He took one look at your face and said, "That is my Hogtit Shitbeast."
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It's as if you jumped right out of his mind.
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In fact, he's been heartbroken about your recent weight loss.
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The same way he felt when fat Adele got skinny.
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Yeah, uh, it's hard to keep it off, but...
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You've done it before.