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I'm so excited to be here with you guys!
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Okay, good start, shows energy.
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Peter, this isn't a tryout.
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Sorry. So, Elle, uh...
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Hey, what are your arm tattoos?
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Oh, those are my three babies that never came to term.
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Uh, yeah, maybe, maybe uh...
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maybe you just long sleeve it.
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Yeah, sleeve it or don't say it.
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Oh, I stopped sleeving when I started Skyrizi.
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Enough with Skyrizi!
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Do Taco Bell! At least they're a sponsor!
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So, uh, anyway, on the way here,
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Elle was saying how much she likes beer.
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No, I didn't. I said the library masturbator ruined another atlas.
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Okay, look. This ain't working.
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Elle, we're regular guys.
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You're a librarian, all right?
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I don't know the first thing about libraries,
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except that the atlases are sexy.
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Hell, I only even go to the library for the puppet show 'cause I like King Puppet.
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You mean this puppet?
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Quagmire, I love her.
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You hit it out of the park.
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Hey, do you know the guy who does Prince Puppet?
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Yes, but the prince is a little shy.
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Oh my God, how is this happening?
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I'm just Peter Griffin!
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Well, Peter may like you.
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But good luck winning over the Joe.
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Aren't you the cop who hid in the library when he heard "shots fired"?
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Never mind, you won the Joe.
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[chuckles] I also believe in essential oils.
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Would anyone like eucalyptus for their nose?
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No, that's stupid.
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I can see why women make this crap their whole personality.
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Ah, this is great.
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I'm so glad you guys are getting along.
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We sure are. [gasps]
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And I love this eucalyptus.
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I feel like Koala Peter.