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Yeah, I think--I think we could do something there.
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I think we could do-- yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, looking forward to it, then.
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It's always a pleasure talking to you, Nena.
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Ready or not, Nena Marx is interviewing Duncan Park
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And we're giving a demo.
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- Should be well-attended.
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- What are you gonna say?
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- Well, maybe we review our options.
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- Oh, uh, A, weaponize the user base, right?
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Expose all secrets, ruin careers,
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Make the world an even worse place
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while we go full goblin mode on the profits,
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fueled by a cycle of fear and revenge.
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- Weaponize, I like it. B, B, what have we got?
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- Teach everyone a valuable lesson somehow.
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- [blows raspberry] Teach.
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- Pull back the curtain on the whole tech oligarchy.
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We disrupt data as its profit center.
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Probably die trying, but no empire lasts forever.
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I like C, which is basically B but with guillotines.
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But A, godlike power and money, that's kind of the objective.
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What are you thinking?
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- Just running all simulations of the audience's responses
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And all end with me being violently disemboweled.
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Keep going, keep going, keep going.
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Duck, weave, breathe.