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What the hell do you think you're doing, Clyde?
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We're here speaking the truth about the Jews
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and the underprivileged white class--
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That's my shtick.
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Knock it off, Clyde. You stole my idea.
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I don't know about stealing ideas,
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but I do know about some amazing supplement powders
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that are an absolute steal-- - Supplement powders?
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HE-MAN supplement powders can really help you
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bulk up and get-- - Are you fucking serious?
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People are sponsoring you for ripping me off?
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And it's really just the best way to get ripped quick.
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So be sure to get some.
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And also, be sure to hashtag #RespectClydesAuthority.
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What?
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#102
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So after losing my job, I realized
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#103
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I really better get a handle on how much I spend a month.
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#104
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Yes, Mr. Mackey.
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#105
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Looking over your portfolio here,
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#106
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it appears you've got about an $8,000 a month nut.
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#107
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$8,000 a month?
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#108
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I had no idea my nut was that big.
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#109
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Now, we could get you a debt consolidation loan,
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cancel your streaming services,
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downgrade your phone subscription,
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#112
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do a second mortgage on your house,
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#113
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and your nut's still $8,000--
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#114
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a month.
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But I don't have anything, mkay?
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#116
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I can't find a job.
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#117
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Nobody's hiring counselors anymore.
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#118
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What am I supposed to do?
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#119
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Well, there are other career opportunities.
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#120
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Have you considered...
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a job with the I-C-E?
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#122
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Help your country round up undocumented immigrants.
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#123
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ICE?
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#124
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I'm a counselor.
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#125
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I help people.
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I would never work for ICE.
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I understand you have to have your principles.
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It's just they are offering new recruits
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about a $100,000 salary.
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#130
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Say--say what now?
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Are you looking for a new career?
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#132
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Why not join the I-C-E?
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We have jobs available now
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with up to a $50,000 signing bonus.
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