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♪ For all my life ♪
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[male announcer] Skyrizi may cause general douchery,
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like spinning at weddings and sky hooking paper into trash cans.
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And that's not even the best thing about her.
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Believe it or not, fellas,
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she's the best I've ever had in bed.
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Yeah, she spent the last 30 years sitting at a reference desk,
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reading back issues of Cosmopolitan Magazine.
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That means she's read over four million tips on how to please her lover.
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You know, you guys would like her if you'd just give her a chance.
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I don't know. Us?
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Hang out with a librarian?
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Yeah, I don't think we're a match.
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Like William Wallace and the guy who wouldn't wear face paint.
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They may take our lives,
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but they will never take our...
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Hey, where's your face paint?
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I can no wear it.
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I have the plaque psoriasis.
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Or at least, I did before Skyrizi.
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♪ I can't see me lovin' nobody but you ♪
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Ugh, this thing is so humiliating.
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Ah, it's not a big deal.
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I'm sure no one will even notice.
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Oh, crap! It's Jake from my gym,
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boxing an MMA mannequin.
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Uh, hey, Jake. Just, uh, doing some resistance training.
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Heard about it on Rogan.
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Nice. Love Rogan.
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Yes, he's for the vanguard of independent thinkers
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who also have seven hours a day to listen to a shaved ape.
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Okay, Brian, I think I covered nicely there.
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I'm gonna go play.
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Oh! What the hell?
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Uh, looks like we got our leashes tangled.
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Sorry about that. My little guy doesn't always look where he's going.
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Uh, Brian, I think he's trying to establish dominance.
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Ah, he's just being friendly.
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You cannot sniff back there.
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Alright, that's it. Two can play at this game, tough guy.
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Huh, there's a lot of information in butts.