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Yeah, screw you, fat ass.
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Now, as your counselor,
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I want to try and understand why you're doing
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all these bad things you're doing.
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The other students are very upset at this podcast.
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And what makes you think you got to say
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all this stuff, Clyde?
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Hey, I'm just trying to make my nut, man.
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Yeah, you know, kids have it tough these days.
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We got Xbox subscriptions, PS5, Steam subscriptions,
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Netflix, HBO, you want to order DoorDash.
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My nut's about 60 bucks a week.
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So you know, as a kid, if you could do a podcast,
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say some really divisive shit, then you could make your nut.
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Well, Clyde, there's more important things
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than a nut, mkay?
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Well, like being nice, mkay,
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making people smile, helping people out.
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That's why I became a counselor.
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Mr. Mackey, I need you to pack your stuff.
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You've been fired, bud.
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Government's doing away with needless spending in schools.
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Get your things. Last paycheck's up front.
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What are you talking about?
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Hey, wait a minute, PC Principal.
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Power Christian Principle, yes.
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I've worked here for 26 years.
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We appreciate your service to this school,
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but the government's cutting back on unnecessary expenses.
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Well, what's more important than a school counselor?
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Schools have one counselor now,
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and he is the greatest counselor that ever lived.
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Thanks for everything. Now, pack your shit.
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what about my nut?
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Hello, and welcome
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to the "Clyde Donovan Podcast."
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Welcome to the Channel of Truth, guys.
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You can't trust Jews,
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white people are the underprivileged,
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and women belong at home.
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I'd like to welcome our first guest
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to the debate, Eric Cartman.