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I just got used to you guys. [scoffs]
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I ain't finding no new drinking buddies.
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I've named all the stains on the carpet. [giggles]
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Well, looks like we have a lot of work to do.
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[end credit music]
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[Sir Pentious] Teamwork makes the dream work!
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Oh, my God. Ha ha ha ha!
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Oh. Looks like your little hotel didn't work out so well.
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[Charlie sighs] Oh, I wish my mom was here to see this.
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[Vaggie] The cannibals seem ready to fight.
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[Sir Pentious] Fear not, damsels.
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I shall have the staff ready for victorious combat!
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[Vaggie] What in the hell are you supposed to be?
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General Pentious, reporting for duty.
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I'll turn those rapscallions into soldiers in no time at all.
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I'm glad you asked, soldier.
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The base needs fortifications.
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Reinforce the southern wall.
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Create a moat around the perimeter
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to stop a ground assault.
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[Charlie] How about this? If you see an angel, stab it.
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[Niffty] Oooohh...[evil chuckle]
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-[Angel] Hey, hey, hey, hey. -[Charlie] Not Him!
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[Vaggie in a drill sergeant manner] Listen up, sinners!
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We got twenty four hours before the extermination begins
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Let's get to work. [epic music]
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-[Vaggie] So, you wanna aim here, here...
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-[Vox] Oh, they suck. -[Sir Pentious] Yes.
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-[ Vox laughing] Oh they suck so bad
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[epic music continues] [Vox] Oh, God.
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They're going to fucking die.
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They're-- They're going to die.
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[mic feeds back] Hello?
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I want to thank everyone for coming.
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Even people who aren't staying here yet...Cherri.
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Look, I can't resist a fight, okay?
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Especially when I get to tag team with this fuckhead.